Ginger, Triumph, and SpocksBabe are in the asylum and Lock is their guard. Rated EH for extremely hilarious. Written by me and BarrelsBabe. Enjoy!
First off, we don't own Triumph the Insult Dog. By the way when he's making his call, I got the lines from an youtube video called Hawaii Weather Dog. Second, Ginger is me which is a given but still. Third, SpocksBabe is BarrelsBabe (if you want to know why she's also known as SpocksBabe, PM her).
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(in the asylum)
(phone call)
Female voice on the other end: Papa John's pizza. How can I help you?
Ginger: Yeah, hi, can I have a pizza with everything on it?
Lock: That's your one phone call?
Ginger: La-duh! I'm starving, man! It's one call and I'm making the most of it.
Triumph the Insult Dog: Geez. No wonder you're here.
Ginger: And some soda. What do you guys want?
Triumph: I'll have a Diet Cola.
Lock: And I'll have a Dr. Pepper!
Triumph: Excuse me?
Lock: 0_0
SpocksBabe: I want Dr.Pepper too!!
Papa John's: Okay, that's one pizza with everything on it, a sprite, a Diet Cola, and two Dr. Peppers.
Ginger: Yep
Papa John's: That'll be all?
Ginger: Yep.
Papa John's: Okay. Pick up or deliver?
Ginger: Yo guard, pick up or deliver?
Lock: Uh, pick up.
Ginger: Okay but you have to let me out.
Lock: 0_0 Then deliver!
Ginger: Deliver.
Papa John's: Location?
Ginger: The asylum.
Papa John's: 0_o When they say that you guys are insane, I think they mean the guard as well.
Lock: HEY!
*everyone else laughs like crazy*
(eating pizza)
SpocksBabe: Mmmmmm.
Triumph: I have to admit, tain't bad!
Lock: No kidding.
SpocksBabe: Why, Lock! Are you, a normal person, agreeing with three insane people?
Lock: 0_0 Oh my god! MY MOTHER!
*Lock rushes out of room*
Triumph: What was that?
Ginger: I don't know.
SpocksBabe: And he calls US insane!
*all laugh maniacally*
*Lock comes back after a while*
Lock: Who's next?
Triumph: Me!
*dials phone*
Female voice on the other end: Hello?
Triumph: Hello. This is Triumph the Insult Dog. What is the weather forcast for Hawaii for the next few days?
Female voice on the other end: Stand by while I check.
Ginger: Why are you calling Hawaii?
Triumph: When I'm released that's where I'm going.
Ginger: Ooh! Ooh! Me too!
Lock: You people are insane! I think I'm gonna join you people soon.
SpocksBabe: I'M GOING TO HAWAII!!!
Lock: Me too!
*Ginger stares at Lock*
Ginger: Okay. I'm scared.
Female voice: Sir?
Triumph: Aye, I'm here...Oh, little clouds are coming into the sky. Oh, poor Hawaii. You might have a cloud or two. SCREW YOU, HAWAII! Okay, tonight, what is this evening?...Clouds and yes, mostly dry and pleasent. Okay, dry and pleasent, that's an inherant contradiction, isn't it? And then what have we got?...Oh no! Light winds! LIGHT WINDS! WHAT WILL HAWAII DO?! CLOSE THE SCHOOLS!!! I'm just going to say what everyone else here is thinking. Hawaii, YOU'RE A PUSSY!
*Triumph hangs up*
Triumph: Aw, who cares? I'm still going!
Ginger and SpocksBabe: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lock: Who's next?
SpocksBabe: ME!!!!!
*phone call*
SpocksBabe: Hello?
Female voice: Who is this?
Female voice: Walmart.
SpocksBabe: Why did you call me?
Walmart: We didn't. you called us.
SpocksBabe: Are you calling me a liar? I'm in the asylum!!! I'm a nut job!!!
*Laughs like a nut*
Walmart: Ok then.
*SpocksBabe hangs up*
Lock: Has everyone made there call?
Everyone: Yep.
Lock: Good! Now it's my turn.
Ginger: Who are you calling? Papa John's?
Triumph: Hawaii?
SpocksBabe: WALMART?
Lock: No, I'm calling-
Ginger: Somewhere that they sell a flat screen? GET FOUR!!!!!!
SpocksBabe: A video game shop? GET THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: OOGIE'S REVENGE! I wonder who's in it.
Triumph: The mental institution? Sorry, they're out of straight jackets.
Lock: NO, YOU IDIOTS! I'm calling my lawyer!
Triumph: Loser.
*phone call*
Female voice: Hello?
Lock: Shock?
Ginger: Your lawyer is Shock?
Lock: Yes!
Ginger: *to Triumph and SpocksBabe* This ought to be good.
Shock: Lock, what happened this time?
Lock: I'm a guard at the asylum.
Shock: And that's bad because...
Lock: They're calling the weirdest places.
Shock: Did you look at the collar ID at all?
Lock: There's a collar ID on this thing?
SpocksBabe: Yes, you idiot. Did you read the sign above the phone? It says phone with collar ID.
Triumph: Even I noticed that.
Ginger: Dude, Triumph, I think your the crazy one.
Lock: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Shock: They called me, stupid.
Lock: They called you stupid?
Shock: No, moron! They were calling me!
SpocksBabe: Gotcha, sucker!
Lock: I don't get it!
Ginger: Did you check your calendar today?
Lock: What does that have to do with anything?
Triumph: If you go look then you'll see.
Lock: It's April 1st.
Shock: Turn around.
*Lock turns around*
*Shock, Barrel, SpocksBabe, Triumph, Ginger scream*
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lock: Huh?
Barrel: Man, you gotta get out more often.
Triumph: We play jokes on each other today.
Lock: But the pizza, and the sodas.
Shock: Oogie's finest.
Lock: Excuse me.
*runs into the bath room*
Lock: *barfing in the toilet* BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ginger: *to SpocksBabe* That sounds familiar, doesn't it?
SpocksBabe: *giggling* Yep.
(for info on that, ask me or BarrelsBabe)
*Lock comes out of the bathroom*
Lock: What about Hawaii?
Ginger: I'm going for real.
SpocksBabe: I'M GOING TO HAWAII!!
Triumph: Me too!
Lock: But the forcast...
Triumph: Shock looked it up when I called. And I'm standing by my "SCREW YOU, HAWAII! CLOSE THE SCHOOLS!"
SpocksBabe: Maybe you need the straight jacket.
Lock: And WALMART?
Shock: I don't remember that.
Barrel: That was me.
Lock: But I...you...huh...
*faints*
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ginger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NO WONDER WE'RE IN THE ASYLUM! AHAHAHAHAHA!
SpocksBabe: *rolling on the floor* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Triumph: HAHAHAHA! I'M DYING HERE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
They all laughed until they died. Well, actually, Emily is still complaining. So they laughed forever and lived happily ever after.
THE END
