ST - OK, hello peoplez~
Robbie - I’m STILL the on- …Awwww….;-;
ST - *Smug* Heh.
Claire – Anyway, the questions…
Senya - How come only you two get to read the questions out?
Sara – Because we were here before you. -.-‘
Senya – Hmph.
ST – Guys? The show?
Claire – Oh, yeah. Anyway, first questions are fr-
Senya – First questions are from Zero_and_a_Half!!
Claire - *Evil glare at Senya*
Senya - *Smug*
Claire – Anyway, Zero_and_a_Half…
(Oh wait, i have another question for Oogie.
Oogie- You DARE punch MEEE??!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!! I'll tell ya...*demonic voice and eyes glow red* You're worst nightmare! *screams and tackles Oogie*)
Oogie - *Falls over, it’s just a cardboard cut-out*
Real Oogie – Heh, heh, heh. :3
Sara - …Oooookaaaaay…Next is from Varn? Meh.
(?!?! D=< I do not steal formulas!!! -- just for that... I have dares most un-kind to anyone who was nasty. *looks at dr f* or were dis-honest or lied.
senya- I dare you to kiss oogie.
robbie- I dare you to eat a starfish. live.
st- <.< I dare you to kiss sally, and kill jack.
dr f- <.< strap a rocket to your chair. a SPACE rocket...)
Senya - …>> Varn, you is gonna be a dead little plank of wood. -.-‘
Oogie - *Pervish eyebrow thing*
ST – Oogie, how can you do the ‘Pervish eyebrow thing’ when you don’t have eyebrows?
Oogie - -.-#
ST – I’ll be quiet now…
Senya - *Looks at Oogie then looks at ST* Can we do what BN does and bribe our way out?
ST - *Thinks* Hmn…Since it IS disgusting…And sicne I wanna peeve off Varn…Yes, $50. :3
Senya – Ok. Kiiiiiiiiiiiimm~?
Kim - *Gives Senya the money* -.-‘
Senya - *Gives ST the money* :3
Oogie - *Sulks*
Robbie – A- A- Alive? o.o’
Claire - *Gives Robbie $50* I hate the kid and even I think that’s not right…
Robbie - *Skips to ST and gives her the money* ^^
Starfish - *Dances around, happyful*
ST - *Pays herself $50* :3
Sara - …I’m not going to ask. -.-‘
Dr. Finky – OK! *Sounds weirdly childish* ^^
ST - …-.-# Senya!
Senya – He’s much more fun on the red pill, dammit!!
Dr. Finky - *Straps the space rocket to his wheelchair then presses the button* TO NARNIA!!!
Senya – Hey! I wanted to do the countdown!!
Dr. Finky - *There is a big puff of smoke and when it clears he is sat on the floor with only his underwear and socks on*
Tristan – o.o’ *Moves the camera away from Dr. Finky*
ST – o.o’ Thanks for that Tristan…Um…SECURITY!!
Sara – We have security?
Claire - …?
ST - …*Sighs and kicks Dr. Finky off stage* ^^ Much better.
ST – Next is from my good friend-
Robbie – NB. :3
ST - …BN!!!!
(NEITHER?!? NEITHER?!? *splutters in rage, and attacks barrel with a toothpick(look on her profile to see joke)*
*finishes killing barrel* ok.. question-y stuff...
robbie- it's BN!!! BN means Bracket, narrator... not, narrator bracket!!! Dx
dr f- fear toxin? that's dr jhonathan crane's... >:3 not varns, not yours... dr jhonathan crane's... you stupid man! >:3 he's gonna hunt chu down nows!
Jack- !?! are you drunk?! Dx wtf man?!
oogie- ... I loves chu~ do you love meh? :3 ... say yes or i'll smash yah face in! D=< ... :3)
Barrel - *Absent-mindedly licks lollypop, not paying attention to BN or her toothpick* :3
Robbie – Ok, I’m sorry… NB. :3
Dr. Finky - *Has been kicked offstage*
Jack – I am NOT drunk! The very idea! …I WAS drunk. :3
Oogie – Sure, why not?
ST - …Ooookaaaay.
Robbie – Zero_and_a_Half is back agaaaaaiiiiin~
(Lol. That was a great episode.
Dr. Finky- FINE! IF YOU WON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE, YOU SHALL FROM NOW ON BE KNOWN AS FINKY THE RETARTED DUCK!!!!!!!!!
Mayor-......What are you?
Jack- NO! Drinking is bad for your li- ....oh, never mind. You don't have a liver. But i must admit that the whole thing between you and Oogie was mildly creepy...even if you WERE drunk. So, if you're gonna get all weird, stop drinking. And also, i'll give you three thousand bucks to find Skulduggery for me.
Oogie- Thank God i'm not a fangirl of you! I don't wanna get hung out with. *coughs* Raped........You're a f*cking perv, ya know that?
Barrel- Aw...you're so cute...*gives him a lolly the size of his head*
Lock- Hmm...i have a friend named Alex who's in love with you. Would you consider going on a date with her?
Shock- I think you're my favorite of the trio...
Robbie- The worm isnt the starfish's worst enemy! The blowfish is!!! Duh! Did you see how he always intrupted the BLOWFISH and none of the other fish?! HE HATES THE BLOWFISH!
Jack (again)- I know how it is to be pressured...don't give in. People will just walk all over you if you give into pressure. You can love Sally without marring her for a while...but after six years, i'll beat you up, cause that's long enough to wait for marrige.)
Dr. Finky - *Still backstage*
Mayor – I iz a ganstah, blud!!
ST - …SENYA!!
Senya – PEOPLE ON THE RED PILL ARE FUN!!!
Jack - …Hmn…Nah, Iz happeh here. Yeh, mon.
All but Jack and Senya - *Evil glare at Senya*
Senya – What? I didn’t give jack the red pill…Or the blue pill…*Shifty Look*
Kim - *Steals all of Senya’s multicoloured pills and burns them*
Senya - ;-;
Oogie – Hey, you don’t HAVE to be a fangirl. *Puts arm around Zero*
ST – Oogie, I will bring out my little friend…THE FLAMETHROWER!!!
Oogie - -.-‘ *Moves away from Zero* Just you wait ‘till the next episode of ‘Jack, Oogie&Me’
ST – OH! Just a reminder for those who like my ‘Jack, Oogie&Me’ comic strip, my good friend BN-
Robbie – NB.
ST - *Rolls eyes* Will be joining in!
Barrel – LOLLYPOP! *Takes it and somehow get it all in his mouth at the same time, Not the stick, obviously* I will love ‘chu forever. :3
Lock – Sorry, I’m with someone. *Puts an arm around Shock and does the pervy eyebrow thing*
Oogie - *Sniffle* I taught him well…
Shock – No, he isn’t. *Judo-throws him to the floor*
Lock - …No I don’t wanna go on a date with her. -.-‘
Shock – Thankyou.
Lock – YOU SEX-IST *BEEP*!!
Barrel - *Cute pout* I thought I was your favourite…;-;
Jack - *Passed out from alcohol* @.@
Robbie – NUUUUUU! Starfish and Blowfish are best buddies! Worms always eat the starfish’s food!
ST – Ok, that’s all we have time for today.
Claire – Actually, ST, we don’t have a time limit…
ST – Well, we’ve run out of questions.
Everyone except Finky and Passed-out Jack – BYEEEEEEEEEE! …*Mumbles*…Thank god that’s over.
