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Super Gut and Captain Chin brought me into the infirmary. I don't remember much of what happened, but all I know is that this place is freaken weird.
Everywhere u look there's some weird creature that talks. I mean; we walked by a fish that was walking, yeah walking, on it's fins. Even a frog that kept talking. This place was getting stranger by the second.
The nurse that came in to check me out had a HUGE nose. Not like fat, but like super long and on her super long nose were a pair of Harry Potter looking glasses. Her eyes behind the glasses were the same blue as Samns' it made me miss her even more.
"Are you the new commer?" Asked the Lady with the big snaws. Her tone was soft like a mothers. I guess these people wern't too bad after all.
"Ah yep I think so." I only responded out of respect.
"Well let's see if any of your bones are broken. Take off your shirt first and I'll check your ribs."
"ok Doc." I took my shirt off slowly cause my chest hurt like a bitch.
"You can call me Sarah by the way." she took a stethoscope to my back and listened to my breathing.
"Sarah? Hmm. Can I ask you a question?" I took a breath.
"Sure dear anything." she continued to check my back I figured it was brused because when she put pressere on it, oh man it hurt.
"Why do all these people living here have abnormal sized, well parts?" I made a mental note to never say abnormal sized parts again.
"oh this?" Sarah pulled on her nose and IT CAME OFF!
"What the hell?!" my mouth nearly dropped on the floor.
"Its fake. All the "Abnormal sized parts" you see are fake well appart from the red queen. Her head is really that big."
Sarah made finger quotes around abnormal sized parts.
I layed down on my back on the examination bed it was really painful, and cold. "Well why do you have to wear them? It's not like the Queen will cut off your head if you don't have a big nose or a big chin or a big anything right?" It turns out that I had fractured a few ribs so Sarah sat me up and started wrapping a makeshift bandage around my chest. As she was wrapping me up she spoke.
"Well here in Underland we do what the Queen says or she WILL cut off our heads." Sarah sighed and helpped me to my feet.
"Man that's heavy. I can't beleive she would make anybody do that. "
"Yes well it's either the Queens way or death. Your lucky that she didn't kill you. Although you are pretty tall for a boy."
All of a sudden there was a knock at the door. "The Red Queen requests the boys pressence in the great hall. If he cannot walk he will be carried."
Sarah gave me an appologetic look and put her nose back on. "We better go." She walked over to the door and opened it reveiling a gaurd with a sheild that had a red dimond and a number 3 on it. "The boy can walk, but it may take time and if you carry him he will be in an emense about of pain." Was Sarah protecting me?
The gaurd looked down at me. "Very well. Come with me boy."
I followed the gaurd, but every once in a while I looked back to see Sarah, and a tear that went down her cheek.
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