Me: *Walks onstage sadly* Hey everyone! Due to the event about your comments......We may have to cancel this interview.
Jack: We here prefer a child-friendly envoirment.
Me: And your comments have been getting....well....bad. So, we'll have to cancel the whole series if you don't meet the following requirements:
One: Keep all comments appropriate
Two: From now on, you MUST PM them to me
Three: Um.....What's number three again?
Four: Wait, are there even four requirements?
Five: Ok! Did Zarok mess with this to make people think there are more than just two?
Six: This is just getting silly!
Seven: Can I have some chocolate?
Eight: Who let him touch my script?
Nine: ZAROK!!!!
Ten: I'm gonna kill him for this later...
Jack: *Looks at Zarok* You messed with the script so she has to come up with ten requirements, didn't you?
Zarok: Yup! ^-^..........Ok, I'll admit I wasn't alone in this!
BN: *Somewhere in the studio* I knew this would turn out perfectly!
Me: *Runs over with chainsaw* ZAROK!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY SCRIPT?!
Jack:
If I were you, I'd start running!
Zarok: Good point! *Runs*
*Chases* IT TAKES ME FOREVER TO WRITE THESE SCRIPTS!!!
Jack: *Looks at camera* We're probably going to get some new people on the show!
BN: *Comes in* What makes you think that?
Jack: Because I've just read the script! *Holds up my script*
BN: Really? Who's joining? *Looks at script*
Jack: I don't know yet, it just says
Put new characters in
BN: My money's on Willy Wonka!
L,S,B: Why?
BN: It's her new obsession! I'm voting on the Willy Wonka in 'Charlie and the Chocolate factory'
LSB: We'll take up that bet! We vote it's gonna be Sweeny Todd!
BN: It's a bet then!
Oogie: I wanna bet too! Edward Sissorhands!
Jack: The Mad Hatter!
Me: *Comes back in* Hello! Before I went to kill Zarok, I forgot to mention, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME NEW PEOPLE JOIN THE SHOW!
BN: *Sticks out tounge at people*
Me: The people joining the show are..........WILLY WONKA! SWEENY TODD! EDWARD SISSORHANDS! AND THE MAD HATTER! *Turns to everyone else* Ok! Now all of you have to get them! No betting in the show!
Everyone who betted: Awww!
*Goes to get them*
Me: *Pulls out DS* This could take awhile!
~Five hours later~
Everyone: We got them!
Me: *Looks up from DS* Oh good! Where are they?
BN: Backstage!
Me: Everyone please welcome WILLY WONKA! SWEENY TODD! EDWARD SISSORHANDS! AND THE MAD HATTER! *Teleports them onstage*
Willy Wonka: *Looks at cue cards* Um...Good Morning Starshine! The earth says hello!
Sweeny Todd: Don't worry, my friends will take care of any troublemakers who mess around on the show!
LSB: *Slowly backing away*
Edward Sissorhands: *Quietly moves away from Sweeny*
The Mad Hatter: Hello! Thanks for letting me on the show!
Me: Anyway, you can ask them questions, or dare them to do stuff!
BUT You HAVE to follow the rules listed above! NO EXCEPTIONS! But you only have to follow the first two! Unless you can solve the other eight! Have a nice day!
