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Zim and Gir hit the bottom of the floor hard.
" Gir! This is all your fault!"
" Are we gonna make biscuits?"
" Wha- NO!" He examined the room. " Heh heh, Silly earth-worms, thinking they can fool the ALMIGHTY ZIIMMM! We just need to find a door that leads us out of here." He tried opening all the doors, which were all locked. " grrrrr...STUPID FILTHY WORM BABIES!!!!!" Zim's eyes fell upon a table in the middle of the room, which had a bottle that read "Drink me" on it.
" GIR! Try that mysterious earth liquid." Gir sucked most of it down.
" It tastes like peanuts and SOAP!" He squealed. Zim drank the rest of it.
" AGGAH!" He gagged. " Gir, this liquid has sickened me. Fetch me the bucket!!!" Zim looked around and realized he must've been no larger than a walnut.
" AHHH! NO!" he screamed. " How will I ever defeat the Earth with all this wretched tiny-ness?!"
" I foundz a door!" Gir pointed to a tiny door behind a large curtain.
" Gir, I have a plan!"
" You gonna make biscuits?! You gonna make biscuits?! You gonna make biscuits?!"
" No, Gir! Never again! Use your hyper-lazer to break through this door! It will make it quick, easy, and neat. NOW, GIR!"
" EEEE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAAAIIIDDDD!" Gir ran headfirst into the door, breaking it down.
" That works too." Zim stepped out into the strange garden.
" GIR! We've landed on another planet! This is most certainly NOT earth."
" And you are most certainly NOT Alice." The DoDo bird said, standig with the Tweedles and the White Rabbit.
" Hohoho, I have no idea what you speak of you filthy bird." He said happily. " I am the all-powerful ZIMMMMM!"
" What's a Zim?" Tweedledee asked Tweedledum.
" I think that's a Zim. The green mole-thing."
" Contrarywise I think it's a person."
" Well, then, you must be wrong."
" SILENCE!" Zim screamed, " I HAD HAVE MY FILL OF YOUR CHATTER NONSENSE! Tell me, what is the name of your world?"
" Underland," the rabbit said timidly.
" GIR! Write that down!" Gir scribbled the information on a scrap of paper.
" And who rules this...Underland?"
" Oh, the terrible Red Queen..." Tweedledee said.
" Her head's as big as a Uphagus fruit." Tweedledum confirmed.
" GIR! Write that down, too. And, who can take me to this...Red Queen?"
" Tarrant Hightopp, the Mad Hatter, knows the way."
" Okay! Gir, what have we learned?"
" There was a taco named STU!" Gir read.
" What? Gir, I-"
" He was a maaaagic taco! He danced the Macarania like a chesnut then he fleeeew away, back to his home planet to have a shoe cupcake!"
The five stared at him awkwardly.
" Oh, yeah." The DoDo sighed," He'll fit right in here."
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third chapter! I have no idea what an Uphagus fruit is. I just made it up. Gir's story put me in a good mood.
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