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Zim and Gir walked along a winding path in a deep, foggy forest as the Dodo Bird, the Tweedles, and the White Rabbit took them to the Mad Hatter.
" And then," Zim said to the Bird, " And then I was all...and then she said...she says...right up to my face...do you know what she says?...She says-"
" Hush, or we'll never get there."
" Filthy Bird, you have no idea what POWER you are dealing with!"
" What can you do?"
Zim put his thumb behind is left hand and used his right thumb to make it look like he was pulling it off.
" I HAVE THE POWER TO REMOVE MY LIMBS AT WILLLLL...."
" MASTER!" Gir screamed. " YOUR THUMB!" He was silent. " It looks like a monkey biscuit!" He smiled.
" What
is that?" Tweedledum pointed to Gir.
" He's my.....owl."
"
That's an owl?"
" Yep. Show them, Gir!"
" MOO!" He danced in a little circle.
" Yessiree, 100% doggie."
" You said he was an owl."
" You lie! YOU LIEEEE!" They reached the Mad Hatter's party.
" YOU LIEEE- Hey, we're here." Zim concluded nonchalantly. The Mad Hatter walked across the table with a grin on his face.
" Alice?" He asked upon seeing Zim. " You've changed. I know!" He snapped his fingers. " New glasses, right?"
" Hightopp, this is....Jim." Tweedledee said.
" Really? I was almost certian it was Tim."
" Well, his name is Jim, he said so himself."
" On the contrary, I believe it was Tim."
" Well it ain't Tim, no how."
" FOOLISH STINKY HUMANS! I am the ALIMIGHTY Zim!"
" Well, Zim, are you Alice?" The Hatter picked Zim up. " You're awfully small Zim. You're very small. You're a tiny thing."
" Gaagh!" The Hare yelled. " You're late for yer tea!" He threw a cup at Gir, and it smashed against his head.
" TACO BUNNY!" He hugged the Hare. " YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED WAFFLES, BOO-BOO-BOO!!!"
" Here," The Hatter gave Zim some cake, " eat this."
" FOOL! I will not eat this filthy worm food...." Zim took a bite of the cake. " It's DISGUSTING!" Zim took another bite." FILTHY!" And another. " It's terri- GREAT BALLS OF DOOKIE!" Zim was normal sized again.
" There we are. Now, what did you some to see me for?"
" I need to find a way to this.....
Red Queen?"
" DOWN WITH THE BLOODY BIG HEAD!" The three lunatics screamed.
" FILTHIES! My head is neith BLOODY nor BIG!"
" They were talking about the Queen..." The DoDo sighed.
" Yes, I'll take you to her." The Hatter grabbed Zim's hand and walked with him away from the table. Zim laughed evily.
" GIR!" He said after his laughing rampage," Follow me and the crazie to the ruler!"
" I'LL SEE YOU LATER!" Gir yelled to a piece of toast. " CALL ME!" In a quick bolt of green, Gir flew to his master, off to see the Queen.
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