Fate slept, dreaming silently. The dream was filled with Blood and tears, never stopping, never halting. She was in the middle, imagining a fight. It was between two people she couldn't see, although they were familiar. She saw the unmistakable hoodie and cane that Miracle carried around, so she knew it was him. The other person, she couldn't tell anything about. She heard a scream, and she awoke.
Gasping, she cried. Helplessness, worthlessness, all flooding her hopes and dreams. She looked around the forest, forgetting for a moment why she was there. The run. The purpose of her running. She remembered, unleashing one more flood of tears. She stopped crying barely long enough to wipe her tears away. She looked up, wondering what she thought was staring at her.
"Oh...My...God... WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!?" Fate asked, standing up quickly. "You mean me? I'm here because I'm lost..."The Author sighed, looking up at the sky. "...Oh, yeah, I found these bottles full of drinks. I sipped one of them, and then I forget everything..." The Author fell over, sighing almost happily.
"...What the hell?... Alcohol? You drank... Sake?" Fate asked, examining the bottle. "I found it in the Easter holiday door... They had bunnies everywhere..." The Author said, scratching his head. "Of course, they were just girls dressed up as bunnies... No big deal, though. I paid them money and they gave me a drink and I drank the drink and I gave them more money and---" "SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP!" Fate said, kicking The Author in the nuts. Again.
The Author still lied there, happy as can be. "Are you drunk or something?" Fate asked, poking The Author. "...Maaaaaaaybe-hee-hee... Or, I just might be... WAAAAAAASSSSTTTTEEEEDDD!" The Author said, jumping up. "It's the same damned thing, you idiot..." Fate sighed, shaking her head. "Where are those Holiday doors? I need some food..."
"They're over there. Just fooooolllllloooowww the yellow-lined bottles of gin." The Author said, climbing into a tree. "Meet you in wherever you go! I'ma gonna go see Grandma Tipsy!" The Author fell into the tree, leaving Fate utterly clueless. "...Ooooooo.....Kaaaaaaay... I REALLY wish Dad would let me have therapy..." Fate sighed, following the bottles.
She arrived at the circle of trees, looking at the doors that led to the holidays. "Wow... No Kwanzaa..." Fate thought, still in some shock. She looked at where the bottles led to, and saw the Easter holiday door. "...Bunny girls, huh?... Might be interesting..." She opened the door, looking into it. She saw nothing and sighed. Suddenly, a gust of wind came out, and it sucked her in.
She landed on a hill, shaking her head out of dizziness. After a couple seconds, she gasped. A town of bunnies, all producing eggs of all sorts was right in front of her. Flowers were everywhere, and she was rather happy. She slid down the hill on her feet, starting a song.
"NO SINGING!" The Author said, popping out of a pole. "SINGING MAKES MY WORK HARDER! NO HARD WORK!" Fate just kicked The Author in the nuts and moved on. "...OHMIGOD MY MANHOOD IS IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW..." The Author said silently, rolling back and forth. "I wish I had some eggnog..."
Fate looked around, surprised at what she was seeing. Bunny overlord posters, Bunny's with guns and... "Is that a guy in drag?" Fate gasped, covering her eyes. "TOO MUCH! NEED SHELTER!" She ran into the nearest building, not caring what she was going in to...
"Welcome to the bar! What do you want?" A girl asked, standing behind a counter. "Uh... A bar... In a family friendly holiday?" Fate asked, rather confused. "Well... The Easter bunny likes to drink..." The girl commented, shaking her head. "He also enjoys seeing us in these damned bunny suits..." "Pardon?" Fate asked, looking at the girl. "OMG WTF OMFG! No one should be forced to wear such uncomfortable clothing!" Fate said, getting all hissy.
"Well, it's that or I don't have a job. Think for a moment, and then you'll see where I'm going with this." The girl said, chuckling. Fate sighed, looking at the ceiling. "Are you happy to sell your pride?" Fate asked, still staring upward. "I don't. I enjoy selling my pride for a job, though." The girl said, bringing out some soda. "It's on me. You seem like you might need something."
Fate thanked the girl and started drinking. She put the cup down, sighed, and looked at the girl on the other side of the counter. "You do this because of someone?" Fate asked, sighing. "I got a family, yes. They're dead, but they're my family." The girl said, putting the soda away. "Killed by the Easter bunny. How ironic..." "Wait... WAIT!" The Author said, popping out of the girl's room.
"Wait... Why were you in the girl's room?" Fate asked, backing away. "That was the girl's room? I thought it was the janitor's closet. DOESN'T MATTER!" The Author said, hopping on the bar counter. "The Easter bunny is supposed to be a happy fellow, right? I've drinked with him a couple times, so I KNOW!" The Author stated, making a winning pose.
"Not since Jack came by..." The girl sighed, looking at The Author. "He's made the Easter bunny a wicked bastard. Practically twisted the Easter bunny into what you see." "...WAITAMINUTE! What do you mean by Jack? Has Jack been here? Was he wearing pants?" The Author asked, squeeing with delight. "HE'S MINE!" The girl punched The Author in the nuts, making him fall over. "Shut up. That was over a year ago." The girl said, continuing with her mundane story.
"Now, I recommend you run, before you become another damned waitress like the rest of us." The girl said, taking back the empty cup of soda. "Sorry, can't do that. I can't leave people in trouble because of a rotten leader. That's what my dad taught me, anyway." Fate said, standing up. "Well, if you're gonna fight him, leave me your will. I'm broke..." The girl sighed, washing the cup.
"Before you go, tell me something. What do you hope to accomplish by freeing us? Have you ever thought that because we have no leader, we all might die in the middle of the anarchy that comes afterwards?" The girl asked, leaning over the counter. "I don't really care about the troubles afterwards. I've always been taught that you should act now and do whatever you want; as long as you make sure what you're doing is something you won't regret later." Fate smiled and walked out of the bar.
Fate looked down the road, seeing if there was anything note-worthy before setting off to face the Easter bunny. She was surprised to see the actual Easter bunny coming down the road. She thought of a plan, and ran back inside the bar. She grabbed The Author, still bleeding from his personal parts. "WHAT NOW!? AM I MAKING OUT WITH SOMETHING NOW!? I AM SO WASTED, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IN CAPS! WEEEEEEEEE!" The author mumbled, unaware of what was about to happen. She flung him through the window, trying to get attention.
"WTF IS GOING ON IN THERE!?" The Easter bunny yelled, jumping through the now broken window. "I don't need anymore problems! I've already lost my bunnies who produce eggs!" "...Wait, I thought chickens do that." Fate asked, confused. "I am NOT going to explain..." The Author said, walking back into the bar.
"Now, you've ruined my bar! Or at least the window... Anyway, I'm gonna make you pay and regret it!" The bunny said, getting in a fighting stance. "Oh, I can pay for it." Fate said, taking out a coin. "This should cover it, at least." "...DAMMIT! Now I don't have a reason to fight..." The Easter bunny said, taking the coin. The Author snuck up behind the Easter bunny and hit him over the head with a bottle. "WHY THE HELL!?" Fate asked, getting a headache.
"THAT BASTARD OWED ME A BEER!" The Author said, searching for a wallet. "I think I killed him, though..." "...O_O... You killed... The Easter bunny?" The girl asked behind the counter, her eye twitching wildly. "...I FOUND HIS WALLET!" The Author said, grabbing the money. "...Oh, crap. I know the twitchy eye thing..." The Author said, crawling into a corner.
"WOO! YES! FREEDOM!" The girl said, ripping off her hat. "No more bastardized bunny to tell me what to do anymore! WOO!" The girl ripped off her bunny costume, revealing clothing underneath. I've been prepared for this day! SO LONG, YA LITTLE BASTARDS!" And with that, she ran out the door. "... I am SO missing something in this situation, I'm just gonna go ahead and advance the plot..." Fate sighed, also walking out the door.
"...Can I borrow some money?" The girl asked, hanging out around the door. "...I forgot about money... I have none..." The girl sighed, looking at the sky. "You must have some money if you came into a bar, right?" "... I'll make you a deal." Fate said, grinning. "You come with me and become my traveling companion. If you can do that, you can have as much money as you want."
"...That might be a lot..." The girl said, grinning. "Why would you need me, though?" Fate pointed at The Author, running everywhere in the bar and hanging on the roof somewhere. "... Alright, that's a good enough reason." The girl said, standing up. "I'm Daze." "And I'm Fate." They shook hands, exchanging smiles. They walked back towards the forest, continuing what Fate started...
