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Sally sat in her room, crying. " Sally!" Dr.Finklestein called. " You can come out now! You can tell me what's wrong..."
" YOU WON'T LISTEN!"
" Of course I won't! But you can tell me!"
" Igor's a better listener!"
" IGOR! GET IN THERE!" Igor stepped in her room.
" I WAS USING A METAPHOR!"
" SORRY...CAN'T HEAR YA!" Igor looked at Sally.
" Whaht's wrong Sallah...."
".....*sniff* i...it....*bawling* OH I-I-IGORRRR!!!!! EVERYTHING WENT ALL WRONG! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND! I AM A FREAK! JACK COULD NEVER LOVE A SCRAP OF FELT LIKE MEEEEEEE!!!!"
" Who tohld you thahs?"
" *sniff* His girlfriend.....Shannon......"
" Why should you lahsten to her?"
" Because....because...*crying* BECAUSE SHE'S PRETTIER AND JACK LOVES HER MORE AND I COULD NEVER BE THAT IMPORTANT TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!"
" Sallah.....she could nevah be ahs smart or ahs nice or better than you.....Jack should be luckah to hahve a frind like you..."
" *sniff* Oh, Igor. Maybe you're right."
Never thought I'd say that. " Thank you....."
" Thahs some mail fah you..." he handed her a letter. She opened the card....
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Hey Sally. Do you know if the first and last letters of a word are in the correct place, you can read it just fine? Well, here goes...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm srory aobut Shnonan. She was nveer tihs maen uitnl tiohgnt. I bet she was rellay jaeuols of you. I dmuped her if you wnat to konw. I dno't konw waht I saw in her. I wol'undt bmale you if you neevr sokpe to me aiagn. But I gsues thta's the pcrie Il'l hvae to pay.
I'm srory...
Jcak
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Sally cried a little.
" He's out frount...if you wahnt to seeh him..."
".....tell him to come in." Jack came in the room.
" So.....I see you got my card."
" Yeah......"
" So do you forgive me?" Sally took out a piece of paper, wrote on it, and handed it to him.
*****
Yaeh, I firgvoe you Jcak....
*****
He smiled.
" So...did you really dump Shannon?"
" Heck Yeah! She was such a jerk! After you left, she got onto me about if I wanted to see you, I'd have to dump her."
"...is that the only reason you did?"
" Nah. She was getting kinda creepy anyway. But I don't have to worry about her anymore..." he put his arm around Sally. "...and neither do you."
Sally sighed.
" I'm so glad we're friends...." Jack said. Sally felt kind of sad, how he said friends...and not anything more. She loved him with all her heart, but she figured it was worth the wait.
'....I'm glad too......" Sally started to hum a little. Jack joined in. They started singing softly.
" Oh somewhere deep,
inside of our bones.
Our hearts will never
be alone
For we are friends
and will always be true..."
Jack sang by himself...
"..and no one will ever
come between me and youuuu...."
"DO I HEAR SINGING UP THERE!?!?!?!?!" Dr.Finklestein yelled.
"WE DIDN'T EVEN SING THAT MUCH!" Sally yelled back. " He's just jealous cause he can't sing."
" YES I CAN!" he started to sing.
"
SOMEWHEREEEEEEE OVERRRR THE RAINBOW! WHERE BIRDS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....."
" IT'S "WHERE BIRDS
FLY!"
" I LIKE MY WAY BETTER!"
Sally sighed. " Now you see what I go through each day."
" Puh-leaze! Dr.Finklestein is NOTHING compared to Mayor! He's all '
This had to be scarier! Your timing was off! Scream Louder! I stepped in Zero's Poop! Scrape it off my shoe!"
" Eww..." she giggled.
" Yeah, you didn't have to clean his shoe..." he laughed.
" I HEAR TALKING!"
" Oh, go jump offa duck!" Sally yelled.
' Yeah, maybe i'd better go. Halloween is in a week and the Mayor will kick my bo-hine-ous if I don't prepare...."
" Yeah, so...uh...I'll see ya around?"
" Yeah, maybe we can spend Halloween together."
" NO WAY! SHE'S NOT GOING OUT ON HALLOWEEN!"
" STOP EAVESDROPPING!" Sally whispered," I'll be there. It only takes a little to get away from that spaz."
" Alright." Jack climbed out the window.
" Uh...what's wrong with the front door?"
" Nothing, I just likedoing this..."
" Don't jump out!!! it's a--" Jack jumped out the window.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *thud*"
"...a 15 foot drop.maybe more. ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!"
".....y~y~yeah.........I dislocated my hip." He pickd up a white thing off the ground. " Found it."
Sally giggled. " Happy Halloween!"
" Happy Halloween!"
~INTERMISSION~
rNr: Hey. I love this story! And to think Jack and Sally are
completely unaware of this!....okay they are aware. I'm hiding in my closet now. Don't know how much longer this can go on.....
Jack: *opens closet door* HA! FOUND YA! *makes scary face*
rNr: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jack: Now, how do you delete this story? Hm........*presses key* tHaT CAN"t bE rIGhT...... *presses key*....eh....no.........*presses key*
computer: THIS IS YOUR AUTOMATED COMPUTER SYSTEM. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING WINDOWS MACINTOSH. THIS LAPTOP WILL SELF DESRTUCT IN 10 SECONDS.
Jack: No! Stop!
Computer: 7 SECONDS
Jack: i'm warning you!
Computer: 4 SECONDS
Jack: :oh
uck and Cover Roni!*hides under bed*
Roni:
*turns off computer* It's not that hard....Okay...bye.
yrous tuelry...
--rNr--
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