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Jack follwed the doctors orders, so to speak, and ended up in a dark, cold room.
" Time to start my experiments!" he announced proudly to no one. He set his tools on the table.
" Time to find out what's in an egg." He placed an egg on the microscope slide and zoomed in until it cracked open. " Well, I know that there's a yellow thing inside it." He sniffed the yellow goop.
" Ugh! I've heard people eat eggs, but they smell awful!!" He picked up the yellow goop and slurped it down.
He nearly gagged it right back up again. ewwwwwwwwwwwww he thought.Hmmmmm, maybe you're supposed to cook it before the gagging!
He made a fire and carefully placed the egg in it." Now i'll wait!"
So he waited...............and waited..............and waited some more............and waited.........and waited......and waited........and waited.............and waited....................and.."Oh, enough already!" Jack yelled at the narrator and he ate the ash-black egg." Puh-toey!" he said as he spit it out.
" Oh, well... i'll try to color an egg!" he said proudly. He cracked open an egg and it landed in some paint. "Ha HA! I did it!" Jack said." Now to pick it up and hide it!" He tried to pick it up, but it kept on slipping out of his boney hands.
" Wait a second!" He picked up a EASTER FOR DEAD DUMMIES book. He read out loud," If you are too empty headed to color an egg, you can always use plastic ones!" He beamed.
" Perfect!" he said as he surprisingly found one in the lab.
" I'll finish my studies tommorrow."
" Hey! I'm home!" he bellowed, but no one answered. He heard footsteps, too loud to be Sally's. He also heard a familar squeaking sound, like a rusty wheel. He was getting creeped out when all of a sudden, a hand reached out from behind him....
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Hey Peoples! Just finished it! Still no one has commented....please do.
Hey did ya get my "doctor's orders" joke at the beginning??? so funny
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