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Sally slowly woke up. She shook her head and looked around. It was completly dark......she had no idea where she was. She tried to stretch, but she found she was strapped to some kinda platform. She heard a faint squeaky-thing noise.
" Who's there?!??!" she screamed....painicking. She turned her head and saw a huge, fat, pink bunny. It was whimpering like crazy. " Ex-excuse me...are you, by any chance, the leader of Easter town?"
The bunny nodded franticly.
" Really, uh...did Jack send you here?"
Nothing.
" Uh....three little kids...one who about never stops eating?"
Zip.
"Ummm....this big fat green dude..probably talking about world conquest and chocolate bars?" He nodded again. Sally was filled with hate.
She started screaming, " OH!! MY!!! GOD!! IS THERE NO END TO THIS?!?!?!? HASN'T HE LEANRED HIS LESSON?!?!?!" The screaming just made Bunny more scared. " OKAY...THIS! IS! THE! ABSOLUTE LAST! STRAW!!!!" For some strange reason...she started to bite the straps, trying to break free.
" Do those straps taste good, Ragdoll?" said a familiar, spooky voice. She saw Oogie coming slowly out of the shadows. He leaned over and touched her cheek with his sock-puppet hand.
" Doll-face" he said, smiling.
" Bug-breath." Sally said, faking a smile. " What a--well, I couldn't say a 'pleasant' suprise...or even a 'suprise'...considering that I saw you capture me...."
"Shut up!..i mean....how are you enjoying your stay?" he said..flirting I guess.
" uh....you tied me up."
" Yeah, I know what you mean."
" That didn't make any sense."
" Uh, do you need me to loosen this--" he reached for the straps.
" Get away from me......" she growled.
" Ooh, rawr..well, I hope you both enjoy your stay and......" he left the room.
Sally looked at the bunny..tears swelling up in her eyes. " Mr.Bunny.." she choked. " Thi....thi...." She began to cry. " THIS....IS....ALL...MY.....FAAAAAAAAAAAAULT!!!!!!!" she sobbed. " I-...if I had never let...." She tried to say "Jack", but the word became a knot in her throat. She started crying again. Bunny put down one of his ears on her, trying to give her a hug. She looked at him. " Oh, here I am crying like a baby.........WHEN I SHOULD BE THINKING OF A PLAN!!!" She looked around. "...I got nothing." she sighed.
Come on Jack... she thought.
Help me out here....
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Jack reviewed his rescue tean. The Mayor, Zero, and Benemoth. " Okay, the plan is to sneak into Oogie's lair, defeat him, save Sally and Mr.Bunny, and celebrate Halloween. Any questions?" The Mayor raised his hand.
" Yeah, should we have disguises?"
" We're a skeleton, a short traffic cone-shaped guy, a ghost dog, and a guy with an axe in his forehead. I don't think disguises will help--"
" I HAVE MINE!" He said, putting on a pair of Groucho Marx glasses.
" Mr.Mayor...that's not much of--"
" You can wear your bunny suit!" Well, Jack had been looking for an excuse to wear it.....
Jack reviewed his new team. A fat guy with glasses (Mayor), a tall, pink bunny (Jack), a suitcase (with Zero inside) and a Pizza Hut delivery guy (Benemoth.) " We look ridiculous." Benemoth said.
" I've got glasses! I've got glasses!" Mayor sang. Jack slapped his forehead and sighed.
" Okay, team. I know these disguises might be silly, but believe me. They'll--" The Benemoth and Mayor snickered. "Okay, what now?!?"
" You look REALLY tough in that pink bunny suit Jack." Benemoth said.
" Oogie will give up as soon as he sees you." Mayor giggled.
" FOCUS!.......besides, Sally made me this. She's proud of this."
( meanwhile, back at the lair....)
Sally straightened up. " I don't know why....but I think Jack put on that ridiculous bunny outfit I made him...." she said out loud to no one.
(back to Jack's HQ)
" Okay team! It's go time! Go Go GO!" Eveeyone looked at each other. " We can't go anywhere." Mayor said.
" Lock Shock and Barrel stole your car." Benemoth pointed out. Jack stared at them.
" Wha--no they didn't. They couldn--" he walked out of his house to an empty driveway. "They did..." Jack whispered to himself. He turned around.
" BUT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!!"
" They know how to use Ebay." said Benemoth. Jack took his laptop that came out of nowhere. His eye gave a twitch. " They put my snow cruiser up for auction."....." For 150,000,000 dollars!!!!!!"
" Hurry! Buy it!"
" ARRAGH! Some one just bought it."
" Who?"
" Some pre-teen girl in Canada."
The Mayor's eyes glistened. " We're goin to CAN-A-DA. We're goin to CAN-A-DA! Gonna eat some Baaacon! Even though it's just Haaam!" he sang. Everyone looked at him.
" We don't have time to go to Canada!"
" Or eat Canadian Bacon!!"
".....do we have time to eat REGULAR bacon?"
"FOCUS!" Jack yelled. " Sally needs us! Operation R.S.A.M.B.T.S.H.A.E.A.E.B.F.T.M.P ( Rescue Sally And Mr. Bunny To Save Halloween And Easter And Eat Bacon For The Mayor's Pleasure) is underway!"
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YAAAAY BAAACON!!! I hope everyone read this last chapter. We're almost done with the story *sniff*
Well, I'm gonna finish this one and that's enough for me!
BTW- if no one knows what "groucho marx" glasses are...there the ones with the huge nose and mustach. You find them in joke stores and party galaxy.
okay then...
--rNr--
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