Ding Dong! DING DONG!
"Ahhhh!" yelled Lock covering his ears.
"I did'nt know you guys had a door bell." said Desdemona.
"We did'nt either." answered Shock sarcasticly.
Lock opened the door to see what the heck was ringing the door bell.
He opened the door to see a short girl (not to short of course) the door smiling. She had long blonde wavey hair that went to the middle of her back. She was wearing what seemed to look like a black long sleeved shirt with sleeves that droop covering her hands, with black jeans with silver chains wrapped around her hips.
"Humm anahumananhumanana!!!!" said Lock practicly drooling over her.
"Lock, hi, name my." said Lock sounding like a moron.
This time Dock AND Shcok were both red in the face and smacked him in the head.
"OWWWW!" he yelled in pain.
"Hey! I'm still recovering ya know!" he whined.
"Oh, WE know." thy both rang.
"Um, I'm selling poop bars for your local school." said the girl quietly.
"Oh, you mean the University of Halloween?" asked Lock.
"Yeah." she answered.
"Were going there right now, it's our second year, ya know!" said Lock bosting, as he pointed to their banners on the wall, that read "U of H" (check yer NBC special Edition tree house art)
"Oh, I see." said the girl being polite.
"You know, I got a 90% on my major, "egg'n the house"" said Lock trying to impress the girl.
"What, do you mean, "you know I got a 40% on my major, sleeping in class" mocked Barrel.
"Ouch." said Dock covering her eyes with her hands.
Lock fell over, his leg twitched a little.
"Watcha selling?" asked Barrel leaning over onto the wall, chewing a piece of out dated Bubble gum that lost it's flavour a long time ago.
"Poop bars. The great tast of-" explained the girl but was cut off by barrel.
"POOP BARS?! WHY ARE WE KEEPING THIS POOR GIRL OUTSIDE? COME ON IN!" yeleld Barrel with a burts of energy.
"We'll take 90 boxes!" he demanded happily.
"Whoa! You just bought my last 9 boxes! Thanks!" said the girl.
"Tell me, what is your name?" asked Barrel.
"Eliza, I'm 14, and always will be" she said looking at the floor.
"I'm Eliza, I'm 14, and always will be" said Shock in a whiney kinda voice, as she mocked each word.
"Well, I have to be off, I'm going over to Jack's house, were watching the Super Towel." Eliza said happily.
"Bye!" siad Barrel waving to Eliza as she walked u the hill towards the town.
Ring RING! Now the telephone was ringing.
"No, no, don't Kevin, no now is NOT a good time! I don't CARE if yo mama exploded, well that's just to dang bad that your cat is a suicide bomber, out to get George Lush! So what if your parents kicked you out, what? Your at the front door? Fine, come up." said Lock having an interesting conversation with someone.
Then, a boy who came up looked exactly like Lock, only his hair was blonde, and was wearing a shirt that read: GO BONE JANGLES!
"Hello cousin, I see that you've left the tree house the way Oogie left it, a dirty PIG Stye" said the boy named Kevin, wipping his finger on the wood and watching it collect about 20 cm of dust (dust only grows up to 25cm, and then stops)
"Well, I can see that autie Mary and uncle Joe Mama have raised you well," said Lock looking at kevin from top to
bottom.
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"A girl was seen walking through Halloween Town, and she is not from the area, please be careful, the authorities are taking care of this." announced the news dude.
"Well, yes, um me and MRS. Pony cakes have come to determine whether to panic, or to be calm." explained the Mayor holding a pink poney, and petting it every second.
"Dumb ass" said Jack turnning off the t.v.
"You can say that again" said Edward giving Jack his peanut butter sandwich.
"Well, are'nt you going to eat it?!" asked Edward his eye twitching.
"Oh no, I'm not hungry anymore. Thanks though." said Jack refusing the sandwich poisioned by Oogie who was controlling Edward.
"Are you sure, you don't want it?" asked Edward, only this time his eyes kinda flashed a weird flash.
Jack's mind went blank.
"Yes, I will EAT the sandwich, thank you for the sandwich and thought Edward, who is my best friend." said Jack zombieishly (is dat a word?) picking up the sandwich.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled a deep voice (u know how it is) from out of no where.
It was Sally!
Jack snapped out of it.
"Huh? What in Tim Burton's butt is going on here?" he asked confused.
"Jack, Dark Esmeralda is back."she said sternly.
"Oh no! Not her! She's like Oogie's apperentice!" yelled Jack spilling hot coffe where it really hurts. "OH GOD D@MN IT TO PUSS SPUING BOILS IN HELL! MY NUTS!" XD
To be coninued....O.O
