"I dunno, I'm only fourteen ya know!" said Tom (His Birthday just passed)
"I guess so..." said Jack shaking his head.
"HEY! Jack! What in the nme 'o science is this contraption?" asked Tom excitedly, pointing o one of Jack's experiments, and of course poking it.
Jack's voice went into slow motion, one of the reasons is becasue that's how you can express someone yelling, and making it all actiony, another possiblity could be, I'm weird, another could be thefact that Zero had zapped Jack with the 'Matrix Remote' which makes everything that it zapps, be in Sllooow Mmoootiion. Just like the movie. (Tnbc, get it?)
"NNNNOOOO!" yelled Jack in his matrix glory, stretching his arm out, but it was too late.
"Ohhh..." said Tom fasinated by the explosion that was the atomic bomb.
You see, if this was actually following real life standers, everyone would be dead, including the person reading this, but, I don't follow 'rules' sooo....
BAM! Debris went flying everywhere, and when the catastophy was over, Jack, and Tom's skulls were on fire, and covered with soot.
"AWSOME!" yelled Tom giving the atomic Bomb experiment a thumbs up.
"GO AWAY YOU ANNOYING TEENAGER!" yelled Jack pointing out the door.
"Aww...your mean.." said Tom walking out the door.
"HOLY CRUD. What was that all about?" asked Kevin his eyes wide from the explosion.
"I know what you mean." said Edward.
"I know, it was all like SHHHHWOOO! BAM! CRASH!" said Kevin making weird hand movements, and spitting sounds with his mouth.
"SAY IT! DON'T SPRAY IT!" yelled Edward.
"Sor-eey!" said Kevin in edward's face.
"What is rong with-" said Edward, but was interuped by..uh..., oh just read on!
"THUT -IS -THONG- PIT -YOU?!" Imitated Kevin, only through his butt, making odd fart noises.
"Oh, oh I'm sorry Oogie, were you done? I couldn't hear you through my BUTT speaking. Sorry!" snapped Kevin rudely.
"What a man!" said Violet with compassion.
"Yeah. What a man." Edward sarcasticly.
"Anywho-!" started Violet, but was sadly sileneced by a...CARROT!
"Ahh!" yelled Violet dropping to the floor with a carrot shoved in her mouth.
"AHHHH!" yelled Edward jumping into kevins arms lime Scooby and Shaggy.
"Like doinks!" yelped Kevin.
"Why does this seem SO familiar?" asked Edward.
"I dunno." said Kevin.
Then, there was another scream.
"AHHH!" yelled Kevin in horror, looking down at Edward, who had a carrot shoved in his mouth.
"AH-Ah-AHHH!" yelled Kevin jmping out the window.
"Dun, Dun, da!" ylled Kevin,a s he ripped off yet another set of clothing, revealing an army uniform, with, SIGH, another Bone Jangles head on it.
"WOO-HOO!" hollard Kevin,a s he pulled a parchute, from his back pack, and landed safely on the ground...but he landed in the middle of an angry mob of citizens, complaning about Oogie Boogie infesting people.
"UH-OH." said Kevin as he landed.
"No, no, NOOO!" yeleld Kevin as they swarmed around him like angry bees.
Don't worry, this isn't the end of Dun, Dun, da! Kevin W. He'll be okay. I hope. Mayor, I hope that's not a real bat. Um, I'm sure he won't get TOO hurt...
The next morning...
"We heard you's got's a little bit of a situation, see? Yeah." said Barrel waltzing into the Skellington's house hold.
"Uh, Barrel why are you talking like that? asked Jack following the little boy around.
"That's private I to you!" corrected Barrel, who was wearing a trench coat, and hat, making his face look shadowy, and mysterious, even though there's not much to Barrel.
"That still doesn't explain why you're talking weird." said Jack.
"Of, course! All Private I's talk like this. See? Yeah. You got that Mac?" said Barrel talking to Lock, whowas terrified.
"What's wrong with him?" asked Jack.
"Two complexities with this one, one...the MASKED CARROT! Two, his cousin Kevin is missing, and he thinks he's next. The only way to tell Kevin apart, is frm his amazing talents, of: Music, comedy, good looks, and of course...BONE JANGLES!" said Barrel reading all thois off a card.
"Where the heck did you find that?" asked Jack.
"Easy, Mac. I got one o' everyone. You, me, Edward, even that person twitching on the floor who looks like a victom of the masked Carrot." said Barrel, oblivious to what he just saw.
"OH MY GOSH! That's Violet!" said Lock running over to her.
"She's still alive...barely though...she's petrified...that's what those Carrots do." explained Lock.
"KEVIN! NOOOO!" Yelled Lock.
"Wait. He probably distracted that cafeine crazed Ranga with his butt talk! Good o'l Kev..." said Lock, who began crying.
"TURN OFF THE CAMERA MAN!" he hollard running away.
"What the..." began Jack.
"Don't bother, we all know the answer." said Barrel.
"Yeah, your right." said Jack, who was eating a bureato.
"SO, Mr....W..." Began the Mayor, who was interigating kevin.
"What do you know about Oogie?!" yelled the Mayor, pounding his fists on the table.
"What is this? The Sopranos?" snapped Kevin.
"No, this is the Mofia. You's got's that?" said Mayor.
"I see..." concoured Kevin.
"WHAT COLOUR IS MY UNDER WEAR?!!" yelled The Mayor.
"No comment..." said Kevin turning away.
That was awkward...Once again Kevin...whoa. O.O
