"So, do you mind explaining why you are here?" asked Lock rudely.
"Um...I...." said Ranga looking around the room.
"Well?" asked Barrel hiding behind Shock as well.
"Well...I...forgot...my...PENCIL!" yelled Ranga picking up a random pencil off the floor.
"A pencil." Repeated Lock rudely.
"Uh what's with the carrots?" asked Kevin walking around Desdemona, who was petrifed with fear.
"Oh, that's my new hobby!" explained Ranga happily.
"Hobby?" repeated Kevin, saying the word like he didn't know what it ment.
"Yes, you see, trick-or-treaters eat to much candy, and not enough vegetables...we've lost to many dang pirates!" explained Ranga actually being serious for once in her life.
"Well," piped up Lock from behind Shock.
"I guess it's safe to say...YOUR INSANE!" yelled Lock pointing a finger at Ranga.
"Oh no, I'm not crazy, YOUR THE CRAZY ONES!" she yelled, with one of her eyes twitching.
"No, with my new power, I can change the WORLD!" explained Ranga.
"New power?" asked kevin.
"Oh yes, my power...to GROW CARROTS!" yelled Ranga.
"Someone hasn't had their coffee today..." whispered Barrel to Shock.
"You got that right..." agreed Shock.
"Well, I-I don't NEED coffee!" yelled Ranga backing up slowly, her eyes still twitching from the lack of nicotine.
"I AM THE MASKED CARROT!" yelled Ranga putting a orange coloured mask on her face and tying a green cape around her neck.
"HUGO DOWNS AWAYYYY!" yelled Ranga jumping out the window and flying away.
"HOLY JACK! SHE CAN FLY?!" yelled Lock ooking out the window.
"Yeah, you didn't know, she got dumped in 'radio active waste' so she CAN fly. That, or she'll get cancer..." said Shock her face changing from happy to worried.
"THE MASKED CARROT IS ON THE LOOSE!" yelled Barrel running around, in panic.
"GET. A. HOLD. OF. YOURSELF. MAN!" yelled Desdemona picking Barrel up and slapping him...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times, once every word.
"Yeah...yeah..your right." said Barel calming down.
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BAM!
"Jack Skellington!" said Dark Esmeralda with disgust as she broke the door to Jack's house down.
"You!" yelled Jack poining his finger at her.
"What have you done with my master?!" She exclaimed.
"Take a look." said Jack pointing lazily at Edward.
"AHHHH!" yelled Dark Esmeralda.
"Master, what happened to you?" she asked running over to edward.
"My body has been destroyed, but since this MORON was taken in by me he and I have merged, more over, I possesed him" explained Edward, his voice merged with Oogies.
"I see my master..." said D E.
"HEY! JACK, LET'S DESPOSE OF HIM!" yelled Sally.
"Huh? You say something Sally? I could'nt hear over me and Liza watching the Super Towel" said Jack obnoictiously while eating chips and dip.
"LIZA?!" yelled Sally giving her a dirty look.
"Sally." said Liza simply, moving over and hugging Jack tight then smiling at Sally.
"Problems." said Edward simply.
"I know." agreed D E.
"Ahhhh!" yelled Tom Bone running through the door.
"TOM!" yelled Jack giving Tom a dirty look.
"JACK!" yeleld Tom waving his arms around in the air.
"Tom-" said Jack but was interupted BY Tom.
"There there was a BAM! And-ANd a buuugge! Then sweee!!" explained Tom making weird hand movements.
"Take a breath!" said Jack sternly, then burping out loud.
"Okay...I was trying to take the precautions to be the pumpkin King, when all these heartless start popping outta nowhere's ville man!"
"W-what?!" yelled Jack.
"Son of a B!@CH!" yelled Jack drinking a bottle of beer.
"Excuse me?!" said Tom.
"No, not you Him!" said Jacl pointing his finger at edward, only the problem was, Jack was half in the bag.
Okay, that was a weird chapter. O.O I was watching Robot Chicken, so don't blame me that much.
