"My nuts! my nuts!" yelled Jack holding his...well, um..'area' and dancing around like a moron.
"Jack-"
"IT BURNS!"
"Jack-"
"OH IT HURTS!"
"WOULD YOU SHUT-UP?!" yelled Sally fustrated with Jack.
"Oh, sure, why didn't you ask Sally?" said Jack stopping his dance and sitting down.
"Oh boy," said Sally shaking her head.
"Listen Jack, Edward isn't exactly himself-" said Sally trying to explain.
"Jack, this retarted Rag Doll doesn't know what it's saying" said Edward kicking Sally in the butt.
"HEY!" yelled Sally grabbing her butt.
"HANDS OFF PERVE!" yelled Sally slapping Edward in the face.
"Hey baby, not so harsh..." said Edward rubbing his cheek.
************
"Cool..." said a certain Ranga walking through Halloween Town.
"LOOOOCK! I'M BACK!" yelled Ranga running up to the tree house.
"Huh? OH NO!" yelled Lock poking his head out one of the old windows of the giant tree house.
"HHHHIIIII!" yelled Ranga waving at Lock.
"NNNNNOOOOO! Barrel! Phone the shopping channel!" yelled Lock through his teeth.
"We can't! Remember? Ranga killed that nice man with a harpoon she found in her garage!" explained Barrel.
"No! The feind!" said Lock yelling back at Barrel.
"Oh-Oh-no! M-my head is stuck!" yelled Lock struggling to pull his tikki head shaped head out of the small window.
"Of all the days..." mumbled Lock to himself.
"OKAY! I'LL BE RIGHT UP!" said Ranga merily running up to the cage and pulling herself up.
"Come on hurry!" said Shock running over to the window and trying pulling Lock's head out.
"Holy Lock...what was your dad? A tikki mask?" joked Barrel assiting Shock.
"Oh REAL funny Barrel, and what was your father? A smiliy face that you kind on the internet?!" shot back Lock.
"WAHHHHHHHH! T-they said know one would notice!" sobbed Barrel.
"YOU TWO! STOP INSULTING YOUR PAPAS!" ordered Shock.
"FINE!" chimed Lock and Barel at once.
Then, there was weird music playing. The type of music playing was...the music from phyco!
Ranga pulls up.
"Hey guys!" she greeted.
Phyco music...
"NOOOO! STAY BACK!" yelled Lock sticking his hand out trying to push Ranga back.
"I brought you something!" said Ranga holding up a sharp object. (like the knife) ^^
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Lock screaming like a pre-school little girl.
"What? It's a carrot, you know so you don't get scurvy." said Ranga handing it to Barrel.
"Well...it doesn't LOOK poisionous..." said Barrel sniffing the carrot.
"Duh." said Ranga rolling her eyes.
"Huh? What's going on?" asked Desdemona walking into the room.
"I'd like to know the SAME thing," said kevinfinally waking up as well.
"YIKES!" yelled Desdemona, her hair shooting up and turning green.
"Oh hi Desdemona!" said Ranga.
"Wanna carrot?" asked Ranga stuffing it in Desdemona's mouth.
"Um...okay..." she said chewing on the orange vegetable.
