It was around midnight, when Kevin woke up.
"Dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun, da, look at me, I'm guy, look me I'm spy! WHOA!" Sang Kevin as he jumped up from his bed and started singing what sounded mission impossible theme music, and...tripped over a pile of clothes.
"Ouch..." said Kevin as he held his shin, (his knee) making sucking sounds for quite some time.
"Frick'n Lock and his clothes, when I get back to Oogie, I will ask to kill him..." said Kevin finally standing up and looking around.
"Okay...LET'S DO DIS THING!" said Kevin putting on war make-up.
As he did this, he grabbed some ammo, and put it in his pocket.
"Oh well, they won't mind..." as he planned, he ran over to Jack's house.
"HEY! HEY YOU WITH THE FACE!" hollard Kevin picking up a giant rock and tossing up at the room where Edward was being locked up.
Edward opened the window.
"Huh? What the-?!" said Edward opening the window soon enough to be smashed in the face with the giant boulder.
"GAH! MY NOSE!" yelled Edward in pain.
"Oops...Sorry..." apollogized Kevin.
"You clumsy oaf..." mumbled Edward rubbing his nose.
"DO I HEAR TALKING?!" yelled Jack to Edward.
"NOTHING YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A TOOTH PIC." hollard Edward.
"DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!" yelled Jack.
"DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!" argued Edward, but Jack had already walked away.
"Finally...AHHHH!!" Yelled Edward jumping out of his skin.
"How'd you get up here?" asked Edward to Kevin who was looking through his cds.
"What? No Oingo Biongo? Man...all you got is...The Back Street Skeletons?! Dude! That's a chick band! Then again...Bone Jangles IS the lead singer..." said Kevin mocking Oogie's choice of band.
"SHUT-UP!" ordered Edward.
"Yes master." said Kevin back, sharp, and stern.
"Oh for god sakes...take off that shirt..." said Edward shaking his head.
"WHAT? You mean my Bone Jangles shirt? But..but..I don't wanna!" said Kevin slowly ripping his shirt off, revealing another shirt, reading:
Oingo Biongo
"Dude, you got problems..." said Edward.
"You know they rock." said Kevin simply.
"How are we gonna bust out of here...?" asked Violent Violet, steping out of the shadows.
"AHH! I knew I felt someone watching me.." said Kevin a little scared.
"Shut up Kevin." she snapped back simply.
"MAKE ME!" Shot back kevin.
"Ha. You two ARE related." said Oogie refering to Lock,and Kevin.
"By the way, can I PLLLLEASE take off this wig now?" whinned Kevin scratching his head.
"Yeah,I guess." said Edward playing with his hair.
"Dude! You are a chick!" laughed Kevin removing the blonde wig, revaling his brown hair.
"TA-DA! WHAT? NO APPLAUSE? Fine." said Kevin pouting.
Violet, and Edward both rolled their eyes at the same time, then, their eyes met, and they both blushed.
"Sooo, can you control Edward's bodily functions?" asked Kevin poking Edward in the face.
"Yes! DUH!" said Edward obnoticously.
"Fine, it was just a question!" said Kevin popping one of his cds in his cd player.
"Hey!" hollard a girl's voice from outside the door.
"TIME TO SCRAM!" Yelled Edward ordering Violet, and Kevin to scram, and hide.
"Moron..." said VBiolet rubbing her eyes, and grabbing Kevin by his shirt and throwing his in the closet.
"Uh, yeah..come in!" said Edward ordering the girl to come in.
"Hi, my name's Rikku. I'm Jack's adopted daughter." said the shy looking girl.
"Told ya, they could never bang it up." said Edward out loud.
"SHUT UP!" said the girl named Rikku.
"Fine." said Edward.
"Here's your dinner, extra crappy!" said the girl rubbing the spaggeti, into Edward's face, then leaving.
"Whoa." said Kevin, walking over and tasting the sauce with his finger.
"Uhhh..." said Edward, removing the spaggeti,and sauce from his face.
"WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" yelled Violet smacking Kevin in the face.
"Oww..." said Kevin rubbing his cheek.
"Now, Tom please explain to me why ON EARTH WE'RE YOU TRYING TO BECOME THE PUMPKIN KING?!" asked Jack yelling at Tom.
"Funny story, you see, my jelously for you, made me wanna become the pumpkin king and now...the heartless will..DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!" Yelled Tom, his head looking like pac man, this yelling went on for about 10 minutes.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" asked Jack slapping Tom in the face.
There's the next chapter, Kevin please forgive me! XD. It's weird, if you could tell, there was some Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy humor too.
