BN- *runs on stage* HI GUYS AND GIRLS!!!! ok, I've gotten into the habit of spelling sackkey the upgraded way... coz the damn sack chandged her name half way through the damn show! it's spelt saki now. ^^' just so yah know...
saki- you told them!
*glomps bn, but goes right through her and hits the floor* XP
BN- <.< yah... i'm a gas now. :3 long story folks! but feel free to ask about it! any way, on with the questions!
the first is from CarmineMystery! ... >.> who should actuly be on the show right now....
Saki- *whistles innocently*
Bn- ... <.< what did you do to her saki?
saki- nothin'...
Bn- ...
ok. any way...
(CarmineMystery says:
I AM BACK AGAIN!!!
Yay~ Mw go boom. :3
...Sorry Saki. T.T
...Ok, Questions.
Oogie - Holy muffins! I forgot you were perverted! *Runs away*
BN - Why the hell with all the perverted people!? I mean, come on. Mw!? ...He scares me. o.o' He's dead for good now, right?
Sally - Hurry up and die!
Saki - *Glomps* Long time no see. :3
MW - If you come back, which you better not , Die as slowly and as painfully as physically possible and never come back and rot in hell. :3
And now I've run out of questions. Ta-ta! )
Mw- nope. *wraps an arm around saki's shoulder*
saki- ... *judo throws him to the floor*
mw- ooft!
saki- *looks at danny* thanks for teaching me how to do that!
danny- ^^ no probs.
mw- --
saki- and meh, I can handle him. ^.^
Mw- *grabs saki and dissapers with her*
BN- HOLEY HANDGRENADES!!!! SAKI!!! NUUUUU!
-pause -
Bn- ... so... whoes gonna save her?
- no-one says anything or does anything -
Bn- ok, back to the questions then. i'm sure she'll be fine... ^^' he's only a rapeist...
Varn- ... *sighs* i'll go help her. *walks out*
BN-
yay! bonas! varn's buggered off! ok, back to the questions!
oogie- *smirks* i'll get you later.
Bn- .... uh...
danny- ... yeah, why all the perverted people? <.<
Bn- uh......
Danny- ... *frowns*
bn- it's the way my mind works...
that's that little rapseit in me that wants out.
everyone- D= *back away from bn*
Bn- ...? oh! no don't worry, mw stole all of it. >.>
everyone- ^^ *relaxes*
Bn- and I designed mw so it's practicaly impossible to kill him off forever... oh, and you know what? >.> didn't I set up an rp so that happened, hmmm? a certain W springs to mind... ok, W died too, but mw was gone FOR GOOD. >.> and what do you perswade saki to do? bring him back. :3 so dun complain to meh. everyone has helped mw at some point.
sally- no! I won't die!!! stop telling me to die!
saki- *not there... she got kidnapped*
mw- *tecnacly, he dosen't come back, seeing as he hasn't teleported back*
Bn- ok, next set of questions are from ... o.o anomyous?! there's an anoymous?! DX
Danny- Bn, calm down.
it's just skelengtongirl... she forgot to put her user name.
Bn- ... I sooooo knew that! <.< >.> ...
Varn- *walks in, and drops saki on the floor*
- no-one really notices -
varn- ... -- *loudly* THERE'S NO NEED TO THANK ME... i ONLY SAVED A GIRL FROM BEING RAPED...
BN- ... <.< we didn't thank you...
Varn- ! -- *bashes his head on a wall* stupid-no-good-blasted-narrator!
Bn- dude... it's bracket narrator, not blaseted. :3
Varn- THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! *walks back-stage*
Bn- ......
yay!
Varn- *walks back in with a vaccume*
Bn- ...?
Varn- *sucks bn into the vaccume* -- *throws the vaccume back stage*
Bn- !?! AH! NUUUU~ *trapped*
saki- o.o' ... anyway... on with the question.....
(Skelengtongirl says:
I'm ba-ack!
Varn: I will not rest til you turn everyone into cats! *Glares at everyone else* NONE OF YOU MAT BE EXCLUDED!
Jack: How did you get to be so awsome?
Host: Is it at all possible for me to join the show?
Oogie: *Chases him around with a chainsaw, bugspray, and a flamethrower* )
Varn- ... oh, a dare for me?
*takes out a needle*
everyone (except varn)- *groans*
Varn- ok, now... the nice way, or the nasty way?
- 3 minits later, everyone except varn is a cat -
Varn- ^^
saki- can we have the antidote now? *is a cute little tom-cat*
Varn- ... now why would I give you that?
saki- welll... we might use you as a scratching post. :3
varn- -- *injects everyone with the antidote, and they turn back to normal*
Saki- ^^ heh, heh...
Jack- by being raised by my parents correctly. ^^
BN- *still trapped in a vaccume, swearing*
Saki- yeah... it is possible even for non-memebers now... but, like, you have to be on bn's website at the exact same time as her. >.>
varn- ... dosen't that website have viras on it?
saki- o.o what? really?
varn- yes, which is why bn has removed it from her profile, we're not certain, but we think some ba*beep* has hacked into bn's account on freewebs and implanted viras... and bn can do nothing about it, because her lap top has a fit each time she tries... so no, it isn't possible for you to come to the show, sorry, madam. >.> and plus, we have two guests at the moment...
saki- ... dude, we didn't ask for an essay... ._.
varn- -- *smacks saki upside the head*
saki- ow! T.T
oogie- o.o AHHHH!!! *runs*
Saki- anyway, next question! ^.^
(BarrelOogies_Girl says:
Hey!!! Now, before you get all WTF? Over my name, LEMME CLEAR THAT UP!!! It is saying that I love OOgie and Barrel. Well, I did like Oogie now he just annoyed me. That has been officially cleared up.
BN- Since your a blob, can you make a bunch of minni-blobs out of yourself?
Jack- Can you die?
Sally- Is Dr.f every perverted towards you? Cause I think he is.
Oogie- TIME FOR INCECT SPRAY!!!! *sprays him with Raid*
Lock-Your wierd.
Shock- Your cool.
Barrel-*hugs until the end of time* NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!! Wait, sorry for Rick-rolling you! Still *keeps hugging*
Varn-inject yourself with cat potion! If not.... *grabs needle full of cat potion and injecs hi in the neck* hehe
Sackkey- Do a break-dance competition with Oogie!! *turns on hip-hop music*
Deni-YOUR SO ADORABLE!! I LOVE YOU!!! *hugs* How can you be related to Oogie? *head explodes from trying to make it make sence* )
Varn- yes, she can indeed. *lets bn out of the vaccume* can't you?
Bn- yep. ^^ *turns liquid, and seperates out into 10 cute, little bns* :3
1- :3 *hugs saki* ma~ma!
saki- o.O' wtf?
2- ^.^ *hugs saki* mummy!!!
saki- i'm not your mum!!! D=
3- :3 mother!!! *hugs saki*
varn- *snickers*
4,5,6,7,8 and 9-
DADDY!!! *glomp varn*
Varn- --
Saki- XD
Varn- *growls* not, funny...
all 10 mini bns- *moulds back into one big bn*
Bn-
heh, heh, I just HAD to do that.
saki- ... you mean, that was just you the whole time?
BN- ^.^ yeppers.
varn- ... -- *puts bn back in the vaccume*
Bn- ! NUUUUUU!
Jack- yes, I can die.
sally- yes, yes he is. --
dr f- >:3
oogie- why is it me today!!! *runs away with what little bugs he has remaining*
lock- -- AM NOT!
shock-
barrel- ^^
varn- no, I won't ... *injected* ... -- I am made of wood... that won't work. *takes the needle out, and injects BarrelOogies_Girl, turning THEM into a cat*
saki- ...
that's not nice varn...
varn- she started it.
- music plays -
saki- wtf? ... ... ._. *never taught how to dance* ...
oogie- *gone*
saki- ...
I win by defalt!
- music stops -
deni- ^.^ *hugs back* iz rwelated coz iz saki's dwaughter! and saki ish oogie's dwaghter!
saki- *grumbles* though I wish I wasn't...
varn- anyway, on with the next question...
(Sally_382 says:
I got questions!! *snickers* Im evil.
Host- Let me be on the show!!! Please?
Jack- GO die in a hole!! *steals his head and plays monkey in the middle with it*
Sally- Your cool.Here. *gives her a free ticket for a free trip to Europe*
Oogie- I love you!!! *hugs* Go on a date with me or DIE!!! *turns into giant flaming devil*
Lock- Can yoou pull the horns out of your head? *grabs pliers* lets see shall we? Five bucks to whoever pulls out his horns! Ten for the tail.
Shock- Turn everyone into a frog!! Except be should I be allowed on the show.
Barrel- Here! *gives him lollypop she secretly spiked with slepping medicine she stold from Varn* Eat. *plans to drag him to a date when he is asleep*
Varn- I think your epic. *gives a certiricat for being cool* and that story about you killing your father, I WANNA HEAR IT!!! *sits down to hear story*
Dr.F- Go die you Motherfudger! *shoves him down mount Saint Helens*
Sackky- Your also awesome. But I need a scar dare so I dare you to eat everyone like its a bad scarymoive, like the thing that ate China or godzillia.
Deni- Your so freaking adorable!!!! I love you! *gives her a ducky plush*
Group dare- No, it won't belike last time. This time, im sending you all on an all expenzse trip to the Caribian!!! With gambling, bar, duck farm, sciance lab, Candy factory and everything you could possibly ever want!!!!!!! *claps and hands them all tickets* )
varn- as we've said... we have too many people on at the moment, but please feel free to meet bn on mewpchat to try to get on the show. ^^
jack- !!! AHHHH!!!
sally-
yay! *leaves*
oogie- ... I would babe, but you're just too HOT for me.
lose the flames, and you've got a deal.
BN- D= NUUUUUU!
lock- D= NUUUUU!
shock- *tackles lock, and triys to pull his horns off, and is too busy to notice her dare*
barrel- ^.^ *licks it* ... ~~ zzzzz *falls asleep*
varn- ...? is that...? D=< *growls at her, then injects HER with sleeping toxin* -- never, ever use my formulas with-out permission!
Bn- I have to agree with varn there.
it's annoying when people do that with-out permission... it's like varn useing fear toxin, which we don't anymore.
Varn- ... *looks at his dare* ... *wakes her up with the antidote* well... the story about me shoving my farther down a flight of stairs? *chuckles* if that' what you want...
bn- NUUUU! some-one stop him!!! DX
Varn- well... *pulls up a chair, and sits down in it, then leans back in it, and crosses his legs* I had recived a chemistry set from my mother... Jet, now, this was an extreamly rare present. and I cherished it... However... my farther hated science, and regulaly called it 'useless clap trap' in frount of me. -- one night, I and my farther had a row... my mother was out, and wasn't there to calm us down... in a fit of rtadge, he slapped me... so I injected him with sleeping toxin... to my shock and disapair, he fell asleep on the spot, and fell backwards down three flights of stairs... he broke his neck at the bottom, and died instantly... I know because I checked for a pulse... fearing I would be caught, and punished by the authorities, I packed a bag, and fled the house. half way across the feild... I got struck by lighting... I wake up, 200 years later in the middle of a feild. a scarecrow. That, is how my farther died, AND how I became a scarecrow... I was 18 at the time...
saki- ... oh you poor thing! D=
varn- ... <.< ?
saki- D= you're life was worse than mine!
varn- ... actuly, I got to go outside. ^^
saki- -- lucky bugger...
dr f- wait, what?! D= AHHHHHH!!! *thrown from saint helens*
saki-
YAY!!!!
everyone- ._. ....
saki- *grabs danny, and eats her* ^.^
danny- -- *growls, and punches her way out of saki's 'stomach'*
saki- Dx *falls over, in sheer pain*
danny- ... *shrugs* meh, you started it.
deni- ^.^ *huggles the ducky toy* thank chu~
everyone-
*leave*
(Sally_382 says:
*runs in, slipping on a banana peel* waaaiit!!! I forgot Danny!!!! How could I? *hits self upside the head*
Danny- Jump a rope for the remainder of the show and next show OR trade heads with Jack! Wait, can you do that? )
danny- *runs back with jack* ok, our dare then...
Jack- *gives danny his head* we have to hurry or we're going to miss the plane!
danny- *takes his head, and gives him hers, then she puts jack's skull on*
jack- *puts danny's skull on*
danny (jack's head, so it's actuly jack)- now come on!
jack(danny's head, so it's actuly danny)- :3 hey, i'm taller than you... so I can run faster!!! *runs*
danny(jack's head)- ! danny! wait up! *follows*
Saki- *was left behind as everyone went on holiday* … *groans*
carmine mystery – *Comes crashing through the wall at the back of the stage, ninja-style*
saki- wait, what? why are YOU here st?! o.O
carmine mystery –...I...don't...know...
saki- I thought I... ^^' nothin' ... uh...
carmine mystery – Where is everyone?
saki- ... they went on holiday... and sadly, mw is alive...
... ^^ but varn kicked him up in the air so he's not gonna be on the shows anymore.
carmine mystery – YES! When I came on the show I was like 'WOO!' then I realised Mw might be here so I was like 'crap!'
Saki- XD lol!
carmine mystery – And now I'm like 'WOO! No Mw!'
saki- so... uh... how did you get out of the cage full of lions- I mean, uh...
carmine mystery – Lions? OH! You mean teh kitty cats? ^^
Saki- o.O ???
- the camera runs out of film… and it all goes black -
