bn- *runs on stage* HI GUYS AND GALS- *smacks into lillith from behind*
Lillith- !? *slowly turns around* ... *EPIC glare*
-Jaws music-
bn- :S *cowers* please dun kill me nice lady...
Stitches- *leans over* You should probably run now....
bn- *whispers to stitches* nah, I got this... *smiles sweetly at lillith*
Lillith- *swiftly punches her in the teeth*
bn- *falls to the floor* XP
Lillith- *stands over BN* I got a magic trick for ya'....
bn- ... *spits out some teeth* yeah?
Lillith- Touch me again, dipsh--
bn- NU SWEARINGZ! ... 8S OH 'ECK!
Lillith- *kicks BN like a soccerball* And don't interrupt me. -_-
bn- AHHHHH *flys out of a window*
saki- :S uh... also, all of bn's orignal charectors are back, except mw... bn's banned from useing him for the rest of her life
Stitches- Yep. I can't say I'll miss him.
saki- me neither.
Stitches- *leans way into the camera* You psychotic fangirls can go away now.
saki- D: you can't talk to the viewers like that!!!
Ophelia- Wait a minute....
Stitches- >>?
saki- ?
Ophelia- You're saying that the girls who had crushes on MW are psychotic, yet you yourself have a crush on Freddy Krueger.
Stitches- ... ._.
saki- ... she has a point. x3
Stitches- ...I'm just glad Katlin didn't hear that. <<' >>'
saki- ... >:3 give me a bottle of wine and I won't tell her
Stitches- What kind? O_O
saki- .... there are diffrent kinds?
Stitches- Yep.
saki- all i know is red and white.... red please. :3
Stitches- *gives tons of red wine* JUSTDONT'TTELLHERPLEASE!!
saki- *buryed, and is lost*
varn- I WAS IN THE SHOWER- what?! go on stage?! no! no i refu- *shoved on stage, wearing only a towel, dripping wet* .........
varn- *tips of head droop as he looks at a camra*
Fangirls- *gathered at the back row* WOOOOOOOOOOOO~ 83
varn- *hides behind stitches*
danny- *hisses at varn* get on with the questions!
Stitches- Oh, right...
varn- f-f-first comment
(stitches wrote: 01 Jan 2011, 06:06 AM
HAPPEH NEW YEARZ TO CHU ALL )
varn- *blinks* I was dragged on stage, for THAT?!
Stitches- Heh. A happy new year comment? Geez, we haven't made a new episode in a while.
varn- *glares at her* ... yes, well... we could hardly help that...
Stitches- Yeah, zombie apocolypses can really mess up your schedule.
varn- indeed... anyway, next comment
(Sally_382 says:
*looks out* are people still alive? DANGIT! uh... << >>
bn- HAPPY NEW YEAR! *hands her a sparkler* Y- *sparkler explodes* ... you didn't see anything.
Jack- *pokes him in the eye socket* did that hurt?
Sally- Sadly I must agree with my OC. You remind me of Princess Peach/Toadstool in that way Sals.
Oogie- *hugs his leg* HAPPY NEW YEAR MY SNUGGLE BUGGIE!
Lock- My what sharp teeth you have grandma! *pokes him in the face* Bite my finger I will sick my bunny on you.
Shock- I like your hat! *super glues mistle toe on it* TEEHEE! *runs away*
Barrel- *lures him into a trap to kidnap him* follow the candy!
Mayor- you are such a two-faced person! GOSH!
Dr.F- you ish freaky. *throws bread at him again* QUACK!
Danny- hai!
Deni- Do you like..... WAFFELS?!
Varn- can you teach me potions so I can torture Dr Ducky?
Saki- I like your cooking! See? *eats pie* Nothing!
everyone- *gives them all sprinklers* HAPPY NEW Y- *all the sprinklers explode* HUZZA- oh crud *realizes sh's holding one*
-boom-
X_X )
bn- *floats back on stage, covered in plasters, takes sparkler* ?
-BOOM-
bn- *splatters everywhere*
BN: jack- no.
Stitches- ._.
sally- D:
oogie- the hell?! ... *tries to shake her off*
lock- --# *punches her in the face*
Lillith- *lights a stick of dynamite* Pretty....
Stitches- >> !!! *slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?OOOO
BN: shock- ?! D:
oogie, lock and other males in the room- <<
shock- ... *legs it*
everyone- D:
Stitches- *slow-motion rushes at Lillith*
Lillith- ?
everyone- *dives for cover*
Stitches- *slo-mo jump*
varn- *casualy plucks the tnt from lillith, and throws it out a window*
Lillith- >>? Hey, what the h3ll? *steps away*
-boom-
Stitches- *misses* SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-- *slo-mo faceplant*
varn- << ...
Stitches- *regular speed* Thanks for ruining my dramatic moment. -_-
varn- yes, well, it was really quite pointless
Jazz- You should slo-mo punch him in the face!
varn- --'
Stitches- I will! D:< *slo-mo swings at varn*
varn- *grabs her wrist, pulls her towards him, then injects her with sleeping toxin*
Stitches- GAAAAAAAAAHHH *goes back to regular speed, falls over* ZzZzZ~
varn- *dusts off hands*
fan girl- ... where'd he get the needle from?
other fan girls- O___O'
varn- D: NO NO! it was nothing like that!!!
sicko fangirl- Heheheh...
varn- ........... *runs off stage in embaressment*
Lillith- << ...
bn- back to the questions
barrel-
*walks right into the trap*
mayor- ?
dr f- D:< I AM NOT A DUCK!
danny- hi.
deni- ywesh!
varn- *off stage recovering from shock*
saki- ^-^ see, it's not deadly!
bn- mhmmm... <<'
-everyone gets given an explosive sparkler-
bn- D8 my insurance won't cover this!!!
everyone- D8
Lillith- 8D
-boom-
-the studio collapses in rubble and ruins-
Lillith- XP
Ophelia- DX
Stitches- ZzZzZ~
bn- D: is everyone ok?!
saki- *groans* no
bn- good.
Lillith- *pokes head out of rubble* ...That was AWESOME.
bn- '>> ... I think you need to spend some time away where I was...
Lillith- -_-
bn- :3 ... ._. I guess we'll have to do the questions out here...
Stitches- Yaaaay~ outsiiiide~ the birds are singing, its sunny and bright-- wait a minute, GAAAAAAAHHHH!! IT BURNS!!!
(zero bought a leash! says:
Bn: you dun have to pay for teh studio! *killed the government and made the president my slave* ^w^
Jack: i gotz a new OC who is the son of you and Sally! his name is James. :3
Oogie: what happens if you CANT gather any bugs to build you up? WHAT IF YOU DIDNT HAVE LOCK SHOCK AND BARREL TO HELP?!
Sally: i bought a plush doll of you at the mall! and i bought a Jack blanket too! you are still together!!! :3
Freddy: who here scares you the most?
Lock: how did you get such sharp teeth?! I WANT SHARP TEETH!!!! )
bn- ... last one to the new studio is a rotten egg!!! *runs off*)
Stitches- You made the president your slave? THATS RACIST. >:I
everyone- *exchange a glance, then follow bn*
varn- hmm, yes, I can see how that could be racist.... fine, from now on, any remarks or comments that could be raceist in the slighest will not be posted.
Stitches- That was actually supposed to be a joke, but whatever.
varn- Ah, well............ *coughs*
-Awkward~-
Stitches- I'm not one of those people who shout "RASEISUM" at everything.
varn- ........... *burys head in hands* well how am i supposed to know?!
bn- *floats back to varn and stitches* come on! *floats back to the new studio*
Stitches- What the-- How did--?
varn- ....... *shrugs*
Stitches- *follows* HOW DID YOU AFFORD THIS?
varn- *follows bn*
bn- I didn't have to pay. :3 << >> this place is huge...
Stitches- ? What!? How did you get this for free?!
varn- ... *goes backstage to find some clothes*
Fangirls- *follow him, giggling*
bn- :3 viewer gave it to meh
varn- D: no! shoo! shoo!
Stitches- Oh right. Derp.
Fangirls- *stand directly outside the door* 83
jack- ... *looks at sally* ...
sally- *looks at jack* ... ^^'
jack- ...... *faints*
varn- *runs to his dressing room, and slams the door shut*
Fangirls- *RIGHT outside the door* OwO
varn- ............ *opens the door, juggling needles, glareing* whoes the first for a dose of co_rr0s1v3?
Fangirls- *theres too many! They all dogpile on him*
varn- *yells, falling over*
freddy- *walks past varn's dressing room*
Fangirls- *drag him off*
varn- D: NOOOOOOOO *dragged off*
bn- lock, stop messing around and bring the camra back here! we need to carry on with the questions! XP
lock- << *focases the camra back on stage*
Stitches- WE NEED TO FILM THIS!
bn- D: STITCHES!!!!
lock- D:
varn- SAVE MEEEEE~
Stitches- *bolts out the door, only to run into Lillith's fist* XP
Lillith- -_- *takes camera, throws it back on stage carelessly*
bn- D:
-the camera breaks, there is only audio-
bn- lillith!!!!
Lillith- Ah, sh*t.
bn- go and get another camra!!! >> QUICK! TO THE ADVERTS!
Guy1- *walks onto the screen* Doors. Many people pass through doors every day. We say doors are our friends... but it's because we're afraid to speak up.
Woman- *walks out of a door*
-Door swings shut, bumping her on the bottom-
Woman- *GASP* D:
-Giant text reads "SEXUAL HARRASSMENT"-
Guy1- This happens every day, to so many people... it's time we stopped ignoring it.
guy 2- *opens the door*
Door- *Swings back into his face*
guy 2- D8 XP *falls over, ko'd*
-Giant text reads "PHYSICAL ABUSE"-
Guy2- *walks up to a door, rings doorbell*
-Ding dong~-
Guy2- D: Whats that supposed to mean?!
-Ding dong~-
Guy2- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME!? *runs off crying*
-Giant text reads "VERBAL ABUSE"-
Guy1- Don't go unheard. Call 555-555-5555 if you or anyone you know is a victim of... DOOR ABUSE.
-it goes back to the studio-
bn- ... *blinks* ... that wasn't an advert!
-the camra is working perfectly well now-
bn- anyway! back to the questions!
(Sally: i bought a plush doll of you at the mall! and i bought a Jack blanket too! you are still together!!! :3
Freddy: who here scares you the most?
Lock: how did you get such sharp teeth?! I WANT SHARP TEETH!!!!)
sally-... so jack is wrapped around me?
oogie & lock- ?! ... 83
Ophelia- *clubs them with a book*
oogie & lock- XP
freddy- pfft, nothing scares me.
Lillith- *hack, cough* Sorry, I'm allergic to B.S.
bn- bs?
is that a cousion of mine?!
Lillith- -- It stands for bullsh*t.
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!
Lillith- *EPIC GLARE* I TOLD YOU. NOT TO INTERRUPT ME!! *punts BN*
bn- NUUUU *flys out of a window*
freddy- *chuckles*
Stitches- >> ...
freddy- buit i'm telling the truth, nothing scares me-
fan girls- WE LOVE YOU FREDDY!
freddy- O_O *hides behind katlin*
Katlin- *random flaming sword* BACK OFF BETCHES
fan girls- D8 ... don't worry freddy! we'll save you when she's not around!
freddy- ... ok, from now on, you're staying with me. *hugs katlin tightly*
stitches: Katlin- ^w^
lock- I file my teeth
Bn- *floats back in*
bn- next question.
(BellaSkellington wrote: 19 Feb 2011, 03:42 PM
ooooo are you still doing this interview if you are
Jack:HERE'S YOUR DAUGHTER *Bella appears in front of him*
Sally:YOU IS AWSOME *shake hands*
Oogie ERVERT!! *kicks him where it hurts*
Dr.F.:YOUR A B*TCH *flips his wheelchair over and breaks his arm*
Barrel:HOLY CRAP I LOVE YOU! YOU IS SOOOOOO ADORABLE! *hands him tons of candy and 100 OF HIS FAVORITE LOLLIPOPS* TEACH ME YOUR WAYS! ALSO DONT LISTEND TO OOGIE HE IS PERVERT
Lock:*pimp slap*DONT BE SO RUDE TO SHOCK YOU ASS
Shock ONT LET LOCK GET TO YOU! JUST KICK HIM
Bella talking:HOW DID I GET HERE!? *looks around*WHERE AM IM AT I WAS AT HOME A MOMENT AGO! and kicking Ram's ass XD
Ram:*running after Bella*
Bella:BYE *runs*
DARES!
Oogie:stop looking at girls for the rest of the day
Jack:MARRY SALLY!
Sally:If Jack runs use this *gives her soul robber*
Lock:ADMIT YOU LIKE SHOCK
Shock:......
Barrel:NAW I DONT GOT ANYTHING FOR YOU
Dr.F.:*takes his brain*MWAHAYHAHAHA
BN:BRING BACK YOUR OC'S! )
Stitches- HOLY MOTHER OF-- *faints*
bn- yeah, we're still doing the interview. ^^ o.O you ok stitches?!
Stitches- There should be a character limit on comments >.<
bn- I know right?! D:
jack- ?! ... ANOTHER?! *faints*
sally- *shakes hands back* ^^ thank you.
bn- ervert?
Stitches- Oogie is NOT an ervert! He's a PERVERT.
oogie- *doubles over* D'X
bn- only on days that end in 'y' though. :3
Stitches- X3
bn- ... what? << what's so funny? D: was i told a lie?! *points to oogie* HE TOLD ME! TWAS NOT MAH FALT!
Stitches- *stating the obvious* Thats EVERY day, BN! *goofy grin*
bn- ................................ oh.... ._. ... <<' '>> ... I KNEW THAT! ^^'
dr f- AHHHH
barrel- *just stands there and licks the lolly pops, smieling adoribly* ^.^
lock- XP
shock- I do. :3
bn- ... uh, can we not have excess charectors on stage? we've got enough here already... ._.
oogie- *doesn't hear, staring at katlin's legs*
freddy- *notices* ... all right you son of a b-
bn- NU SWERINGZ
freddy- *gets out a flame thrower*
oogie- D8 *runs*
frddy- gET BACK HERE! *chases*
Katlin- <<'
fan girls- << >> *follow freddy*
Katlin- *Flaming sword* >:I
fan girls- *holding water guns and axes*
Katlin- ...BRING IT ONNNN!! D:< *charges*
fan girls- *run towards katlin* RARRRR
bn- ... should we help her?
Katlin- *makes a U-turn* AHHHH!!!
fan girls- *chase*
Stitches- No. This is too funny.
bn- :3 kay
jack- *fainted still*
sally- ... not much i can really do if he's fainted though... *sighs*
lock- no!
shock- ... what?!
barrel- *keeps standing there and being cute*
dr f- ?! D8 my brain!
varn- don't worry, i'll help you dr duck. *takes dr f's brain*
dr f-
really?! you'll help me for once?
varn- *chuckles* no, who do you think i am? *throws the brain out of a window*
dr f- D8
bn- my ocs ARE back. :3 ... except mw...
Stitches- We replaced him with a BETTER pervert.
bn- ? who? <<
Stitches- *glances at freddy*
freddy- *is blasting oogie with a flame thrower*
oogie- D8 MY BUGS! MY BUUGGGGSSSS!!!!
bn- oh yah.
Stitches- If this goes on any longer, we'll have only 1 pervert.
bn- meh ... and on that bomb shell, it's the end of the show.
guy 1- *runs on* DON'T FORGET! DOORS ARE EVIL!
bn- o.O i thought you were stuck on the adverts!!!
Stitches- Shall we end on a song?
bn- ... well, don't see why not. :3
stitches: -The Rick Roll song plays-
bn- .____.
Stitches- *puts sunglasses on, dances to it*
bn- and that really is the end, good night!
-the camra goes blank.-
