Bn- *walks on stadge* right, I gather there have been a few problems with comments... I'm gonna solve this by deleting older comments. and guys, if your comment dun turn up on the 1st page, please, please, please DO NOT post them again! it just makes everything difficult for me, sackkey and danny to get the questions sorted out! Dx
and please don't panic if your question dosen't turn up on the most recent episode, I might have updated BEFORE you posted that wonderful comment.
and can I now point out that I would prefer it if you only used the comments to post questions, I do indeed like feed back about how 'great' my show is, but it makes things a little tricky in the office when we're trying to delete older comments.
Sackkey- hey, BN?
Bn- yeah?
Sackey- you're worse than varn when you waffle! Dx
Bn- !!! aw come on! I was just trying to help!
Sackkey-
you could have just said; i'm gonna delete old comments now coz they're getting in the way of new ones, and please don't tell me what you think of the show unless your posting a question. I accept questions from everyone.
Bn- ........... ^^' oopsies.
Sackkey- *grins*
Danny- can we get on with the questions now!?!? I'm kinda stuck under them! Dx *is indeed being pinned down by many, many slips of paper*
Bn- ... one more thing first, people can come on my show again. SOME-ONE *looks at sackkey* ate the helth and safty officers...
Sackkey- ... :3 I was hungry!
Bn- that's no excuse... but meh, it helped us out. now you guys can have two ways of contacting me, you can either be a member and pm me. (prefrable)
OR
you can go on my horrible website and contact me via the talk-box, you dun have to be a member to use it. i'll announce who i've chosen to be the guest at the end of each show. some shows I won't have a guest on it. ^^ ok, now, on with tha questions!
Sackkey- at last!
Bn- ... <.< orrrrr I could cook sackkey into a stew...
Sackey- >.> you can't cook.
Bn- <.< neither can you!
Sackkey- !?!? yes I can!
Bn- ... yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... ok, first question is from;
haloween29! wow, this is a long one!
Danny- your telling me!!! *still trapped*
(Halloween29 says-
O.O JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *takes a deep breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*takes another deep breath* OOOOOOOOOO!!! Alright....I have dares and questions.
*smacks Oogie with a bat* JERK-FACE!!....sorry....had to do that...now with my dares and questions...
Jack: COME BACK! I LUFFS YOU!!....Um....I mean.....nevermind....^^'
Sally: *slaps Sally* Will you focus!?
Oogie: STOP FLIRTING WITH EVERYONE!!
Shock: thanks for punching Lock ^-^ No, who do you hate more, Lock or Oogie? Tough one aint it?
Dr.F: YOU'RE A DUCK DUDE! STOP STEALING VARN'S FORMULAS!!!! GEESH!
Danny: Can YOU sing us a song!?
Bn: I dare you to chase Oogie around with a chainsaw! That would be coooooool to watch.
That's it, see ya!)
oogie- ow!
*snatches the bat, breacks it, then punches haloween29*
Bn- <.< never mind...? ok, I won't bring him back then. :3
Danny- ... you can bring my dad back?
BN- *hides her NPDN behind her back* nuuuuuu.... <.< >.> ...
sally- hey!!!! D= what are you talking about??? I am focasing!
oogie- sorry doll face, didn't hear you. *has both arms around two fan girls who are snuggerling up to him*
Bn- ... <.< grackle... *sounds like a dragon*
shock- Dx oh my gosh!!! uhm.... well oogie stinks!
oogie-
Shock- and lock's a moron...
Lock- !!!
Shock- uhm... I gotta say though, the person I hate most is lock, Dx he stinks AND he's stupid!
Lock- *tackles shock, and they fight*
Dr f.- I look nothing like a duck!!! and the formulars are all under my name, so it's not stealing! also, varn stole a formular! the fear toxin isn't his! it belongs to dr. johnathan crane!
Varn- now hold on a damned second!!!!! fisrt off, you DO look like a duck! you have a bill!
Dr f- ! I do not!-
Varn- and the formulars are under your name because you stole them before I could make it offical they were mine! Dx
Dr f.- you snooze, you lose...
Varn- D=< *tackles dr f, and they get into a really girly fight involving slapping and name-calling*
Bn- ...
and he's the most grown-up of us all...
Danny- uhm... sure... what song...?
sackey- <.< well, how about a duo? me and you sing OUR version of 'kiddnap the sandy claws'?
Danny- ok, sure! ^^
Bn- ... this had better not take long...
Danny- kiddnap the narrator?
Sackkey- I wanna do it!
Danny- lets draw straws!
Sackkey-
varn said we should work together.
Danny- two of a kind!
Sackkey- birds of a feather!
Danny- now and forever!
Bn- *raises an eyebrow, trying to work out whats going on as danny and sackkey go through the 'la's*
Danny & sackkey- kiddnap the narrator! lock her up real tight! throw away the key and then, turn of all the lights!
Sackkey-
first i'll set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait! when she comes a-sniffing! I shall snap the trap and close the gate! *grabs BN, and throws her in a cage*
BN- ???????? wtf!?!
Danny- WAIT! I've got a better pla-
Bn- *moulds out of the cage* -.-#
- music stops -
Sackkey- ....
Danny- .... RUNNNNNN!!!!! *stands up, sendind the papers flying, then runs off stage*
Sackkey- *runs after danny*
BN- WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU TWO........!!!!
oogie- ...
BN- *is in the perfect mood* ... *takes out a chainsaw and looks at oogie*
*turns the chainsaw on*
oogie- Dx sh*beep* *throws a fan-girl at BN, then runs*
Bn- *ducks the flying girl* wtf??? ... D=< *chases oogie offstage*
Varn- ... does BN know HOW to use a chainsaw?
BN- *offstage* MY FOOOOTTTT!!!! *screams*
Varn- ... that's a no then...
oogie- *walks back on, safe and sound, then goes back to flirting with the fan-girls, the one who got thrown doesn't care.*
Varn- ok, i'll take over for the questions while BN fights a chainsaw.... this question is from shock;
(Shock says-
Hi!Oogie you're mean all I wanted to do is punch you!I wasn't really gonna destroy you!*starts crying* Sally go back to Jack!Please!*makes cute face so sally will listen*Shock do you like icecream?Cuz i love icecream!Shock,I also think you are the best!And i love seeing Lock in pain mwahahahaha..ahem..um..well, OOGIE I HATE YOU NOW!Apoligize to me!*is still crying*)
sally- no! he's horrible to me!!! oogie is kind, and considerate! *hugs oogie*
oogie- *hugs sally, leering* and I ain't apoligisin', doll face.
Shock- ^^ yeah, I like ice cream.
lock- -.-#
varn- next questen is from weird-o...
(weird-o says-
hiya!! first time comment long time viewer umm..i just need to ask Jack something...can you jump off a cliff please!! Oogie can you force Jack off the cliff? Lock Shock and Barrel if Jack doesn't jump and Oogie needs help take Jack's head and play monkey in the middle with it)
Jack- *is still dead*
oogie- ... *smirks* can't do that, jack's dead, doll face.
lock, shock & barrel- ... <.< *take out jacks head, and play the game with it, they manadged to get jacks head before it dissolved in the lava*
Varn- ... I think that question was for the previous chapeter... we're sorry we missed it, it won't hapen again, madam or sire.
Sackkey- ... <.< posh sod.
Varn- what was that?
SAckkey- nothing.
Varn- ... the next question is old, too...
Sackkey? did you and danny actuly go through all of the papers?
Sackkey- *shuffles away* yesssssss......... <.< >.> ...
Varn- ... -.-' well, lets answer what we can of it... sorry madam skelengton girl.
(skelletongirl says-
jack kick oogie's ass and kiss sally.he contorling her
lock blow up the mayors car
shock kiss whoever you like
barrel shot lock and shock with a love arrow
host can i be on the show
All am i insane?)
Jack- *still dead*
Lock- ^^ *puts TNT under the mayors car, lights the fuse, then gets his tail stuck in the door of the car* o.o' ...
- ka-boom! -
Lock- *flys over the top of the building where the show is stadged, heading towards christmas town...*
shock- ... *dosen't kiss anyone*
barrel- ... *shoots lock and shock with a love arrow*
shock & lock- o.o' ...
Lock- *is miles away from shock, but sees an elf first, and hugs it* loves you!
elf- ??? o.o' ... what... the... hell?
shock- *hugs Varn*
Varn- *is way taller than shock* ...? oh no....
Shock- ^^ for a scarecrow... your.... uh... cute... *is still hugging hi legs*
Varn- ... barrel!!!!
Barrel- ... *has no idea what to do* ... *licks his lollypop* :3
Bn- *walks on stage* maybe. *smirks*
all- nope.
all (except BN)- BN is mad, your sane compaired to her. XD
Bn- !! HEY!
all (except BN)- *are grinning*
BN- -.-' ... grackle... ... ^^ anyway, next question is from rizzie!
(Rizzie says-
Ok, dare to ALL of 'cho characters... I DARE ALL OF YA TO CHASE OOGIE WITH BUG SPRAY!!
Dr Finklestein-STOP STEALING VARN'S AWESOMNESS! OR I KILL 'CHU!
Sally-...>.> <.< *puts another bag ove rher, making her love Jack again* I dare ya to reveive Jack and kick the Dr in teh you-know-what!!
Jack when he's revived-DANCE AROUND THE TOWN FOUNTAIN SHOUTING 'IMMA BANANA!' 10 TIMES!
(*passes out from all the air used* XP) )
all (except oogie)- *look at oogie*
oogie- .... ^^' we can talk about thi-
all (except oogie, BN and sally) - *chase oogie with bug spray*
sally- Dx no, stop!
oogie- Dx *runs offstage, leading everyone else (except sally and BN) off*
BN- ... sally?
Sally- *looks at BN* what?
Bn- *punches sally to the floor*
Sally- !?!? ow! D=<
BN- *sprinkles a bag of powder over sallys head* feel the want inside your heart...
the want for love,
for help,
for kindness....
the want for the perfect man... feel it...
feel the deep love in your heart... is it really for the man you found?
oogie is not the man you want, nor need...
Jack is the one,
for your sweet heart!
Sally- @.@ ?????????
BN- a touch of kindness, upon your shoulder,
comes not from oogie!
but from jack... *dusts her hands off* <.< >.> ... *hopes no-one works out she used magic*
Sally- ... *looks puzzled*
Bn- ok, sally, who do yah love?
Sally- jack... T.T OH MY GOSH!!!! I can't belive whats happened!
BN- ... yep, you were a right cow.
Sally- ... T.T I must help jack! ... but how...? *remembers Bn has an NPDN* ... BN? can I have your note pad death note?
Bn- ... o.o' ah crumbs... remind me why I helped you again! *runs with her npdn*
sally- come back here! *follows*
everyone (except BN and sally)- *walk back onstage*
dr f- it's not stealing if the formulars are under my name.
Varn- *tackles dr f again, punching and hitting him*
Sally(offstage)- *loves jack even more now* ... *tackles BN* give me the npdn, BN!
BN(offstage)- nevar!!!!!!!!!!
zero- ... *hears* ... *is a VERY clever dog, and understands, then rushes offstage and helps sally*
BN (offstage)- nu! bad doggy!!!!
sally- *walks on stage with the npdn* varn? how does this work?
Varn- >.> ... it needs BN to use it...
Sally- ...
*walks off stage again*
- there is alot of screaming, and yelling and swearing -
Sally & zero- *walk back on stage* ...
Varn- *goes back to beating up dr f*
Sally- *kicks dr f where it hurts, then giggles*
dr f- Dx two people against one old man in a wheel chair!?!?
Varn- ... correction, one person, and one 412 year old scarecrow against a cheating, stealing coward! *keeps beating dr f up*
- there is a faint singing sound -
zero- *ears prick up, and he barks*
sally- *hears* ...? *a slow smile crosses her face* jack...
Jack- *walks in, slamming the doors of the building off their hindges* [u][i][b]I'M BACK!!!!!![u][i][b] YEHEEEEEEEEEHEEEHEEEE!!!!!!!
oogie- ... o.o' *is still some-how alive*
sally- JACK! *eyes light up, and she runs forwards*
Jack- ... *grins* sally! *runs forwards*
- they're about to hug when a trap door opens up under them -
Jack & Sally- *scream/yell as they fall down the trap door*
Varn- oogie!!!!
oogie- *puts hands up* don't look at me! I didn't do anything!
Varn- ...? then who...?
Sackkey- *pulled the lever* ... <.< >.> ...
Jack- *walks back into the buliding, holding sally, he glares at sackkey*
sackey- ^^'
BN- ok... next question is from skelengton girl!
(skellington girl says-
jack kick oogie's fat ass and marry sally
host can i bring the mayor back to life
mayor wet willy lock
barrel give danny a swirly
All am i insane)
Jack- I plan to! *puts sally down*
oogie- o.o we can talk about this!
Jack- *runs forward, soul-whipping oogie*
oogie- *yelps at each hit, and trys to run away, but jack trips him up*
Jack- *pulls oogies main thread again* ANYONE WHO KILLS A BUG I WILL PAY $10 or £10 TO!
- there is a pause -
Bn- ... per bug?
Jack- yes....
- there is a mad rush as people try to kill as many bugs as they can -
BN- <.< >.> ... *saves the main bug, and runs off, she's still a fan of oogie, sadly*
- when most of the bugs are dead -
Jack- *has hardly any money left* ... *looks at sally* ...
Sally- *looks at jack* ...
Jack- sally...?
Sally- yes jack? *smiles*
Jack- ........ *can't do it, he's too nervos* ... *runs away*
Sally- *her smile fades, and she sighs*
BN- ... better luck next time...?
Sally- *walks away, offstage*
BN- and no, the mayor is NOT comeing back.
barrel- ... whats a swirly?
Bn- anyway, next questions are from
(Zero_and_a_Half says
Oogie- I'm gonna kill you... you-you're the reason Jack is dead (i know he was dead anyways, but whatever)
Jack- I know that you can't hear me where ever you are, but i will always mourn your death...
Everyone except Oogie- KILL OOGIE!!!!!! AVENGE JACK'S DEATH!!!!!!!!!! DX< )
bug (in BN's hands)- *rolls eyes*
Bn- ... <.< >.> ...
Jack- *pops his head back on stage* that's very thoughtful of you. *smiles*
everyone- oogie's dead!
bug-*leers*
BN- ok, next question is fro- ... am I dittoing these...?
skelengton girl;
(skellington girl says-
JACK REVEAE FROM THE DEAD AND KICK OOGIES ASS FOR STEALING YOUR GIRL
VARN USE THE NIGHTMARE FORMALA ON DR DUCK
OOGIE SMITE YOURSELF
BARREL GO OUT WITH ME
SHOCK KICK LOCK IN THE FAMILY JEWELS
ALL AM I INSANE)
Jack- ...
Varn- nightmare formular...? do you mean the fear toxin?
dr f- D=< I am not a duck!!!
Varn- you look like one.
Dr f- !?!? D=<
Varn- *injects dr f with the fear toxin*
Dr f- Dx ARGH!!!! NOOOO!!! JACK! DON'T DO IT!!!!! I'M THE REAL DOCTOR OF SCIENCE AT HT!!!!
Varn- ...? ... -.-#
bug- ... no.
Bn- ... *makes it look like she said it* uhm, no! because he's allready dead! ^^' it's, uhm, not possible... <.< >.> ...
Varn- *is suspicious of BN now* ...
Barrel- ...? ... ^^ *hugs her* ok! *looks adorible*
shock- ... *has snapped out of the love arrow* .. <.< >.> he's not here...
Lock- *walks into the room, covered in cuts and bruises* damn love arrow...
Shock- ... *sharply turns, and kicks lock in that area, HARD!*
Lock- o.o' ............ *falls over* >.< GAYAH!!!!!
Bn- ok, next question-thingy is from kidthatsafanofalotofthings!
(kidthatsafanofalotofthings says-
ok Jack where ever you are now if you ever come back umm..i gotta give the money to the next chapter cuz..I SPENT IT ALL ON CANDY!! i feel ashamed..ok moving on!! Lock AND Shock i DARE YA TO STAY IN ONE ROOM TOGETHER AND NOT FIGHT..and if i hear ONE ARGUMENT I WILL GO OVER THERE AND I WILL oh I WILL OPEN A CLOSET THAT HAS MY MIND IN IT AND LOCK YOU GUY--AND GIRL IN THERE AND IF YOU WANNA BE TRAPPED IN A MAZE AND RUNNING INTO ALOT OF CRAZY THINGS THEN DO NOT FIGHT!!! ...ok thanks for listening to that and umm one quick quiestion to the audience umm..am i the only one out there that likes Oogie more than Jack? cuz umm.. i'm pretty much alone herte ok thats it and I'M SERIOUS LOCK AND SHOCK!!)
Jack- it's all right, I didn't want the money anyway. ^^'
lock and shock- ... *go in a room, a few seconds later... they're fighting, they couldn't hold back*
Bn- theyz doomed... and your not the only one in the audiance! there are others. ^^ any way, onto the next question! I've saved this one till last. (coz I didn't see it till now, oopsies) ^^' it’s from monster cat1.
(monstercat1 -
lock, shock, and barrel
I dare you guys to tie holloween29 and jack together.
jack
I dare you to kiss holloween29 after lock, shock, and barrel are done tieing you guys together.)
Bn- ah.... well, halloween29 isn't on the show anymore-
Halloween29: -crashes through the ceiling- I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Bn- ?????????? ANOTHER PERSON IS BACK???
Halloween29: Ah come on! Ya know ya missed me!
Bn- .... nuuuuu.......... <.< >.> ... ok, maybe I did...
Halloween29: ^-^ -claps- Yayz!
danny- ^^ *waves to haloween29* so, how are you?
Halloween29: Danny! -hugs her- I'm fine! You? -breaks the hug-
Danny- been better. ^^
BN- *coughs* CAN WE GET ON WITH THE QUESTIONS, PLEASE!?!
Halloween29: Oh yeah....ONWORDS!!!!
BN- wait... these are dares....
Halloween29: Even more fun!
Bn- >.> you sure about that....?
Halloween29:....what exactly ARE the dares?
Lock, shock & barrel- *tie up haloween29 and jack*
Halloween29: O.o!?!?
Bn- ...
Jack- ...? huh?
BN- ok, you might enjoy this one... *winks*
Halloween29: ?
Jack- ... *sees his dare* ... *kisses haloween29*
Halloween29: 0.0
Sally- *sees* ... Dx *runs out of the buliding, crying*
Halloween29: -is in her own fantasy world, a dazed happy state-
Jack- ... *stops kissing her*
Halloween29:.........wow....
Jack- ...
Halloween29: -comes back to reality- COME SOMEONE UNTIE ME!?!?
BN- ...? *her phone is rining* I dun even have a phone... *answers it*
BN's mum (on other end of phone)- *yells down the phone at her*
Bn- *winces then hangs up* ok guys! we're gonna have to continue this tommorow!
Halloween29:.....I'M STILL TIED UP!!!
everyone (except jack and haloween29)- *walk off stage, leaving them*
Jack- ... -.-# ...
Halloween29:.....-_- Bunch of *censored*
- it starts to rain on them both, through the hole in the celing haloween29 made -
Halloween29: -.- Just when I thought it couldn't get worse.
camra- *runs out of power and turns off*
