BN- *runs on stage* HI GUYS AND GIRLS- *falls into a cannon* wtf?! o.O why is there a cannon on mah stage?!
CarmineMystery - Oh...No reason. *Shifty look* >> <<
Bn- ok. ^^ can you let me out now? i'm stuck...
CarmineMystery - Wait, Oh! You're stuck? >:3
bn- ....... yeah.... help?
CarmineMystery - ...Ok...*Lights the cannon*
BN- ... why do I smell burning? *fired* AHHHHH!!!! *makes a hole through the roof, and that's the last you see of her...*
CarmineMystery - Oops. I...slipped.
saki- ??? what's the noise?
CarmineMystery - Heh...Go boom. ^^ Oh, it's just BN being fired out a cannon and flying through the roof. :3
saki- ... what?!
CarmineMystery - I mean...Nothing~ :3
varn- who will do the show then? *looks up from reading a book*
saki-
pick me!
CarmineMystery - I dunno. Saki can.
Saki- ^.^
Varn- no... it'll be come a calamity cooking show...
saki- ?! --
CarmineMystery - *Looks at Varn* Dun make me hurt 'chu.
varn- ... *looks at her, and closes the book* actuly, I was about to suggest YOU ran the show, madam. Just for this one episode.
CarmineMystery - Whut?
saki- ! hey!!! no fair!
CarmineMystery - Welcome to the club Varn! You've finally lost it! :3
varn- -- no, no I haven't...
CarmineMystery - Don't worry, you'll get there some day.
varn-
not amusing in the slightest... and you don't want to run the show? fine by me.
CarmineMystery - Hey, I never said I WOULDN'T. I get to put the characters who bugged me in misery!
varn- ..... -- *takes out a needle* don't perswade me.
CarmineMystery - Varnish, so far, you're NOT one of those characters.
varn- !? -- THERE IS NO ISH! *sulks*
CarmineMystery - Heh. :3
Saki- anyway... the questions? :3
CarmineMystery - I dunno what the questions are.
saki- ... uh... hang on... DANNY!!!
CarmineMystery - I was to busy pushing the cannon in here to read the- I mean!
Danny- *walks on stage with the list*
CarmineMystery - *Waves* Hi Danny!
Danny- >.> ...? hi...
CarmineMystery - *Rocks back and forth on her heels*
danny- any way, first questions are from... ... you...
(CarmineMystery wrote: 22 Aug 2010, 03:19 PM
Ok, sorry...It's me again, but, this is important.
W - *Glomps* Please be mah friend again! I didn't mean to upset 'chuuuu!!! Dx
Mw - ...*Nutures him again...With a blunt blade* >:3
Oogie - o.o' Holy sugarmuffins...Why'd I have to be on the show with YOU!?!
BN - Is W even on the show? )
CarmineMystery - ...Heh. ^^' I'm special! I was read out first!
danny- ...?
w- *not on the show*
mw- DX GAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! YOU LITTLE- *glares at her*
oogie- *leers at her* hey babe.
BN- *on mars somewhere...*
mw- *takes out his curved blades, and throws them at Carminemystery* die!
CarmineMystery - Dx *Dives out the way* BN said no hurting guest- Crap...Bn isn't here...WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
mw-
varn- *injects mw*
mw- ~~ *falls asleep*
CarmineMystery - *Hides behind Varn*
Varn- ... it would be ironic if someone raped him...
CarmineMystery - ...:3 Hmn...Do you think DP would?
varn- ?! they're brothers!!!
CarmineMystery - Yeah, and they're both sick and twisted, remember?
varn- DX GAH!!! you have ruined my mind you foul maiden!
CarmineMystery - Anothe rinnocent mind ruined by me! MUAHAHAHA!! *Runs randomly in a circle then stops, looking 'normal'*
Saki- anyway… next question.
(Fiddle-de-de says:
Hi!!!!! I have some comments!!!
BN- BOOOO!!!!! DISLIKE!! *thorws a pie at her*
Jack- hehe bone-man. *kicks him in the ......*
Sally- You can do better.
Oogie- I dislike you too. *shoves into a huge vat of incect killer*
Lock- MOST ADORABLE PERSON EVER!!!! *glomps*
Shock- You die now! *kills her* LOCK ISH MINE!!!
Barrel-*steals his lollypop and mask and throws them into lava* You remind me of Jack. DIEEE!!!! *kills*
Saki- EAT PIE!! *thorws pie at her face followed by about 50 hand gernade*
Danny- *brings out Chuck Norris* Fight! Fight! Fight!
Deni- *steals the ducks* DUCKIES!!!!
Varn- Your second cutest!!! LOVE CHU!!!!!!!! *glomps*
Mw- Your awesome as well. I'd hug you except your a rapest. ....... Screw it *glomps*
everyone- KILL BN!!!!!! *hands them all pitch forks and torches* )
CarmineMystery - ...Ok, thank GOD Mw is asleep.
BN- *now touring jupitar*
jack- DX GAH!
sally- ? huh?
oogie- *dies* DX NOOOOO!
lock-
oh yeaaaah, i'm sexy.
shock- *death-ness*
CarmineMystery - Lock?
lock- no! shock! D= *looks at carminemystery* what?
CarmineMystery - Lock? No. You're not. Barrel's better.
barrel- *in the background, he get killed*
saki- *looks at the pie* ... I've cooked better- *killed*
dany- *LOOKS at chuck noris, and gets killed by his awesomeness*
CarmineMystery - *Slow side-stepping away* Being human in a world of characters who hate me sucks soooo bad...>>
deni- ... T.T *wails*
varn- !! NOOOO!!! CRAZY FANS!!! D= *runs away*
CarmineMystery - All the peoplez who MIGHT'VE helped me are dead! Dx Deni! *Gives her a ducky plush*
mw- *wakes up upon glomp* .. *dissapers with her, and.. uh... 'plays’ with her*
deni- *huggles the toy* ^.^
CarmineMystery - *Looks at the floor where Mw was* Oh no.
deni- thank chu nwice ducky! :3
CarmineMystery - *Looks at Deni* You are sooo cute! :3
Deni- ^.^
varn- ..... *walks back on* ... *coughs* well... hmmm... next questions...
(CarmineMystery says:
Hello peoplez...
Varnish...You iz in biiiiig trouble now!
Robbie - Varnish. I dare 'chu to...Umm...Go on a 5 hour date wiiiiith...DR.DUCKYMAN!!! Dun...dun...dun.
Senya - Varn, I dare you tooo first of all STOP TRYING TO STRANGLE ME!! And second, Kiss BN. (No offense meant to BN).
Sara - Hmn...Varn I dare you to rip yourself apart and burn the peices.
Heh. This is rvenge for being mean on Mah Show! BOOYAH!
Oh yeah, Varn? You have to LEGALLY and OFFICIALLY change your name to 'Varn The Reject-Scarecrow' FOREVER!!!)
CarmineMystery - Um...Uh-oh...^^'
varn- ... ._. ... ... *looks at the paper again* ... are these all mis-prints?
CarmineMystery - Um...That was a Typo. It's supposed to be change your name to 'Varnish the reject-scarecrow'. :3
varn- … -- *takes out his wallet, then realises bn isn't here* o.o'
CarmineMystery - Look on the bright side...You don't have to kiss BN. ^^'
varn- --
CarmineMystery - Um...*Slow side-stepping away from Varn*
varn- *death glare at her* well, lets do this, shall we? 1) dr f is dead...
CarmineMystery - ...Damn.
varn- 2), bn isn't here.
CarmineMystery - Do the name change.
varn- 3)my name isn't able to be chandged, as it's only a nick-name.
CarmineMystery - So, that leaves killing yourself. :3
varn- ... 4...4..4.. ah... well… uhmmmm….
CarmineMystery - MUAHAHAHA!
varn- *clicks his fingers*
CarmineMystery - *Happy dance*
varn- 4) i'm already dead. *pulls off his head*
Varn- *grabs her by the neck, and holds a dripping needle by her neck* do not... tempt me...
CarmineMystery - *Robs his head and plays football with it*
varn- !? give that back!
CarmineMystery - *Runs off with his head, kicking it* I could do this for the whole show~
Varn- *tackles her, and grabs his head, then puts it back on*
CarmineMystery - ...No fair!
Varn- *smirks smugly at her* being 7-foot tall has it's advantages.
CarmineMystery - I'm only 4"10. *Pout*
Varn- anyway... next question...
(SkellingtonGirl says:
Saki: *gives her her OWN extended vacation time* Sorry about what happened!
Jack: *Glomps* I LOVES YOU!!! *Looks down* Uh-Oh, I accidently knocked him out. *Drags him back to her house*
Host: Sorry, but I think I need to keep Jack at my house for a bit! *Gives her 1,000,000 dollars as apology and continues to drag him away*
*Isn't in the audience, so she calls from home*
Oogie: I still don't like you! *Sends her monkey minions to destroy him*
Everyone: *Dare* Have a pie-eating contest, AND a dance contest! (Sorry, feeling random today!) )
CarmineMystery - >>
Varn- ... did she just give you money?
CarmineMystery - Who? Me?
varn- you are the host at the moment...
CarmineMystery -
AWESOME!
varn- ... but seeing as bn is just away... *looks at her sternly*
CarmineMystery - ...Fine. I'll give it her when she comes back. --'
CarmineMystery - You're a real kill joy, you know that?
Varn- *smiles* I do know. *pats her on the head* good girl.
CarmineMystery - ...*Robs his head and throws it in a well*
varn- ?! DX<
CarmineMystery - Dun patronise me.
Varn- *grumbles, and goes to get his head*
Oogie- *dead*
CarmineMystery - Sooo...Is whoever is left alive gonna do the dare? I'm not technically in the show so I dun have to do it. :3
saki's pies- *LOOK at everyone, and growl*
everyone- :S pass!
health and safty guy- NU DANCING! DX<
Varn- *walks in with his head back* next questions are from:
(kittypaw187 says:
ITS MEEE!!!! *takes out flametyhrower* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BN, I'm sorry I accidently killed you in mewpchat, I hope you have been fixed. (I am super duper sorry!)
But I have questions my dear blue blob of amazingness!!!!!
Oogie- I LOVE YOU! *handcuffs him to me* ^-^ YAY! You can't get away, I know where you live. And you know your other daughter Nessie, well yeah, she met Saki. YOU CANT KEEP THE SECRET ANYMORE WOMAN!
Saki- What is inside of you?
Lock- YOUR MOM!
Barrel- I LOVE YOU TOOO! *steas him and runs away, dragging Oogie with me* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shock- Can you please punch Lock in the face?
Danny- Have you ever gotten to use your dad's soul booger?
Jack- Why do you have a booger on your arm?!
Finklestein- Why are you shaped like a duck? I know Deni loves ducks. Why wont she steal you?
BN- *SUPERAWESOMEGLOMPEVENTHOUGHYOUAREAGAS!*
Mayor- YOUR FACE.. IS UGLY. ALL TWO OF THEM!
Sally- *gives love potion* This will make Jack marry you. But you didnt hear this from me...... *backs away with shifty eyes*
ok thats it for now. Iexpect to see a wedding with two lovely people next time!!!!! (But that is only if BN wants to)
k love you buh bye!)
BN- *now on pluto*
oogie- *dead.. yes, you hand cuffed your self to a dead body!*
saki- *hay is all over the floor, bugs, and hay.*
lock- ....?
barrel- *dead*
shock- *dead*
danny- *dead, but yes, yes she has*
jack- *is he dead? I lost count, meh* it's a soul robber...
dr f- *dead*
bn- *getting a sun-tan on pluto*
mayor- *dead, is there a pattern somewhere?*
CarmineMystery - ...Isn't pluto an Ice planet?
BN- *hence why she'll be gone for a-while x3*
CarmineMystery - Ok...>>
Saly- *looks at the potion*
really?!
CarmineMystery - *Robs the potion and smashes* JACK ISH MINE!!
Sally- D= no!
how dare you?!? *tackles her*
CarmineMystery - *Dodges so Sally 'Accidently' falls off a cliff* :3
sally- *dies*
varn- ... *sighs, and rolls his 'eyes* women!
CarmineMystery - Ok. Those who are still alive, raise your hand. I lost count. *Holds up hand*
varn- *raises a hand*
Lock- *raises a hand*
varn- ... ah..
deni- *waves hand in the air*
CarmineMystery - ...Is that it! Dx *Magically revives everyone again* There!
varn- ... well, where did you learn to do that?
CarmineMystery - ...No comment. :3
saki- anyway... next question!!!
(Sally_382 says:
No my sister's a cat! AH!!!! *huggles kitty-sister*
bn-How come your a gas?
Jack- *steals his head and lights it on fire* lol talk about brain pain. *rim shot*
Sally-I think your cool. I don't want you to die.
Oogie- Okay. *looses flames* OOGIE!! *glomps*
Lock- lol I dislike you. *kicks him between the legs*
Shock-Your still epic. Kick Lock in the same place I did when he recovers from my steel-toed spiked-ended boot awesomeness.
Barrel- MINE!!!! *sings kidnap the cutie pie and shoves him a bag, dragging him offstage*
Danny-OMG Your cool! *shakes her hand and flips her* I just wanted to pratice, Yuki. (<Yuki-the person you pratice self defence on.)
Saki-I like your name better this way. What happened while you were kidnapped?
Deni- Your still too adorable to give a mean dare to. *hugs*
Varn-OMFG YOU TURNED MY TWIN INTO A CAT TURN HER BACK!!!! *picks up BarrelOogies-Girl and shoves her at him* FIX IT!!! Or I send my beaver minons at you, Stick-man!!!
Group dare- Did you have fun on vacation last time? Can I see the pictures?
Mw- I dislike you. Now you die.*throws a knife at his face*)
Bn- *is a gas coz ecn upgraded her, thanks for that ecn!*
jack- *now has a flameing skull* hmm, this could be useful for haloween!
thank you!
sally- ^^ thanks... *looks at carminemystery* ALTHOUGH SOMEONE keeps trying to kill me!
oogie- *has been dragged off*
lock- *yells in pain*
mw- I know your pain!
CarmineMystery - :3 ...Mw, you're constantly in pain because NO-ONE likes you.
mw- ... T.T shut up!
CarmineMystery - Never! MUAHAHA!
shock- *kicks lock THERE*
lock- DX
barrel- *gets dragged off* :3
danny- *rolls, and flips her onto the floor* ^^ too slow!
sackey- .......? huh? kidanapped?
varn- excuse her, she has a sort memory. *crazy sign behind her*
Deni- *hugs back* ^.^
varn- ^^ ... ... and no, I sharn't. *takes out beaver-repellant spray.* ^^
CarmineMystery - Varn, no being mean! Change her back!
Varn- sharn't!
CarmineMystery - ...*Shrugs* Ok!
everyone- *shows her the pics, most are of saki wasted on the beach, hugging random people with shocked expressions*
saki- ... I did that?
Varn- *sighs* sadly, yes...
mw- *knife to the face, and dissapers*
CarmineMystery - *Looks where Mw disappeared* ...HURRAY!
varn- ... someone is going to get raped over that... >.> I can tell...
CarmineMystery - Maybe Mw will follow his brother and decide to rape you, popsicle stick.
varn- !! dp has not raped me!
danny- hey guys! look what I found! *shows them a box*
CarmineMystery - No, I meant follow DP into raping males as well as females. *Looks at the box*
varn- ah... yes... I knew that... *shifty eyes, while looking VERY uncomfitable*
CarmineMystery - *Ignores Varn* What's in the box?
danny- *shakes it* i dunno..it keeps ticking...
- boom... the box explodes, and the whole studio is left as blazing remains -
bn- *comes back* ^.^ ... ._. ... DX WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!
- camera goes black -
