BN- *runs in* HI GUYS AND GIRLS!!!!
saki- *hits bn with a frying pan*
Bn- XP ow! wtf saki?!
saki- *shoves a stick of tnt in bn, anddives behind a table*
bn- o.o whoah shiz... *boom... bn splatters the walls*
saki- *pokes head out from behind the table, grinning* I thought your entrances were normaly boring... so I made it better!!!
bn- *groans* thanks saki... *dribbles down the walls, in the form of a liquid*
saki- ^^ you're welcome!!!
bn- someone do the questions for me...
varn- *coughs, and takes out a sheet of paper, putting on glasses*
saki- o.O you wear glasses?
varn- *ignores saki*
bn- and we don't use the peice of paper anymore... coz they're in the audiance!
varn- I thought.. for effect... *glares at them, and screws up the paper* fine, fine. have it your way. *walks out*
saki- ..... << >> ... .. OHHHHHH~ stroppy!
*a frying pan flys onstage, and hits saki in the head* XP *falls over, ko'd*
bn- *moulds back together* OK! first comment!
(SG says:
Varn: Use your hyper formula on everyone. THEN the cat one again! :3 With noone excluded of couse!
Mw: I HAVE A RUBBER CHICKEN!!! FEEEEEAAAAARRR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *Smacks him with it*
BN: Lol! Still doin an awsome job! *Hands her a pie*
Saki: I've got something that'll protect you from Mw! *Hands her a can of Rapist-Be-Gone* Just use that on him! :3
Danny: Let's see what we can do. *Hands several different weapons* Now let's see how you use them!
Jack: *Glomps* I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oogie: *Sets him on fire* >:3
Varn: If Dr Ducky hasn't crated anything since he was 10. Is Sally just older than most people think. OR is Sally your creation?
Everyone: GROUP DARE! GROUP HUG!! Okay...That's not it......I wanna see who can beat Chuck Norris! *Has a little clipboard of wins* Cause Danny was K.O-ed even by him. *Actually Re-reads chapters* BUT you all still have to do the hug.
Okay! That's all I've- *Sees something STAMPEDING over here* EVERYONE RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!! THE SOCK MONKEYS ARE COMMING!!!! *Runs away and sock monkeys come and try to take over the studio*)
Varn- *sulking*
bn- ... gimmie a sec. *runs off stage*
-there is alot of shouting and swearing-
bn- *thrown back onstage, and splats against a wall* XP
saki- ... :S how'd it go?
bn- well... *slides down the wall* very... well... he says he's gonna quit the show... sulky peice of wood...
saki- o.o quit? we can do that?!
bn- wait what?! no! XP I'm getting danny to talk to him!
saki- 8S woah shiz...
Varn- *thrown on stage, groaning*
bn- :3
saki- D:
varn- ... *gets up* ... *injects everyone with the cat toxin, except him self*
saki- ._. rew?
varn- *injects them all with hyper toxin* and now we have alot of hyper kittens...
everyone (except varn)- *are running around like loons* 8D
varn- *injects them with the antidotes*
bn- ... D: AWWWWWWW~
mw- *erased from existance*
bn- ah, well... quite a story with mw... ^^' he annoyed an arch angel of time (I think...) and got erased from existance... ... also, sarah is a girl called alice now, and works in a shop... ._.,
varn- ... a lesson, children, don't rape people.
bn- or annoy a time dragon! :3
saki- ^^ I don't need it anymore. but thanks.
danny-
SWEET!! *takes over the other holidays with them, and becomes the 6 holidays queen* ... just gotta wait for my dad to rtire now... <<
Jack- WOAH! *glomped*
oogie- D8 AHHHH~ *runs around on fire*
saki- D: *uses a fire extinguisher on him* ^^
oogie- *bugs get frozen, and he dies*
saki- :S oops.
Varn- ..... *snaps* well fine, fine! perhaps he did make a few other things... but most of the formulas are mine!
everyone- *hugs* ^.^
bn- ... wait, that's not the dare?!?! D8
everyone- o.O
bn- we gotta try to beat up... D8 chuck norris!!!
everyone- D8 *le gasp*
danny- I can take him this time! *looks at chuck norris... and falls over, defeted by a single glance.*
everyone (except danny and deni)- *LOOK at chuck norris, and fall over, ko'd*
deni- ... :3 *waves* HWELLO!
chuck norris- o.O !? *shocked someone is able to look at him, waves, and walks off home*
deni- ............. *looks puzzled*
everyone- *wake up*
bn- ? << >> where'd chuck go?
deni- I dwunnoz. :3
bn- kay... ... NEXT QUESTION! 8D
(JackxSallyfan says:
Sup!
More dares.
*puts jack and sally in room together then glues doors shut*
Ls&B~*showers with candy*
Oogie~*Sets on fire*
Bn~*Slap oogie pweeze!
Group dare!~Play 7 minutes in heaven! )
jack & sally- !?!? ... *talk to each other... and a few minits later, you can hear kissing noises*
L,S&B- 8D *dive on the candy, pause, then L and S fight over who get the candy, while barrell sits there and eats it while they're distraced*
barrel- ^.^
saki- *finishes sewing oogie back together and replaceing his bugs* ^^
oogie- thanks sa- *set on fire* o.O !?!? D8 *yells, and runs around*
saki- ?! o.O !? ...
*annoyed all her hard work just got set on fire*
bn- I'LL SAVE YOU OOGIE!!!!!!!
oogie- o.o'
bn- *dives on oogie, turning into a blanket, smothering the flames*
oogie- ... hey, what do you know, she actuly did.
bn- *turns back into a blue blob* ^.^ ... << ... *slaps oogie*
oogie- o.< ??? wtf bn?
bn- :3 that was fun! so, the dare?
oogie- say what?
bn- *slaps oogie again* ^.^
oogie-
bn- 7 minits in heaven... we've done this game before... sooo~ let's get other members of the show do to it. :3 *turns into a hat full of names of people on the show*
varn- *picks out a name* lock.
Lock- >:3
varn- *pulls out a name* and saki...
saki- o.O say what?
Lock- ^^ so-
Saki- *punches lock in the face*
Lock- XP *staggers back* ... ._. ... *spits out his teeth* D8
shock- XD
BN- D8 SAKI!!! you gotta do the dare!!!
saki- stuff you!!! GAMBLER FOR EVER!!!
bn- ........ ._. you gotta learn to move on... really, it's been months...
saki- T~T *dice flare blue* I'LL NEVER MOVE ON!!! YOU HEAR ME?! NEVER!!! GAMBLER IS MY ONE AND ONLY LOVE!!!
Bn- he's dead.
saki- HE'S A DEMON!!! IT DUN MATTER!!! *slaps bn*
bn- XP
saki- *dice flare pink* demon of the dice... king of the cards... gambler of my heart~ i'll never move on from him! *runs off stage*
bn- .................... that was eventful...
( Sally_382 says:
bn- *hands her another bomb covered in glue* ITS NON-LOOSABLE!! 8D
Jack- *takes a picture of him dancing to Miley Cycrus and posts it on a newspaper*
Sally- *hands her a gun* have fun.
Oogie- NUUU!!! Stop dancing so bad god-damn it! ><
Lock- you did. INfinity. :3
Shock- I think your AWESOME!
Barrel- *drags him away* LA LALA LALALA KIDNAP THE CUTIE PIE *continues singing in a loud obnoxious voice*
Deni- ya... Older siblings can be cool. *huggles Deni* your so fudging adorable!
Lo'ral- *hands her an inflatable dinosaur* lol IDK..... Have fun?
Danny- *hands her Varn's bomb which is magicly there even though it exploded* have fun and kill many. $100 dollers for every person you murder in an hour. GO!
Saki- lol IDk how it happened. *bites the pie and promply is bitten back* RAWR!!!! *dogfights with the pie randomly*
mw- then rape Danny. If your so confident you can handle anything. And I wouldn't be so worried about Danny more as her daddy...... *wink and video tapes*
Freddy- lol ow. *slashes him back* This is fun! XD
Varn- skills. *hands him a prize* it's... DADADADA!!!! a book on cats! Do you like it? *adorable Deni eyes that can make someone's head explode from the cuteness*
And either way, THANK CHU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISH! it was right on my acual birthday! a new chapter is the best present EVER! )
bn- D8 *detatches her arm, and throws it out the window*
-boom-
bn- ^.^ *arm moulds back onto her, and she turns back into a blue blob*
jack- ?
sally- ......... I-I don't know how to use one...
dr f- stupid child.
sally- ... *twirls the gun casualy, aims it at dr f's head*
dr f- o.o ... X3 she doesn't know how to use it, she just said-
-BANG-
dr f- *chair falls over backwards*
sally- *re-loads the gun*
danny- .......... WOAH! my mum is epic!!!
sally- ^^'
oogie- D8
lock- ... *forgot what the argument was about* ...... DID NOT! >>
shock- ^^ thanks.
barrel- o.O
deni- ^-^ thwank chuz!
Lo'ral- .... >> uhhhh... thanks? ... ... *shoves it out of the window when no-one is looking*
danny- ok. *walks to christmas town*
-BOOM, the ground shakes-
everyone (but bn)- *fall over*
bn- ^.^ i'm so glad I can float!
-everyone gets up while danny enters, dusting off her hands-
danny- I killed off a whole town... >> ..... also, don't expect to get any gifts from santa this year...
jack & varn- ?! D8 DANNY!!! *run off to go help sandy claws*
saki- o.o'
danny- mw's dead.. but I would have ripped his-
bn- DANNY!!
danny- -off... << ... what?
bn- ... >> ... no saying that word...
danny- ... what, di-?
bn- YES THAT WORD!
freddy- *ducks swipe, jumps into the air, ad slams an elbow onto her shoulder*
Varn- *handed it while running to christmas town, and stops, smileing* ... it's wonderful! *hugs it, not takeing notice of her deni-eyes*
Bn- and you're welcome! we're happy to do it for anyone's birthday! ... and i'm SURE there are better presents. XP ... next comment!
(JackxSallyfan asks:
can i go on stage via PM )
bn- sure, please PM me. and i'll arrange you to come on the show. ^^ next comment!
(skellington girl says:
I'm the antmomous person
Lock kickes him there 100,000,000 times)I really hate you
Varn(takes him to a hypnoist) don't worry he won't walk away from you like the lawyer.
Danny(takes out a atom nuclaer bomb launcer with a bazooka,rocket launcer,flamethrower, and dragon tape togather)YOU STILL DON'T SCARE ME,WITCH
Jack are you and varn brothers?you two are like twin presonallity wise.
Sally kill mw with a giant scuid
BN:Sweeny todd rockes
oogie BE AFRIDE, BE VERY AFRIDE OR ELSE YOUR MOM'S HEAD WILL BE ON YOUR BED
Shock (hand her a new spell book)Have fun
saki I make you this(gives her creme brulea) )
bn- ... oh ha, ha... you scared me. XP
Lock-*whines* I noticed... *falls over, curled up*
freddy- >> can't you take pain?
bn- ... *nods to danny*
danny- *kicks freddy THERE*
freddy- *flys up into the air, and bashes his skull on the celing... then lands on the floor* .... *pathetic little mew and curles up*
bn- :3 can't you take the pain?
freddy- *growls*
varn- ??? a hy-hy-hy....... *runs away*
bn- XP he likes his brain un-tampered...
danny- ... >> ... *takes out a modified dalekgun... it has a flame-thrower mode allong with the normal electricty one... it also fires bombs that turn things into ash and... get this, it can make... ICE CREAM!*
Jack & varn- *come back from christmas town* ... what ever do you mean? we are completly diffrent. ... ... ... *look at each other, they said that at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME*
bn- ... no, they're not brothers.
varn- presicely, and i'm far older than jack is. I was born in the stuart era.
sally- he's allready dead.
bn- ... I've never seen the movie.
everyone- *gasps*
bn- XP not allowed...
varn- but... you're allowed a nightmare on elm street...
bn- ah, well, I was sneaky then. XP I watched the first with-out permission... ... ^^'
oogie-
I don't have a mum.
shock-
thanks!
saki- ... D: I can make my own!!! ........ *keeps it though, and eats it later on*
bn- ok! next comment is from my good friend stitches. ^.^
(stitches says:
Everyone- Lets do the time warp again! )
everyone- ...
varn- ... I can't dance... my claws get stuck in the floor... << >> ... *just doesn't want to*
saki- << >> I trip over my sackking...
oogie- ditto!
bn- ... << >> I have two left feet...
saki- you don't have feet!
bn- ....... EXACTLY! << >> ... ^^'
l,s&b- ... << >> we're too busy fighting... ... *start fighting*
bn- NEXT COMMENT!
(zero bought a leash! says:
HAHA!!! I AM BACK!!! btw too much sugar and Percy Jackson. >>
Jack: how are you?
Sally: now, BURN DR. DUCKY!!! with a hot dog! >:3
Danny: wanna help me ki-i mean, torture Oogie? *looks around with shifty eyes* then kill him.
Oogie: YOU DID NOT HEAR THAT!!! *knocks him out*
ok. gotta run! *throws Danny Riptide, a pen that turns into a sword when you uncap it, and runs away from a cat chasing me with a bazuka* DX )
jack- i'm fine. ^^
sally- burn him? ok! *shoves dr f in a pool of lava*
dr f- D8 *killed*
bn- ... >> ... with a hot dog, sally...
sally- I didn't hear that bit. *innocent face*
bn- RIGGGHTTTT~
danny-
sure!
saki- *glares at danny*
danny- ... I mean no.
oogie- D8 ki- *ko'd* XP
danny- .... cool. *pockets it*
Bn- ok! and now we finish on a comment from another friend of mine!
(CarmineMystery says:
WELL HELLOOOOO DEEEER~
Varn: Can you make yourself blow up? *Hides a bomb behind him, just incase he refuses*
Danny: Beat the hell outta the ONE person you hate the most.
Group dare: Do what Danny did, but to the person YOUa hate the most. *Whisper* £20 to those who kill Mw. *Hands the money to those who kill Mw*
Mw: DIEEEE! *Stabs in the stomach*
Mayor: Do you love...BENJY!?!
Benjy: Do you love...BN!?!
BN: Ooooh, Love triangle. :3
BYE! )
varn- ?! no, I shall not-
-boom-
varn- *yells in shock as he's blown up*
bn- D8
-funeral music-
saki- ... << ... bn, his brain jar is fine.
-music stops-
bn- oh thank god! ... where is it?
dr f- *is still alive after the lava incident... and is holding the jar*
-jaws music plays-
bn- D8
danny- *takes it from dr f, and kicks him back in the lava*
dr f- D8 *dies*
-music stops... pause... then-
bn- YAY~
danny- *throws bn the brain jar*
bn- D8
-slow motion-
bn- NOOOOOOOOOO~ *dives for the jar, and grabs it*
-speed goes back to normal-
bn- ^.^
danny- ok... << >>
everyone- D8
bn- *fixes varn* ^.^
varn- *stands up* ...
danny- *tackles oogie*
saki- D:
oogie- *yelps, and falls over*
danny- *beats the hell outta himmmm~*
-huge fight-
freddy & jason- *look at each other* ... *glare*
bn- *stops hitting saki* D8 STOP!!!
-everyone stops-
freddy & jason- *still glareing at each other*
bn- ... :S danny....?
danny- yeah?
bn- seperate them plz...
danny- .. can't be bothered. *walks out*
jason and freddy- *lundge at each other and fight epicaly*
bn- D8 ABANDON BUILDING!!!
everyone (but freddy & jason)- *leg it out of the building*
bn- << >> everyone ok?
everyone(but freddy, bn and jason)- *nod*
bn- ok, let's continue with the questions...
mayor- ?! no! D:
benjy- !? no. <<
bn- not really. XP and I hate the mayor.
maroy- ! T.T *runs off crying*
BN- >> ... aw naw... sorry?!
-the building falls down behind them-
freddy & jason- *crawl out of the rubble, look at each other* ...
freddy- *flips jason off*
jason- !? D:< *swipes at freddy with his sword*
freddy- *ducks, then lundges at jason*
jason & freddy- *go back to fighting*
bn- ... >> ... i'm SOOOO sending them the bill for fixing the building... anyway! that's all for this episode guys!!! tune in next time to see who wins out of freddy, or jason! ^.^
