BN- *runs on stage* HI GUYS!!! wow! a 22nd episode! when I started off this thing, I thought i'd reach 10 with pure luck on my side... but with your comments, i've manadged to reach 22! hows that?!
... also, if I end up running out of chapter space, i'm thinking of doing a sequal seeing as this is so popular and I love being host here... anyway, thats enough about that! ^.^ onto the first ques-
varn- ... *coughs*
bn- ... << what?
varn- >> deni.
bn- oh yeah! deni's fine, lo'ral beat up freddy who now has a black eye, an varn healed deni. so it's all fine.
freddy- *rubbing his left eye, grimacing... covered in bruses, burn marks, cuts and bullet wounds*
Lo'ral- *has a few claw marks, but ok other wise*
deni- ^.^ *waves cutely, as if nothing ahppened* HWELLOZ VWIERS!!! Lwets stwarz with dah fwirst quwestionz!
bn- that's my line den-den! D8
(says:
Lol, Awesome!
BN - PIE!!
Saki - You're awesome~
Varn - I dare you to inject yourself with fear toxin. Muahaha.
Mw - I dare you to jump off a cliff...For pure amuzement.
Deni - *Hands Deni a box full of grenades*
Lo'ral - GRENADES ARE DIFFERENT THEN GUNS!!!
Danny - Could you beat up Lo'ral?? o.O
Mayor - *Ties him up and throws him off the cliff after Mw*
Jack - Squee~ *Glomps*
THE END! )
bn- o.O ?
saki- ^^ thanks!
varn- o.o no. << I refuse to do the dare, i-
deni- *grabs varn's needle, climbs up him, and injects him with fear toxin on the tip of his head* :3 ta dah!
varn- !!! AH! *injected* o_o ... ANGEL!! NO~ *dives out of a window*
deni- *jumps off varn just as he jumps* :S oopsies.
mw- ... *shrugs* fine. *dissapers*
bn- !!! LOCK! GET FOOTAGE!!!
Lock- on it! *runs off with the camra*
- adverts! -
guy 1- ^.^ do you like freddy's hat?
Girl- *nods*
freddy- ...? >>
guy 1- have you tried every single way of getting it?
girl- yes! *covered in claw marks and bearly alive*
guy 1- then do we have the solution for you!!!
girl- 8D
freddy-
guy 1- simply throw our buddy at him, and he'll be instantly distracted! allowing you to nip in and pinch his hat!!!
guy 2- I never agreed to this!!! D8
girl- *throws guy 2 at freddy*
guy 2- AHHH~
freddy- O.O *knocked over* DX< GAH! *cusses*
guy 2- D8
girl- *takes freddy's hat and puts it on* ^.^ SQEEE~
freddy- ... *stabs guy 2*
guy 2- D8 x.x
girl- *runs*
freddy- *appers infront of her, and impales her*
girl- x.x
freddy- *puts hat back on, puts his hands in his pokets, and walks away*
guy 1- 8D it really works!!!
- advert ends-
mw- *stands on a cliff* >>
lock- *filming* ^^
mw- *dives off the cliff, and into a lake*
Lock- ...
mw- *re-surfaces, fine* ;3 didn't say what into.
Lock- ... *was hopeing for good footage*
mw- *dissapers*
Lock-
*walks back to the stage*
-advert-
guy 1- just lost your best friend? no-one to do adverts with? steal some-one else's best friend! 8D it really works!!!
guy 3- ... >> can I go home yet?
guy 1- D: neva~
-advert ends-
deni- 8D
Lo'ral- ... seeing as your comment was before the one where I banned all weapons, i'll let you off. *throws the grenades away*
-the grenades fly into guy 1's channel-
guy 1- ? o.O
-boom-
bn- ... << ..... there go my adverts...
danny- pfft, easily!
Lo'ral- ... >> excuse me? i'm the demon of the dice, queen of the cards, and you think you can beat me?
danny- << yep.
bn- :S please dun fight...
Lo'ral- bring it.
danny- *lundges at lo'ral*
Lo'ral- *jumps into the air and kicks danny's skull off*
danny-*grabs her skull, puts it on, grabs lo'ral's foot, and slams her against the walls/floor repitidly*
Lo'ral- AHHHH~ *sets her self on fire, trying to burn danny* DX
danny- *lets go with her fleshy hand, but keeps throwing lo'ral around with her skellengton hand*
Lo'ral- *gets ko'd*
danny- *stops, and dusts hands off* I win.
bn- o.o no way...
everyone(except danny and lo'ral)- *in deep shock*
mayor- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
-splash-
everyone (except the mayor)- *don't realise that's happened*
jack- *falls over* ?!
bn- well, that one question took the equivilent of 3 pages on a word document... this... is going to be a very long chapter... ._. ...
yay~ so, next comment! ^.^
(happy hannah says:
bn-post this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack-y do u only hav 4 fingers?????
mayor-DIIIEEEE U R GAY AND EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!
deni-u rs adowabuw!!!!!!
danny-u rock!!!! plese kill the mayor hes weard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oogie-die!!*throws into hole bures and pumps in a mix of toxic gas and super bug spray!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lsb-tell me secrets about oogie )
bn- I allways post the comments! XP
jack- I... don't... know... *looks at his hands* ...
mayor- *drowning, unnoticed... and dies*
deni- ^.^ Thankz chuzzzzz~ chuz amazingz~ ... chuz alls amazingz!!!
danny- ok. << >> ...? where is he?
bn- ... *shrugs*
danny- meh. i'll kill him when I next see him.
oogie- D8 *killed, screaming like a little girl*
lock- he names all of his bugs!
shock- he's married to over 6 people! and all to get them to do what he wants with them!
barrell- he wants lots of kids so he can have an army to beat jack. :3
bn- ... wait, what was that last one barrell? o.O ... oh shiz, I helped him! D8
l,s&b- *giggle*
bn- T.T why did no-one tell me?!
varn- we did, but you ignored us. >>
bn- ... shuddap... NEXT QUESTIONS!
(Nightmare ish awesome says:
Yo!
Sally~*gives black cat*
Jack~*Spams his inbox with Fanletters*
Dr F.~Quack
Deni~Kill justin beiber for me please
Bn~Help deni with that
Mw~*gives stick with frills glued on*
o!*Turns into magical monkey*Bye! )
sally-
*hugs it* ^^ awww~ so cute~
cat- ... << *looks at her oddly*
sally- lookie at youuuu~ awwww~
cat- ... << back off.
sally- ?!
cat- *jumps out of ally's arms, and slinks off to a corner, and cleans it's self*
jack- D8
danny- ... let me help dad. *cleans it all in a second, and changes it so fan-letters get sent to the spam box, and deleted*
jack- ^^ thanks danny. *hugs her*
danny- heh.
bn- D8 PERVERT!!!! hitting on your own daughter!!!
jack- ?!? *lets go of danny* it's a fatherly hug!!!
dr f- ...? ... ! D:< i'm not a duck!!!
varn- quwack.
Dr f- D:<
varn- quwack, quwack, quwack~
dr f- I'M NOT A DUCK!!!
varn- *throws a peice of bread at dr f*
dr f- !!!! D:< *rage-face, and wheels over varn's foot*
varn- AHHHH~!!!! *hops around holding his foot*
dr f- *grabs varn's other foot, and tugs it*
varn- o.o *falls over, and hits his head on the floor* XP
dr f- hah!
varn- D:< *leaps up, and knocks dr f's chair over, then proceeds to slap him in a really girly way*
dr f- AHHH~ D:< *slaps back*
deni- :3 oks! *pads off*
bn- ...I think deni'll be just fine...
mw- ... >> ... ... ... *throws it away*
saki- ..... next comment! ^^
BN- D: will you all just stop takeing my line?!
(stitches says:
Hey, Freddy! *suddenly deep, distorted voice* FEAR THE PMS )
freddy- *raises an eyebrow*
BN- << you suck freddy! *takes out a gun, and aims it at him*
freddy- ?!!??!
BN- *glomps him* ^^ loves you~
freddy- o.O' ??? wtf?!
bn- ... *lets go* I dun love you anymore!!! it's ova~
freddy- ._.,
bn- next comment!
(Sally_382 says:
bn- I meant puts a collor on Violet. *snaps and doggie disapears* HERE! *hands her a bomb* :3
Jack- *kidnaps to sell him to fan girls*
Sally- *le gasp* NO SALLY! bad ducky! *makes him spirt her out*
Oogie- *is upset* I couldn't go to dance! *mutters* stupid asthma....... *takes him to another dance* Anyone kicks him out I WILL NOM YOUR FACE!
Lock- ya you did have fun. You just don't wanna admit it.
Barrel- *huggles*
Deni- uh.. Sorry! and anywho,... OLDER SISTES ARE ANNOYING!!!! mine calls me squirtzelda.....
Lo'ral- OMG IM SOO SORRY!!! I always seem to do that..... *gives HER a gift card as a sorry*
Danny- and your STILL Awesomeer than Ameth- *re-reads her pervious question* AW FUDGE I ACIDENTL SPOILDED MY STORY! FUUUU- -_- your still epic.
Saki- GAH HELP MEH!! *sammich has eaten both her arms, both legs and her torso*
mw- AHH DANGIT!!! NUUUUU!!!!!!!!! only Freddy can rapes meh!
Freddy- *steals his claw glove thingy* OMG EPCI! *hugs Freddy and accidently cuts Freddy's arm off* oops.
Varn- here. *hands him some sciance stuff* make a bomb and you have ten seconds to do it or else......
And now I must bid farwell for it is my birthday on the 10th of November.. AUREVIOIR! )
bn- ...? ... D8 AHHH~ *throws the bomb out of the window*
-boom-
jack- AHHH~ D:
danny- ... >> ... *cracks knuckles*
fan girls- D8 *hand jack back*
danny- that's better. >>
jack- ...
sally- *was spat out earlier, danny taught ducky a lesson*
ducky- T.T *huge bruises*
oogie- *kicked out for bad danceing*
lock- didn't.
barrel- ^^ *hugs back*
deni- D8 *le gasp* NUUUUUUU~ lowreal ish amazwingz!!!
Lo'ral- meh, it's fine. ... *grins as she's given the gift card* >> thanks.
Danny- thanks. ;3
saki- :S how did that happen!?
varn- *helps her get her limbs back*
mw- ;3 i'll rape who I want to rape.
freddy- D= AH~ my arrrmmm~ ... *smirks, and it re-grows... he takes his glove back, and slashes her face*
Varn- ... *smirks darkly* easy. *mixes two ingrediants together, slips in another ingrediant of his own* there, under 5 seconds. if anyone were to shak it, it would explode in their face.
bn- ... << yeah, right.
varn- ?! >> it's true madam!
bn- *holds her hand out* let me see.
varn- ... if you wish. *hands it to her*
Bn- *looks at everyone* heh, it's never gonna work. *shakes it*
-boom-
bn- AHHHHHHH~ *blown out of the building by the force*
everyone (except varn)- O_O *covered in soot*
varn- *is also covered in soot* ... *brushes it off casualy* I did warn her. ... oh, and happy early/late birthday, madam.
everyone- happy birthday... ._.
varn- next comment.
(happyhannah says:
im back!!!!!!!!!!
varnish the regect scarecrow-teehee cans yous makes oogie DIE!?!? )
varn- It's just varn!
there is no ish or reject. but yes, yes I can.
oogie- *is alive again* >> don't you dare scarecrow.
varn- *throws a jar of green gass at oogie's feet*
oogie- D8 AHHH~ *his bugs dissolve as they breath in the gas* AHHHHHHHHH~ MY BUGS!!! MY BUGS!!! *dies*
varn- *dusts hands off, and smirks*
bn- *floats back in, black with soot still, her eyes which are made mainly out of glass, are chipped and a bit cracked* .. next comment.
saki- *sniggers at bn*
(JackxSallyfan says:
Jack~*Glomps*
Sally~*Glomps*
Mw~*Takes out time bomb and shoves down throat*
Deni~*gives a free pie*
Varn~*Snickers and puts justin beiber wig on him ,letting fangirls attack.*
Freddy~GIVE MEH A SAMICH
Barrel~*Glomps and drags away* )
jack- AH! *falls over*
sally- !?!? *falls over*
mw- O.O
everyone- D:
mw- *breaks his own neck, and dissapers, waiting in the moon light world till it's ok for him to come out again*
deni- 8D *nibbles it* ^.^
saki- << ... why do you eat my pies deni?
deni- ... 8S uhmmmyyyy~ ... ! I dun wanna spoil dems...?
saki- ^.^ awww~ that's sweet!
deni- ... phew, gotta awayz with dat one...
varn- ? *takes it off*
*takes out a needle*
fan girls- D8 ... wait! it's varn! 8D yay~ *glomp varn*
varn- ?! D8 noooo~ *glomped off stage*
Bn- ... lol...
freddy- ... >> screw you bi-
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!
freddy-
...?
*sudden idea* I mean, sure~ *hands her one of saki's sandwitches*
barrel- ?! *dragged away* D8
bn- next comment.
(BananaPhone says:
bn- okayz. *has moved on from Varn obsession*
Jack- dangit! uh.... WAIT! I still got the negatives! *auctions them off to the highest bidder* and nu Danny cannot buy the negatives!
sally- oh Im so sorry. hehe..... *glomps Jack* HAI!
Oogie- whats with you a loose threadS? I'd fire whoever sews you together.
Shock- YAY! *hands her candy* someone insulted my friend I punched them in the stupid face. LETS GO!! *drags her out to a spa day*
Saki- aww... everyone LOVES the food! *snaps* -_- no one died.....
Deni- will Lo'ral let you do ANYTHING fun?!
Danny- thank you. And *ahem* we never spoke...... But thank you! She gave me a black eye.
Varn- *gives him fruit basket* I sorry I harrased youz. *gives him his toxins back* the voice in my head told me to stop.
Mw- I am now obsessed with you. so 3....2....1.... MW!! *glomps* )
Jack- D8
saki- *buys jack, and gives him to danny* :3 present for you!
danny- ^^ thanks saki! *holds jack in a fire man's hold*
jack- ._. ....
danny- *punches her when she tries to glomp jack* <<
bn- D: DANNY!!!! don't hit the viewers!!!
dany- << ...
bn- ........
danny- <<# ....
bn- ... ^^' do what you like...
oogie- ... << >> i'll do that... *sews himself*
shock-
yay~ *runs with her*
saki- ^^
varn- no-one died only because I saved them... I mean, of
course no-one died~ no-one could die of saki's delightful cooking...
saki- *glares at varn darkly*
deni- ^.^ YWESH! shwe takes meh tah feed dah duckiez!!!
danny- any time.
varn- ...? ... ... *smiles* thank you very much madam. ^^
mw- *laughs, and falls over* hey babe.
Bn- next comment.
(Fiddle-De-De says:
bn- had fun in space?
jack- *stold his suit and sold it to some random fan girl in Sweden*
sally- *looks out window* are you dead?
oogie- the point was..... uh... IDK I was bored. XD *pokes and runs laughing*
lock- *poke* I poke chu! *pokes a billion times until he a)dies or b)kills her*
shock- BOOYA!!!! *enrolls in Hogwarts* THank you!!!
barrel- dang.... *kicks between the legs* You guys need to start wearing cups to the interview. I would save a lot of pain.
waffel-lover-varn- How ish you?
saki- *puts her in Hell's Kitchen* :3 Chef Ramsley's gonna explode.......
Danny- thank you! he was very scary...... *is having flashbacks and faints on her* @_@
Deni- HOW DARE FREDDY STABS YOU!!!!!! *growls* NO ONE HURTS MY FAVES!
Freddy- Have fun SUCKER!! *brings out Jason Voorhees* Prepair to get yer butt kicked like in the end of Freddy Vs Jason! I DUNT CARE IF YOU WINKED JASON KILLED YOU!
mw- for once.... I hadn't a comment for you.... huh... odd. OH WAIT! *huggles* there. I love chu! *ties him up and drags him home* )
bn- yep. ^^
jack- D8
danny- *gives her dad a brand new suit, that looks exactly the same as the old one*
jack-
what would I do without you?
danny- get mobbed by millions of fans and die.
jack- ... ._. yes, I suppose so...
saly- no. ^^
oogie- >> ... riiiigggghhhhttt.... is it me, or are gals getting more, and more weird?
varn- they're definatly getting weirder...
lock- DX quit it!!!
... D:< *smacks her in the face with his plunger*
bn- D: you hit a veiwer!!! D:< *kills lock*
Lock- D: *killed* x.x
bn- ... oh shiz! D8 I killed my camra man!!!
shock- *at a spa~*
barrel- o_o *curls up, and whimpers*
deni- D8 dats nwat nwice!!! *points to her* BAD DUCKIEH!
varn- 8D WAFFLEZ!!!
bn- danny stole your toxins!!!
varn- D:< Rawr~ *realises it was danny* ... ._., really?
danny- yep. >> mine now.
Varn- D8 ... T.T *knows he can't get them back*
danny- ... I joke. *hands them back* but you need to sort out your problem with the 'w' word...
varn- ... indeed I do... and i'm fine, madam...
saki- nah, it'll be fine. ^^
ramsey- >> ok, kitchen is in great shape. *takes a small sip of saki's stew* ... x.x *instantly killed*
BN- D8 SAKI!!! YOU KILLED A CELEBRITY CHEIF!!!
saki- ...? no... he's just sleeping... ... ... :S right?!
varn- *picks up ramsey, and runs to the nearest hospital with him*
danny- ? *catches her* >> ...
deni- ^.^ lowreal bweat himz up cwoz of itz!
freddy- *grumbles.*
Jason- >>
freddy- Jason didn't beat me! Lori cheated.
Jason- *walks towards freddy, holding his machette*
freddy- *walks towards jason* let's settle this...
bn- D= NOT ON MY STAGE!!!
jason- *swings at freddy*
freddy- *ducks*
Bn- *hit int he face with the machette* XP
freddy- *stabs jason in the stomach*
jason- >> ... *dun really notice... and kicks freddy into a wall*
freddy- gah~ *slides down it, jumps up, and smirks at jason* ... *beckons him*
bn- *stands between them* no huge fights on my stage!!!
freddy & jason- *exchange a look* ...
bn- humph, I refuse to let you two fight on my stage.
freddy- *stabs bn*
bn- DX ow!!!
jason- *cuts bn in two*
bn- XP *metls into a puddle on the stage*
freddy- *kicks jason THERE*
jason- ...
freddy- AHHHH~ *hops around, holding his foot*
jason- *gives freddy a look, as if saying; 'after you allready tried that? really?'*
freddy-
little bi-
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!
jason- *swings machette at freddy*
freddy- *ducks*
danny- *grabs the machette before it slams into her skull* ...
freddy & jason- ... *look at danny* ...
danny- *tugs blade from jason's grip, twirls it, then stabs both jason and freddy... skewering them together*
freddy- DX GAHHHH~
jason- ?!
danny- *adds more pressure, to force the blade into the wall* << fight again, and i'll finish you both off...
freddy- ... --# little bi-
bn- NU SWEARINGS!
danny- ... *twists the blade* get it?
jason and freddy- DX *nod*
danny- *pulls the blade out* ... now both of you get to your trailers... jason, you're part of the team now... << now get! *throws jason his sword*
jason & freddy- ....... *run back to their trailers*
bn- ... :3 lol... next comment!
(stitches says:
Hey, Fiddle? WRONG-O! Jason didnt kill Freddy, LORI did! )
bn- ... and danny could take both of them on in a fight! ... ... .. unless it was in a darem and they were really trying and working together...
danny- and even then they'd find it hard.
bn- well, that's the end of the show folks!!! see you sall next time! ^.^ ... ... also, if anyone is intrested, this episode took up 12 pages on a word document. :3
