bn- *strides in* ah yes, nothing could go wrong today, absolutly- DANNY!!! WHAT'RE YER DOIN'!?
danny- *juggerling land mines*
bn- D8 stop!
danny- ok. *drops the to the floor*
bn- *screams, dives under a table*
-nothing happens-
danny- *laughs* nice props saki, you fooled bn.
bn- ... props? ... -- *walks over to the land mines, picks one up* so these are fake?
danny- yep. >x3
bn- *throws it against a wall* what a dirty little tri-
-BOOM, giant hole in the wall-
bn & danny- .
_______. *back away from the other land mine*
saki- *walks over to them* anyone seen my landmine props? :S you have to be really careful with them, because they're just like landmines! ^-^
bn- ._. like they explode?
saki-
how did you know?!
bn- ... *points to the hole in the wall*
saki- ? >> ... oh...
danny- ... I was juggerling real landmines... real.. landmines... ...
SWWEEEEEETTTTTTT~!!!!!
bn- ... *sets up some cones and safty tape around the last landmine* okie folks. *walks back onto the stage* we have alot of questions here, so, uhm... it's gonna be a long show.
audiance- YAY~
cast members- *groan*
bn- right then, let's get on with the first question!
(kittypaw187 says:
HEY GUESS WHUT. I'm commenting. Oh yay. I'm sure everyone is exuberant.
ANYWAY.
Oogie- Uh, you ar mean. Nessie twas right so shut yo dirty wh-)
Bn- NU SWEARINGZ! D8< ... ^-^ back to the questions.
(BN- See? I was decent enough to cesnor. /you welcome.
Shock- A TURTLE IS LOCK. LOCK MATES WITH THEM.Lawdyu :I
Barrel- Mehh! *slap*
Jack- Act like a t-rex. Until the end of the show. Why? Cuz it's entertaining to me. SO DO IT!
DP- No..
MW- Here. I'll lend you one of my oc's for the day. Who you want?
oogie again- Act like a t-rex as well. or i'll cut you.
stitches- Titanic! :U
Deni- You're adorable/ Here's a chainsaw.
Saki- Meh you're not so adorable, here's a rubber hammer. it squeaks when you hit people.
Freddy- So I watched your movie again for the third time. You still dun scare meh, YOU FAIL AT BEING SCARY. *hands him lipstick8 you are WOMANLY. Wear that.
Jason- *pokes with a stick* I think you're dead..........
audience- Buy yourself popcrn!
alright im being too silly. buh bye! )
bn- ... what's exuberant? ... is it happy?
oogie- D8< I am not mean! you shut your dirty mouth before I cook you into a snake and spider stew!
bn- ... even if you censor it some kids can peice it together, please do not swear on my show.
shock- O
______O
lock- what the hell?! no I don't!
bn- :U do.
lock- don't!
bn- do.
lock- don't!
bn- do.
lock- shut up!
bn- 8U u mad?!
lock- D8<
barrel- xP ... T~T
everyone- *gasps*
bn- *huggles barrel* D: chu okie barrel?
jack- ... ._. ... rawr?
bn- good job jack, now you just have to do it till the end of the show. :U
dp- ... no what?
mw- >83 nessie.
oogie- ...
no. *yelps, runs away before he's cut*
bn- uhm, stitches isn't here right now... ^^' i'll get her questions for later.
deni- ^w^ thw-
lo'ral- NO! *grabs the chainsaw, throws it away* I said no weapons for deni. ._., she's deadly with them.
deni- T~T
lo'ral- ... *hands deni a toy duck*
deni- 8D *huggles it*
saki- ...? ... *hits bn*
bn- XP
-squweak-
saki- ^^ *hits jack*
jack- XP rawr?
-squweak-
saki- *hits danny*
danny- D8<
-squweak-
danny- *grabs the squweaky hammer, breaks it over one knee, throws it out of a window*
saki- D:
freddy- D8< I AM SCAR- *handed lipstick* ??? ... D8< F-
bn- NU SWEARIN'
freddy- -NO! *throws it on the floor, flips her off*
jason- ... >> ... *prods her with machette, it goes right through her*
bn- :U the audicane are you folks, sometimes I cheat and put you on the show, but I shouldn't. so. uh... that was a dare for all you folks, feel free to go buy popcorn or not. anyway~ next questions!
(hesta says:
Ok It is me Hesta
Danny-kill lock
Saki-kill lock
Everybody except lock-kill lock )
danny- *grabs lock, breaks his neck*
lock- *dies instantly*
saki- ... I can't... he's already dead...
everyone- *same problem as saki*
bn- next question!
(stitches says:
Lock- Kill lock. *trollface*)
lock- *can't do that, but very likely would not do that anyway, but be very annoyed at you instead*
bn- next question!
(Luna's Wolf says:
Right,since I'm ill,Loki's gonna do my questions...
Loki: *sighs* Right,here goes..
Jack: Me's not gonna glomp you,Danny might kill me but YOUR THE BEST!!
Freddy: *glomp* YOU COULD TOTALLY BEAT JASON!
Dr f: QUACK! *throws bread at him* Hehe..
Oogie: O_O You scare me but...*glomp*
Varn: YOUR SLEEPING TOXIN WORKED! But now Loki wants to kill me..:/
.........
Loki: *looks around* LUNA?! WHERE'S PIP?!*storms out*
Me: *hides* O.o Save me....please...?)
jack- ^^ rawr~
freddy- *yelps, falls over* ... *smikrs* I did.
jason- *frowns*
bn- well face it jason, in the deleted scene, freddy is back to killing kids.... << and yet you're not mentioned in it.
jason- D:<
bn- ... ^^' let's say it was a draw?
freddy & jason- D8< *have a fight there and then*
bn- XP I shoudln't have said anything...
dr f- ?! D8< I AM NOT A DUCK!
varn- *patroniseing voice* of course your not... so, with that bill, you must be a platopus.
dr f- ?! D8< *runs over varn's foot*
varn- *yelps, hops around, holding his foot* ... D:< *tackles dr f*
dr f & varn- *fight*
bn- ._.
varn- *too busy fighting to care*
bn- next questions!
(Candy is mine's sister:
ELLO! ELLO!
Freddy:*hands paper bag*make yo self useful and put this over YO ugly face
Jason:even though your dead I will still put this TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT
Deni:Aw your welcome here I gives ccchhhhhuuu.....the Titanic!!!
I know people who can get me the Titanic that's how awsome I am
BN:I dare you too find another serial killer to put on the show now that Jason is dead one that's better then kitty claws over there *points towards Freddy*
Barrel:I LOVE YOU!!! *throws lollipop at him*
Lock:I HATE YOU I think you crossdress
Shock:I gives you nothing! Nothing is the best thing eva!!
Jack:I dare you too find a rainbow then the rainbow must have a unicorn so you must ride the unicorn
Oogie:I dare you to go with Jack and you must ride with Jack in the unicorn
Danny:I dare you too go on Ghost Adventures and write a novel about it.
Now I place bombs all around you all sooooo watch YO step :3 )
freddy- ?! D8< *rips it up, stabs her*
jason- ^-^
deni-
*gets on it, goes on a voyage*
lo'ral- D: NO DENI!
-it hits an iceburg, and sinks-
deni- *squeals, stuck below decks as the water goes above her head*
lo'ral- *dissapers, appers next to deni, grabs her, dissapers with her and appers on the stage with her, dripping wet* ._. you ok den-den?
deni- T~T *sniffles, crying, but nods*
bn- well, there's a problem here... there is no-one better than freddy in my opinion.
freddy- *smirks*
bn- and I dunno any serial killers other than freddy and jason.
barrel- ?! *catches it* ... ^-^ *eats it*
lock- D: I do not! *wearing a dress* << >>
shock- ?! D:< how?!
jack- ... ._. ... *pays bn*
bn- ^-^
oogie- I can't, bone head's bribed his way out of the dare.
danny- ... *raises an eyebrow* ... *but goes and does so*
bn- ... I'm not writeing a book about it.
-bombs... bombs everywhere...-
bn- D8 ok... no-one move... I got this... *floats around, picking up the bombs carefuly*
-she knocks a table over, which lands on a bomb-
bn- awwwww sh-
-BOOM, the whole place falls down-
bn- ... ._. great... now we have no-where to do the show... thankyou, very, much.
saki- uhm... you could use my club 'the drunken spider' ... ^^'
bn- ... << ... you sure saki? it could get blown up... or knocked down...
saki- ^^ i'll just re-build it.
bn- alright then.
-they all go into saki's club, there is a HUUGGGGEEEE stage, tables are faceing it, each table has a white cover with a vase full of flowers. there is a bar to one side, and there are rooms you can rent out down a coridoor near the bar. the lights are all chanderliers on the high celing-
everyone- *stands on the stage*
audience- *sit at the tables and look on the stage, some probly buy drinks and food from the bar*
bn- ^^ first question in our brand new setting:
(Sally_382 says:
oh my god so many questios already! ima make it easy then and just post two.
Freddy- if youre such a rapest why don't you rape MW or are you scared he'll enjoy it?
Jason- people think you're ugly but I like you still! *hugs him* and I dunt blame you for knowing how to swim a lotta people dunno how! BLAME THE GOVERNMENT!! )
freddy- because i'm not gay. --
jason- ^-^
bn- .. you can still post bib questions you know... it'll just take me longer to update the show, tis all. next questions!
(Candy is mine says:
Please ignore the last comment my sister hacked my account she's only 8 and she knows hot hack accouts ._. Lesson learned don't let my brother watch my little sister ._.
aaaaannnyyyywaaayyyyyssssss
Freddy:ha! Your so stupid!!! I can't die!!! I have cake!!!! Cake gives me magical powers!!!
Bn:awwwwww I wanna muffin from the muffin man crap.
Danny:Respect
Deni:ADORABLE!!!! You deserve a wizard guy that gives you anything you want!
Jason:YAY YO BACK
Shock:I dare you tooooo.......EAT A PIE!
Woogie choogie:You *beep* you killed the nyan cat! Beaver dam!
Jack:they do too now go find one of I will come into your house and take a big butt book and hit you with it
MW:....YOU PEDOPHILE
Lock:Me and my little sister Bailee don't like you
Varn:is Gir your bestfriend? You and him Love waffles and go around screaming about them )
freddy- uh... right...
bn- ._. please tell me that's short for something...
danny- ... *raises an eyebrow*
deni- ^-^ lwike evwerownz tah hwave a pwet dwuckeh!
bn- *licks lips, thinking about all those ducks she could eat*
jason- *nods*
shock- ... is that it? ... ^^ *eats a pie*
oogie- *smirks* It tasted good too.
jack- ... *points to audry* found one.
audry- damn nations old chap, I do belive you've caught me.
mw- >:3 yep.
lock- *alive again* ...
varn- 8D WAFFLEZZZZZ~
bn- nah, he dunno who gir is. He got hit on the head, and now everytime he hears the word waffles, he goes a lil... odd.
varn- *glomps bn* 8D DOES CHU HAVE WAFFLEZ?!
bn- ._. no... .. >:3 but danny does.
varn- *glomps danny* DOES-
danny- ?! D8< *falcon punch*
varn- XP *flys though a wall*
bn- ^-^ next questions!
(hesta says:
everyone:kill lock and Oogie ecspesaly you Danny
saki:how come you are so cool like me and Danny but Oogie is your father
danny and saki:If BN is not letting everyone kill Oogie and Lock ship him to tim burton so we can contine
lock:YOUR STUPID AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SHOCK AND LIKE PINK
Oogie:I HATE YOU AND YOU ALSO LIKE PINK
BN:so were do you hide your diary
daily reveiw of lock and Oogie
now here is a segment were I insult Lock and Oogie
lock you are stupid and Oogie I HATE YOU
now this is the end of Lock and Oogie*blows them up*
thanks BN that is all )
danny- *breaks lock's neck*
lock- *dies instantly*
saki- ^^ i'm cool because I hang out with danny alot.
lock- *would protest and say other wise, but is dead*
oogie- *same as lock*
bn- I don't keep a diary... but if I did, I would not tell you where.... next questions!
(medusakiller says:
Hello!
Jack: I dare you to beat Oogie until Mayor grows a pair of piggy ears! 8D
Mayor: *huggles* Cute little whiny traffic cone! 8D
Jason: *huggles as well* Freddy's a bitch, you're a hottie!)
jack- ... it seems a tad harsh to beat a dead body.
mayor- *blinks* .. .*panic face switches around*
jason-
freddy- D8<
bn- and now we're just left with stitches' question.
(stitches- Titanic! :U )
bn- uhm, I normaly update this when she's not around simply because she's sleeping at the time and i'm waiting... ._. and i'd raher be rpin' with her when she's around... so, yah... just... gotta wait for her now... ._.
Stitches- Not this again!! Uhh, uhh-- *spreads arms out* I'm flying, Jack! La la la laaaa la la la laaaa~
bn- *blinks* yus, well... ok... and that's all we have gtime for! bye folks!
-camra goes black-
