BN- *runs on stage* HI GUYS AN' GIR- *smacks into a wall* XP
-the building is deserted except for a few people... and a janitor-
Bn- ... what? what're you all looking at? oh, right... the lack of cast... uh... well... my charectors are all involved in a huge war right now... ^^'
Jazz- *cheers wildly in the back row*
bn- D: no! war is a bad thing!!
Stitches- *splutters* WHEN DID YOU GET OUT OF THE PAINTING?!
bn- but anyway... i've manadged to find people willing to help with mah show!! and I didn't have to bribe them!!! 8D
Stitches- *looks at camera* HI MOM
bn- ... stitches, wrong camra...
Stitches- ...Oh.
bn- ok! so let's welcome them!!! ^.^
Stitches- Who??? :U
bn- ... <<' you and the other people who're helping meh do tha show while my charectors are dead- AWAY!
freddy- *walks onstage*
bn- << ! ok, first here we have freddy kreuger! ... who i'm still having to bribe to be on the show!!!
jason- *walks on from the other side of the stage*
bn- >> secondly we have jason voorhees! ... I don't really know why he's decided to be with us... but he's here anyway!!! ^.^
jason & freddy- *give each other the evils*
bn- ... ._., please dun fight... all the other charectors are dead...
Stitches- Ohhh~ I remembah nowz.
Katlin- *pokes head out from back row* HAI FREDDY
bn- thirdly we have stitches mah best friend from mewpchat!!! ^-^ and the best thing is i'm not having to threaten or bribe her!!!
freddy- *looks at katlin* hey bi-
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!
Stitches- Ello, govna!
bn- ... *whispers to stitches* where are the others?
Stitches- Well... Katlin and Jazz are over there....
Ophelia- *stumbles in the door* IM HERE IM HERE *faceplant*
Jazz and Katlin- <<
bn- *looks at ophelia* ... ! and fourthly we have oph- ... oph- ... organ!
Stitches- Well that makes 3. *cracks up*
Ophelia- ITS OPHELIA *stands up, brushes self off*
bn- I know organ! *looks at jazz* and fithly we have jazz!!!
Jazz- FILTHY!? YOU SON OF A-- oh sorry I misread that.... *cough* fifthly. ^^'
bn- tiz okz. *looks at katlin* and sixthly we have-
freddy- *hugs katlin tightly to him* my little katlin. >> so keep your hands off!!!
Katlin- *blushes* >w<
bn- uhhhhh... ok... right... well... is that it? << >> six charectors?!
Stitches- Lillith and Monique are probably getting drunk off their ashes or something
bn- ._., daw gawd... I lose one boozer and gain two more...
Jazz- *facepalm* Knew it....
bn- *sighs* ok! uh... well...
Lillith- *walks in the back door* yeahyeahimhereandallthatsh-
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!!!!
Lillith- Bite me.
bn- ... *bites her*
Lillith- *Switchblade* --'
bn- D8 *backs away*
Stitches- Hey, Lillith have you met freddy here? >w< ...*whistles casually*
bn- ok! so, that's enough of that... ON WITH THE QUESTIONS!!!
(sg says:
SQUEEE!!!! *Has just had caffine* Okay now...:3
Danny: OH! :3 POKE'MON BATTLE! GO MEW! *Sends out a mew level 100* Transform!
Mew: *Transforms into Danny*
Have fun with that! :3
Varn: *Secretly puts a thing in his head that says waffles over and over again. And when they find it there it switches to a
Christmas song* XD
Jack: TIS ALMOST CHRISTMAS! :3 *Sits on his lap and tells him what she wants for Christmas*
Freddy and Jason: Tell me, are you fond of dieing? Because you just attacked Thomas. ._.
Thomas: *Comes in with a murderous vibe and starts attacking them. Leaveing a VERY gory scene behind him*
Danny: You don't wanna face off Katlyn after her locket stops swaying.....IT'S SCARY!!!! YOU WON'T EVEN
EXTIST ANYMORE AFTERWARD!!!! Also....She can never put the locket down....And she's half ghost.......
Everyone: Sing the 12 days of Christmas! I'm daring you to. :3
And now a message from my OCs!
All my OCs: MERRY CHRISTMAS! *Start handing out egg nogg*
:3 And now....
Everyone: *Sits them all at a table and gives tham a large turkey dinner and redecorates the place for Christmas* Don't worry
BN. Saki didn't make it!
Saki: Sorry. I thinks noone else likes your cooking.
oogie: *Glares. But since it's Christmas doesn't really do anything other than make him and his lair look really girly*
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! *Puts everyone in Santa hats and takes a photo....Except Jack whom she put in the full
suit* Tis all for now! *Runs off singing random Christmas songs* )
Stitches- GOOD LAWD *splutters*
bn- danny's not here... ^^' ... ... so stitches will take her place! 8D
mew- ... <<
Stitches- *long pause*
mew- *waves cutely, and giggles adoribly*
everyone- dawwwww~
Stitches- :3
Lillith- *facepalm, mutters* Our narrator... is a brain-dead moron....
freddy- you ain't seen nothin' till you have to deal with bn... <<'
Stitches- DONT BE MEAN >:U
bn- *huggles the mew* DAWWWWW~!!!
mew- ... *uses hyper beam on bn*
bn- *blink, blink* ... *decintrigrates*
Stitches- ._. ...*sweeps BN up*
freddy- what did I tell you?
bn- burble~
mew- ^.^
jason- ... *grabs mew by the hand, and throws it out of a window*
mew- D8 !? *gone*
Ophelia- ...THIS WASNT PART OF THE DEAL
Stitches- Too bad, Im your narrator. Now dance like a chicken.
bn- *moulds back into the blue blob* is it gone yet? or do I still have tokeep pertending to be dead?
Ophelia- *monotone* Yes, master... *chicken dance*
Stitches- GodIlovemyjob.
bn- D: how do you get them to do that?!
Stitches- I dunno. :3
bn- I want mw to do that... >>
Stitches- We should film it and post it on the internet.
bn- no time, next question... varn's not here... ^^' ... so lillith will take his place! 83 *sticks it to her fore-head* ^-^
Lillith- !?!? What the h3ll...?
Stitches- ...You dont know what to do either? YOU DARE CALL ME A BRAIN DEAD MORON???
bn- :3
Lillith- ._.' *tries to take it off her head*
bn- yah! :U varnish was better...
-it comes off easily-
Lillith- *crumbles it up* --'
Jazz- *laughing her arse off at Lillith*
bn- ... >> spoil sport.
Lillith- Oh, shut the f*ck up, Jazz --
jack- o.O *suddenly has someone sitting on his lap*
bn- oh yah! the normal cast of tnbc are here too, forgot to mention that. :3 because i'm stupid.
freddy- *mutters* you got that right...
Jazz- fa la la la la~
Lillith- *rageface*
jason & freddy- ???
freddy- we can't actuly die. >>
-thomas blazes through-
freddy & jason- *lie on the floor, ko'd*
bn- daww chu guys love each other!!!
Katlin- << ...
Lillith- << >> >:3 *draws on freddys face, and jasons mask*
bn- *grabs lillith and jazz, and mush their faces into one another's* ^.^
Lillith & Jazz- *splutter, flail* WTFWTF
bn- ^^ chu make a cute couple!
Stitches- You realise they're both of the same gender
bn- ... yah, and? ... you got somethin' against that kinda thing?
Stitches- ...Nevermind then :3 NO D:
bn- okz. pie to dah face anyway.
Stitches- HO SHI--
bn- *mushes a pie into stitches' face*NU SWEARINGS!!!! *twists pie to get more on her*
Stitches- XP ... :3 *eats pie* ... OH GOD ITS IN MY NOSE
bn- ... :3 ^-^ YAYYYY~!!! BULLSEYE!
Stitches- *runs around, panicked* ITS IN MY SINUSES
bn- :3 perfect!! anyway, danny probly would like to face katlyn...
Katlin- *slightly confused* ... is that another person, or a typo-- nevermind.
bn- ... >> no katlin! not chu! dah other katyln!
Katlin- Ah.
freddy- ... there are two katlins?!
Katlin- No, its just that for some reason, people cant spell my name to save their lives.
freddy- ... who the fu-
bn- nu swearings mon.
freddy- is the one I rape then?!
bn- pg! pg!
Katlin- !?!?
bn- ... *blink* I said it.. I nevar typed it...
Katlin- FOURTH WALL
Ive shattered it.
bn- 83 break it down i say! ^.^ yayyy~ ... though some charectors shouldn't... say mw...
Katlin- I dont even want to THINK about that.
bn- i know right? anyway... we'll sing the song later... >:3 well, MY version of it... mwahaha~- ... that reminds me, you all have yah scripts for it, right? >>
freddy- ... *pats pockets* ... ... *cusses*
jason- ... ^^'
Lillith & Katlin- WE HAVE TO SING????
bn- >> yah, dun worry, i'll give you easy parts... ... *dark chuckle*
Lillith- ...<< *looks at freddy, snickers*
Lillith & Katlin- ._.'
freddy- *flips her off*
bn- D8 PG!!! PG!!!!
Lillith- *flips him off as well*
freddy- that is pg bi-
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!D:<
freddy---#
Lillith- *smirks*
bn- PG!! PG!!! D: BAD LILLITH!
Lillith- --'
Stitches- ...*looks at freddy, then at lillith* ...Are you sure you guys werent like, seperated at birth or something?
Lillith- ???
Stitches- Because I think I see a family resemblance here-- *bolts in advance*
freddy- ?! fu-
bn- NU SWEARINGS!
freddy- yes!!! little bit-
bn- nu swearings!
Lillith- *runs after stitches, cussing her head off*
freddy- *chases stitches too, cussing at her*
Stitches- SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY
-table randomly appers and everyone is sat at it suddenly... freddy and lillith are chained to their seats at the otherside of the
table to stitches-
Stitches- ...HA-HA!
Lillith- --
freddy- *struggles, cussing*
bn- :3 *eats tha turkey* <<' '>> I did nothing...
Jazz- *snickers at lillith, opens mouth to talk*
oogie- D8 MY LAIR!!!!
Lillith- --DONT you say a word.
Jazz- :3
bn- *stuffs an apple in jazz's mouth* :3
Jazz- !?!? *flail*
bn- ^-^
freddy- *laughs*
Lillith- *smirks*
jason- *seems to be intrested with hacking away at the table*
Lillith- !? *jumps, and accidentally tips her chair backwards* SH*T!!
Jazz- *laughs as much as she can with an apple stuffed in her mouth*
-the table and stuff all dissaper... except lillith and freddy's chairs... which they remain strapped to-
Jazz- *rolls on the floor laughing*
Lillith- B*tch. --
Jazz- Cow.
-Let there be A CATFIGHT-
Jazz & Lillith- *cussing each other out*
bn- next comment?
Stitches- <<' Please.
bn- ... okz. :3
(Sally_382 says:
BN- uh... you okay? ^^' AHH DONT SHOOT!!!! *hides behind a random person* Oh, I AM INCEDIBLY BORED SO I AM
LETTING MY OCS ASK QUESTIONS 8D
AMber- she normaly has us chained in a closet.
uh..... LIES!!!!! So, go ahead Amber!
Amber- alrighty, lets have some fun! for my favourite trio,
Lock- *murders* THATS FOR THE BLACK EYE, THE BROKEN ARM, THE SHATTERED HIP AND THE
FRACTURED RIB!
Shock- So, how are you?
Barrel- Leslie is paying me to do this, sooooo *knocks him out and drags him away* you owe me 50 bucks.
riiiiiiiight.... I'll get right on that...... IN 2012!!!! Now, FOR AMETHYST!!!
Amethyst- okay, so lets see, my three least faourite people in the worlds.
Jack- you killed me father. Prepair to die. *shoots him and disapears before Danny can do anything*
Sally- stand up for yourself and don't let dr.ducky push you around!!! its women like you who put our rights back about 500
years. TRY SAVING YOURSELF!!!!! god, you annoy me.....
Oogie- you were a bad father. *sprays with bugspray*
that was intresting. NAOW MY FAVE WICCA SKELLINGTON, no acual relation to Jack as she is his adpotive granddaughter
JUST TO CLEAR THAT UP 8D
Wicca- HEY!!!! *hat falls off* boo.... *puts it back on* Now, for a few random people IDK!!!!
Dr.F- why do you boss grandma around so much?
Deni- aww your so cute!
Danny- *staring contest*
AND THATS MY COMMENT AND I WILL NEVER POST THIS MUCH EVER AGAI!)
Stitches- JESUS CHR*ST ON A PRE-OWNED BICYCLE
bn- ...? what's wrong?
Stitches- How in gods name--? These comments are HUGE
bn- oh, right... you haven't seen anything compaired to what I sometimes get...
Stitches- ._. *sighs* So.... on with the show then?
bn- that's mah line! D:
Stitches- It is?
freddy- *hidden behind* ???
bn- yah... I think so... *looks at script* ah, no, you're right... sorry.
Stitches- THERES A SCRIPT?
bn- nope. so i dunno what this is.
Stitches- *random flail*
lock- D8 *killed*
Ophelia- ...*slowly backing toward the door*
Stitches- SIT YO ASH DOWN
-the door is locked, and a dragon sits infront of it-
dragon- grrr. <<
Ophelia- ._. *sits*
bn- :3 oh, right, arnold is here too.
Ophelia- I need to ask for more hours at work.... <<'
shock- i;m ok, you?
Stitches- lol... arnold.
bn- what? you dun like his name?
arnold-
Stitches- *shatters the fifth wall* You said you didnt like it behind the scenes. :3 *breaks the fourth wall* Yes, there is in fact a FIFTH wall.
bn- !? sush!!! D: ... *shoveds a pie in stitches' face*
Stitches- XP *snorts* >.<
barrel- *kiddnapped*
jack- D= *shot*
sally- D8
bn- D8
oogie- 8D YES!!!!
everyone(except oogie)- *looks at oogie*
oogie- ... what?
Stitches- OH MY GOD!! THEY KILLED JACK!!
Katlin- YOU B@STARD!!
jack- *still standing* i'm actuly ok...
Stitches- Yes. We just referenced South Park. Deal with it.
bn- D: NU ADVERTISEINGZ!
Stitches- Oh, that reminds me, EVERYONE READ THE BLENDING WORLDS TRILOGY *cheesy thumbs up*
bn- D8 NOOOOOOOO~!!!! stop it!!!
Lillith- God you are such a tool....
Stitches- I know
Thats why you love me :3
bn- .... how good is the blanding world's triology?
Stitches- *shrugs* According to the comments its ok I guess.
bn- nice... might go read it...
bn- ....... 5 minit break!
Stitches- *epic grin*
-screen goes dark-
guy 1- do you like baths?
Guy 2- YEAH 8D
guy 1- are you bored of toys in the bath that just don't seem to have the right buzz?
Guy 2- YEAH 8D
guy 1- do you like to get electrocuted?!
Guy 2- YEAH!!!! 8D
guy 1- then do I have the product for you! 8D
Guy 2- WHAT IS IT???
guy 1- it's this ever so slightly damadged electrical duck! :3
duck- *live wires hang out of it, sparking*
Guy 2- *cheers wildly*
guy 1- :3 with this thing in your bath, you can banish away all those aches and pains... AND get a new hair style, the afro!
Guy 2- Ive always wanted an afro :3
guy 1- i knew you would! ^^ *picks up the duck with rubber gloves, and hands it to guy 2* why wait till you get in the bath?!
Guy 2- My whole family has them!
-Pic of guys family, everyone has afros but him-
guy 1- this damadged electrical duck can give you an afro at anytime! ^.^
guy 1- damn, poor you. *toothy grin*
Guy 2- AMAZING :U
duck- *zaps guy 2 fataly*
Guy 2- x.x
guy 1- the damadged electrical bath toy duck! yoursd today, for only £600!!!
Guy 2- *suddenly springs to life* WARNING: SIDE AFFECTS INCLUDE LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, SEVERE BURNS, AND
DEATH
guy 1- but you'd risk that for some epic hair, wouldn't you? :3 ... because you're all idiouts...
camra guy- ... the camra's still rolling...
guy 1- !!! TURN IT OFF!!!
-advert ends-
-everyone is back on stage, holding a copy of the triology-
Stitches- I HAVE NO SHAME 8D
bn- ^.^ epic read!!! ... *whispers to her* thanks for the cash by the way...
Stitches- yeahyourewelcome <<'
Katlin- ...What is this about again?
bn- back to the comments.
sally- i'm not letting him push me around anymore. :3
Stitches- You should know, you did a cameo on it
Katlin- O.o???
oogie- D'X *runs around screaming in the background*
dr f- ... grand ma?
bn- ... I think she means sally...
dr f- ! because i made her! she's mine! she has to do what ever I say because i'm dr fi-
bn- HARRY POTTER!
dr f- o.O ???
bn- i'll tell deni that message once she's out of hideing... :3 danny's not here! so jazz'll step in for danny!!!
Jazz- *wearing sunglasses*
bn- ... is she blinking? i can't see behind the glasses... :S
Jazz- B)
bn- YAY! a small comment!!! from... ... ... stitches?
(stitches says:
*Glomps Freddy* I TAKE YOU HOME WITH MEH :3 )
Stitches- !!! NODONTSHOWTHATINFRONTOFKATLIN-- f*ck.
freddy- !?!? *falls over*
bn- ......... did I do something wrong?
Katlin- !?!? *slowly turns to stitches, epic rageface*
-jaws music-
Stitches- ...*runs off screaming*
Katlin- YOU LITTLE *many bleeped out words as she chases stitches*
-Sound of thudding backstage-
bn- o
_O ??? ... no... swearing... by the way...
-bricks and other items fly onto the stage-
Katlin- *from behind curtain* HE'S MINE YOU *bleep bleep bleep bleep bleeeeeeeep*
freddy- *chuckles* girls...
bn- ... >> how do you get so many?
freddy- *taps his nose*
bn- ... nu fair. --
Stitches- *crawls out from behind the curtain* HELP MEEE-- *pulled back* NOOOOOO
bn- >> ... HAVE FUN STITCHES!
-long silence-
bn- :3 I think she likes it on my show...
Katlin- *walks out, smiling*
bn- ... >> did you kill her?
Katlin- Shes just taking a nap. She'll be fine once she pulls out of her coma-- sleep.
bn- oh tch... ._.
jason- :3
bn- ... yeah, yeah... *hands jason money*
Ophelia- *curled up in a ball* get me out of here ._.,
bn- coma!? oh jeeze... SOMEONE GET A MEDIC!
freddy- ... wasn't varn the medic?
bn- ... dr f?
dr f- ... *mutters, going backstage to help stitches*
albert- don't worry, you get used to it...
Katlin- *hugs freddy possessively* << >>
freddy- *hugs back, chuckerling*
bn- next comment...
(jessielee says:
mayor take lie dectecor test to see if your gay )
Jazz & Lillith- ... *hide*
bn- ... uh... well... the mayor never really takes part in my shows much... so he's kinda not here... but dun worry!!! lillith will take over- ... ... jazz'll... ... katlin! you're up!
Katlin- ? Ok...
bn- lie dectorrrrrrr~ *sets it up on katlin* are you gay? >>
Katlin- Nope.
bn- ... *prods the machine* ... why isn't it bleeping?
Katlin- --'
freddy- -- *swipes at bn*
bn- *runs away*
Katlin- ^w^
freddy- *hugs katlin, and nibbles her neck softly*
Katlin- Wait a sec... *looks at where jazz and lillith are hiding*
albert- ? freddy's a vampire?
Katlin- *blushes* <///< ... >> why're you guys hiding?
Jazz & Lillith- *shifty eyes*
Katlin- Well, this will make from quite the crack pairing.
freddy- ... you're fu
bn- please stop swearing freddy! D':
freddy- ing kidding me?
Lillith & Jazz- SHUDDAP >:U
Bn- OHHHH~ touchy. next comment...
Lillith & Jazz- --' *mutter*
(Katieghost says:
Hey there peoples!! 8D I'm here to make your lives hell! Bwahahahaha!!! *chokes* *coughs* Ahem, moving on..
Oogie(if he comes back)- yes i was talking about you! i DARE you to jump into your own snake and spider stew! *knows he
won't do it so 'ACCIDENTALLY' shoves him into it* hahaha! die, you idiot! *laughs maniacally*
Barrel- aww, doesn't matter that you lost, you're still the cutest one to me! *hugs tightly* here! *gives him bag full of lollypops
of every flavor in the world* ^_^
Jack- oh my gosh!! JACK!!! *superglomps him* I LOVES CHUUU!!
Sally- hey there! you're so cool! guess what? i have a dare for you! ^.^ i dare you to kiss Jack! *giggles* (easy, isn't it? ^^)
varn- *sneaks up on him* hi! do you like WAFFLEZ? *puts him some super big ear plugs so that he can't hear anything*
Dr.F- you're an ugly duck! why do you treated Sally so bad, you pervereted thing! D:< *shoves chair so he falls*
BN- hi, you awesome host! here's a gift for you! ^_^ *when opened it will shoot confeti in her
Sally- hey there! you're so cool! guess what? i have a dare for you! ^.^ i dare you to kiss Jack! *giggles* (easy,
isn't it? ^^)
varn- *sneaks up on him* hi! do you like WAFFLEZ? *puts him some super big ear plugs so that he can't hear anything*
Dr.F- you're an ugly duck! why do you treated Sally so bad, you pervereted thing! D:< *shoves chair so he falls*
BN- hi, you awesome host! here's a gift for you! ^_^ *when opened it will shoot confeti in her face, revealing nothing inside*
Danny- *pokes.. HARD* i'm not scared of you! *pokes again* i bet you can't catch me! hahaha! *runs like hell*
that's it! i have to run from Danny! DX )
oogie- D: no! ... WOAH!!! *shoved in* D8 MY BUGS!!! MY BUGS!!!
freddy- *laughs*
bn- i'll save you oogie!!! *dives, hits edge of pot and is ko'd* XP
oogie-
Jazz- ...PHAIL.
oogie- *climbs out* it was cold anyway.
Lillith- *under breath* of course YOUD be the one to just blurt it, right?
Jazz- shove it up your--
barrel- *comes back* ... ^^ *eats all the lollypops at once*
Stitches- *finally wakes up* NO MORE CATFIGHTS
bn- ... >> barrel, did you just eat all of them?!
barrel- *nods* ^^
jack- WOAH!!! *falls out of a window because of the glomp*
bn- << I gotta shut that window at some point... ... then again, it'll just get broken. :3 .. meh *closes window*
sally- kiss jack? ... I'm coming jack!!! *dives though window, breaking it*
bn- ... OH COME ON!!!! i'm gonna have tah pay for tha!!!! D':
Stitches- Oh, just make the mayor pay for it.
bn- yeah, fair point... that and the rent for this place... :3 i'll cope.
Stitches- :3
bn- ok, varn's not here... so jazz'll stand in. :3
Jazz- !?!?
bn- ... *sighs* varn does it better...
Jazz- *louder than any human being on the planet* YEAH I LIKE WAFFLES!!!!!!!! :U
-building shakes-
bn- O
________o ?????????? ok... maybe not then... o.o'
Jazz- :3
dr f- *falls over* XP GAH!
Stitches- *yells* DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST!?
bn- 83 A GIFT!!! *opens the box*
Jazz- << YEAH I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!
-confetti hits bn full in the face-
bn- *thrown out of a window, no-one notices*
Lillith- *covers ears* --'
Stitches- ...WaitIscrewedup.... ah well. I MEANT PANCAKES
bn- *floats back in through the window* Xp ow... okz, lillith gets danny's dare...
Lillith- *chases with switchblade* GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE F*CKER
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!!! D:< *throws pipe bomb at lillith*
-boom-
Lillith- XP *ko'd*
Stitches- *looks at freddy* I swear to god, you and her have to be brother and sister or something <<
freddy- *flips her off*
bn- :U NEXT COMMENT!!!
Stitches- Which reminds me, did you see what she did to your face?
(zero bought a leash! says:
hey!!! I GOTZ MORE!!!!
BN: youre welcome for posting the pic. *gives her the deed to a new studio thats 5 times bigger than the one youre in now* :3
merry christmas!
Saki: just go see Mrs. Lovett. she'll teach you how to cook!
Danny: *gives her a machine gun, a sniper, a lazor, a rocket launcher, a missile launcher, and Zeus' master lightning bolt* us
it on whoever you like!
Sally: *gives her 72 containers of Deadly Nightshade* so you dont run out ^-^
Oogie: watch out for Danny. >:3 she WILL get you, im sure!
Deni: *hands her Daffy Duck* ^-^
Varn: do you react the same with sewing needles? *hands him one* :3
Jack: hi! :3
LS&B: kidnap Oogie!
thats all i got for now! :3)
freddy- ...? see what? >>
Stitches- ...you kinda... got some... marker *points to forehead* right there.
freddy- !? *cusses and runs off stage to go look at it*
Stitches- !! << NO WAIT YOU CANT LOOK IN THE MIRROR, REMEMBER-- ah forget it.
Katlin- !!! *runs offstage*
Stitches- ...Hey wait a sec.
-there is a thud offstage-
Stitches- What about that part in Dream Warriors with the hall full of mirrors?
bn- ... ? >> huh?
Katlin- *offstage* FREDDY!!!!!!
bn- o.O ?
Stitches- and for that matter, how would he know what he looked like if he couldnt look in a mirror?
Katlin- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
bn- ... that's... a very good point... puddles?
Stitches- *shrugs*
bn- ... also, i think freddy died... :3
Stitches- From the sound of it, yeah.
bn- anyway, we gotta get back to the questions.
Stitches- Eh, he'll be back in a few minutes, no big deal... right.
bn- D8 I can hardly affored rent on this place!!!! let allone- ... ... ^^'I mean, thanks! merry x-mas to you too?
Stitches- <<
bn- sadly, saki ain't here... so i'm gonna send katlin instead. :3 waste her time.
Stitches- Shes off stage sobbing her eyes out over freddy.
bn- oh yeah, tch... damn... jazz then?
Jazz- ._.
Stitches- Surez.
bn- off yah go jazz! ^.^
Jazz- nonono-- sh*t.
Mrs Lovett- So! You just remove all clothing and jewelery--
Jazz- OH GOD DX *covers eyes*
Mrs Lovett- And then throw 'em in the grinder :3
Jazz- *gag*
Mrs Lovett- Be sure to pick out any fingers or toes afterwards.... learned that the hard way. ._.,
Jazz- WHAT THE H3LL IS THIS!?!? DX
bn- a great cook teaching you her amazing ways! ^.^
Mrs Lovett- Put 'em in the oven for a bit, and *holds up a meat pie* you got yerself a nice, juicy meat pie! ^w^ *shoves it in
jazz's mouth*
Jazz- !?!? ...*faints*
bn- that no-one is gonna eat. :3 ... unless yah force 'em like that.
Mrs Lovett- >>'
bn- also, can I buy a few? :3
Mrs Lovett- Of course! *hands her a few* Thatll be just £2000000000000
bn- O_O' .... I can't afford that...
Mrs Lovett- << TO-BEY, THROW THE
bn- D8 this is mah show though!!!
Tobey- Right, ma'am! *tosses bn out a window*
bn- NOOOOOOO~
Mrs Lovett- *pats tobey on the head*
Tobey- ^w^
bn- *flys back in through the window* ok you two, out. >>
Mrs Lovett and Tobey- -- *storm out*
bn- ... :3 ... also, I landed on mr todd... i think i killed him... *shuts and locks the door behind them*
-banging on the door, mrs lovett cussing-
bn- :3 nowwwww... who to give the incredibly dangerous stuff to?
Stitches- Go into sleep mode with one eye open, BN.... That joke wasnt in poor taste, right? :3
bn- ..... uh........ ... ^^' uhhhhhhhhhh..... ^^' I'lll buy 'em a tombstone? anywayh! I know the safest person to give these to! ^-^ *gives them to lillith*
Lillith- *takes them* >:3
Everyone else- *bolts*
Lillith- *chases them, laughing and firing off weapons*
bn- ... *smiles stupidly, thinking this was a good idea somehow*... *realises it was a BAD idea, and follows the crowd, screaming* ADVERTS WHILE WE GET THE WEAPONS AWAY FROM LILLITH!!!! NOW PLEASE!!!
-advert!-
Guy 1- Never enough space in your kitchen drawer for allllll those kitchen utensils???
guy 2- *in background, trying to stuff knives into a drawer, hands covered in bandages* DX
Guy 1- I have a way for you to neatly fit all your kitchen utensils into ONE drawer, with no hassle at all!
guy 2- 8D YAY!
Guy 1- Introcuding... THE INFLATABLE SILVERWARE KIT!!!
guy 2- WOAHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- *holds up a regular knife, and an uninflated one*
guy 2- *smiles stupidly*
Guy 1- THIS one will give you a TON of cuts, and its just UNBEARABLE to try and fit in the drawer!
guy 2- *le gasp* D8
Guy 1- *drops it, and holds the inflateable one up* THIS one, however, wont give you a single cut, and is a BREEZE to store!!
guy 2- *knife lands in foot and he howls with pain*
Guy 1- ._. ... SEE?! THATS gonna need some stitches!
guy 2- *nods slowly, biteing bottom lip*
Guy 1- *slaps him with inflatable knife*
guy 2- o.< ???
Guy 1- DOESNT LEAVE A SCRATCH! 8D
guy 2- ! 8D
Guy 1- *Drags in a huge air pump, which is running and extremely loud*
guy 2- ?!? @~@ *covers ears with hands*
Guy 1- *over the air pump* ANY TIME YOU NEED TO USE YOUR SILVERWARE, JUST GET THIS FROM THE GARAGE
ARE FILL UP THE UNTENSILS WITH AIR!!
guy 2- PRATICAL!
Guy 1- *inflates knife, and turns off the air pump* >.<
Guy 1- >> VIOLA! The inflateable knife!
guy 2- ? that doesn't make any sence...
Guy 1- Shut up, you're being paid.
guy 2- ^-^ yay~
Guy 1- --IT CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING! Watch!
*puts an orange on the table* Stand back... *epic karate yell, brings
knife down on the orange... absoutly nothing happens* ...
guy 2- ... need help?
Guy 1- NO >>
guy 2- *shrugs* your loss...
Guy 1- *hacks at the orange* DX <<
-orange rolls off the table-
Guy 1- ._.,
guy 2- *pulls knife out of foot, and falls over backwards into a bin* WOAH! *ko'd*
-Knife pops-
Guy 1- <<! ...only $9.95.
-end of advert-
bn- ok guys! we're back from the break! ^.^
-lillith is tied to a chair, weaponless-
Lillith- *knocked out, needle stuck in her neck*
sally- *takes the deadly nightshade* ^^ thank you!
oogie- pfft, yeah right bone-gal'll never come back from the war.
jack- D:< what did you say?
oogie- she won't come back. *smirks*
jack- *lundges at oogie*
jack & oogie- *sissy fight*
Stitches- ._., What an amazing display of your masculinity.
bn- I know right?! ... i'll look after the duck till deni gets back. make... sure it's ok... *stars to cover it in plum sauce* >:3
Stitches- ... <<
bn-... what? :3
Stitches- I dont like duck :U
bn- D8
-eastenders music-
Stitches- <<
bn- damn... it's mah fave foo- PET!
Stitches- Mmmmhm. Yeah. Lets see, Lillith is out cold, Jazz and Ophelia are having panick attacks, Katlins still sobbing her
eyes out.... Any of your characters still left standing?
bn- freddy's died again... jason is standing in a puddle flailing... so no... only the basic tnbc cast crew... anyway! varn's not here... *hands sally the needle* :3 for your collection. ^^
sally- ^^ *puts it away*
jack- hello.
l,s,b- ... *kiddnapp oogie*
oogie- THE HELL ARE YOU BRATS DOING!?!?
Stitches- So, whats next?
bn- the song. ^-^
Katlin & Lillith- CRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP DX
bn- i wrote it my self. :3 you'll all love it! ^.^
Everyone but Lillith & Katlin- WOOHOO :U
bn- ok then, let's get this started... when yah ready oogie...
oogie- ... *takes in a deep breath* on the 1st day of christmas my stalker gave to me:
a burning christmas treeeeee~ D8 *a burning christmas tree lands on him, and he screams*
shock- on the 2nd day of christmas my stalker gave to me:
two tnts *yelps as tnt is thrown at her, and explodes* @~@
and a burning christmas tree~
Ophelia- << >> On the third say of Christmas my stalker gave to me:
3 broken sticks-- *suddenly ducks* << >> ... *stands up*
2 TNTs *smack in the face with broken sticks and TNT*
@.@ ...And a burning Christmas tree~
bn- on the 4th day of christmas my stalker gave to me:
four christmas jumpers D8 *buryed under jumpers thrown at her*
three broken sticks
two tnts
and a burning christmas tree~
lock- on the 5th day of christmas my stalker gave to me:
FIVE~ SMELLY SOCKS~ *smells them gags, goes green in the face and coughs*
four christmas jumpers
three broken sticks
two tnts
and a burning christmas tree~
freddy- on the 6th day of christmas my stalker gave to me:
six children crying *chuckles, grinning like a kid in a candy store*
FIVE~ SMELLY SOCKS~
four christmas jumpers *huggles his jumper, grinning wider*
three broken sticks
two tnts
and a burning christmas tree~
Katlin- ... ._., ...*mumbles the lines* >>'
everyone- *glared at katlin for not singing*
Katlin- <<' >>' *really REALLY off key*
Seven Freddy Kruegers,
Six Chrildren crying
FIIIVE~ SMELLY SOOOOCKS~
-Window breaks-
<<' ...Four Christmas jumpers,
Three broken sticks,
Two TNTs,
And a burning Christmas treeee~
-Another window breaks-
...*nervous Grin*
freddy- *takes hands off ears, and chuckles, then puts an arm around katlin's shoulders*
Katlin- ^w^'
barrel- on the 8th day of christmas my stalker gave to me:
eight bombs a blowing *catches a boomb, which explodes in his hands and leaves him with an afro*
seven freddy kreugers
six children crying
FIVE~ SMELLY SOCKS~ *pulls a face*
four christmas jumpers
three broken sticks
two tnts
and a burning christmas tree~
Stitches- *loudly in Katlins ear*
9 BUGS A SQUIRMING,
eight bombs a blowing
seven freddy kruegers
six children crying
FIVE~ SMELLY SOCKS~
four christmas jumpers,
three broken sticks,
two tnts,
and a burning christmas tree~
Katlin- OHSHI-- BUGS!? *runs off*
freddy- !!!! *was leaning on katlin, and falls over as she moves, yelling and wind-milling his arms his eyes widen as he falls down a trap door*
-thud-
jason- .... *holds up a hugeee sign* ^-^
sign- on the 10th day of christmas my stalker gave to me:
ten angry jasons
nine bugs a squirming
eight bombs a blowing
seven freddy kreugers
six children crying
FIVE~ SMELLY SOCKS~
four christmas jumpers
three broken sticks
two tnts
and a burning christmas tree~
jack- on the 11th day of christmas my stalker gave to me:
eleven ghosts a spooking *sees a ghost, eyes widen, he yelps and dives under a table*
ten angry jasons
nine bugs a squirming
eight bombs a blowing *bomb rolls under the table, and explodes, knocking his skull off*
seven freddy kreugers
six children crying
FIVE~ SMELLY SOCKS~ *skull smels the socks, yelps, and hops back to jack, back where it should be*
four christmas jumpers
three broken sticks
two tnts
and a burning christmas tree~
Lillith- --' On the 12th day of Christmas I gave my dear stalker:
*glares at jazz* Twelve broken bones...
Eleven ghosts a spooking
Ten angry Jasons
Nine bugs a squirming
Eight bombs a blwoing
seven Freddy Kruegers
Six children crying
FIVE~ SMELLY SOCKS~
Four christmas jumpers
Three broken sticks
two TNTs
And a burning Christmas tree~ ...Am I done now? --'
bn- MERRY-LATE-CHRISTMAS GUYS!!!!! ^-^ so... *looks at sitches* are you guys gonna stay? coz i've enjoyed haveing you on the show loads... and it's easy to contact you all. ^^
Ophelia- NO! IM OUTTA HERE--
Stitches- *grabs ophelia by the collar* We're staying. :3
bn- !
YAYYYYY~!!!
freddy- *climbs through the trap door, rage-face at katlin, who he thinks LET him fall*
Katlin- ...mew. ITWASANACCIDENT *bolts backstage*
freddy- *chases her, cussing*
bn- dawwwww~ young love! ^-^ anyway! that's all we really have time for... ^^ thanks for watching!
-the camra turns off-
