Bn- *floats in* hi guys!!! sorry I haven't been updateing recently. XP varn's book takes up a-lot more time than I thought it would... so, yeah, sorry. ... ... << >> wait, where is everyone?
- the whole building is totaly empty except for bn -
bn- ....... << >> ok, that's weird...
- screeeeeeching noise -
bn- ... damn, we really need to get the pipes looked at in here...
- sand bag falls on bn -
bn- XP ow! ... ... ._. seriously, who the hell built this place?!
- the floor falls out from under bn -
bn- --' that's it. i'm- ... wait... << >> this isn't the room under the stage...
-bn is now in a boiler room -
bn- ............ ._. .... DX< FREDDY!!!!!!!!
- screeching noise, and a laugh -
bn- ... *turns into a gas* hah, now what're you gonna do? nothing, hah! you can't do anything! ner!
freddy- *apers next to bn, and grabs her chip* this show's mine now, bi-
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!
freddy- .... --' ... *chuckles, and grins, then crushes the chip*
bn- D: NOOOO~ *dies... then wakes up on the stage in the town hall* ...? << >> where... where am I?
varn- *picks bn up* the town hall... danny and saki were playing a game of tag with a metal baseball bat... you walked in, and... well...
bn- ... danny hit me?
varn- oh dear lord no! saki did, had danny hit you... ... well... you would never have recovered.
bn- fair point, now, first question? :3
varn- *nods* it's a pm question.
(skelengton girl says:
Varn: *Gives him the papers* Angel made me give them.
BN: *Somehow glomps* IT'S HARD NOT TO GLOMP YOU!!
Mw: You need a shave! *Sends him to Sweeny Todd*
Saki and Danny: *Glomps as well*
Saki: YOU CAN COOK!
Jack: Your still awsome!
Now I must go glomp Jack! *Runs and glomps Jack*)
varn-
*hugs the papers* ^.^
bn- D: AHHHH~ *turns into a gas*
mw- ?! I don't have a be- ... << oh... ... ... *dissapers just before sweeny can even LOOK at him*
saki & danny- D= AHHH~ *fall over*
saki- ^.^ I know I can!
but for some reason, bn thinks I can't...
jack- ^^ why, thank yo- AH! *falls over at glomp*
bn- next comment!
(stitches says:
*Katlin walks in*
Katlin: Mw... *EPIC PUNCH* Thats for earlier... pervert. *storms off* )
mw- XP ow!!!
bn- wow! you ARE popular with the ladies mw! XD
mw- --'
bn- next comment! :3
(Sally_382 says:
hey-yo everybody!!!! im bored so... long comment!'
bn- Your interview is epic!
Jack- I hate you. *shuns*
Sally- your.... solidly okay. Just stop dying for god's sake!
Oogie- OOGIE!!! *glomps*
Lock- *strangles*
Shock- *teleports to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory*
Barrel- BARREL!!! *glomps*
Varn- HAI VARNISH!!!!!
Deni- Your adorable!!!!
Danny- YAY YOU WON! *hands her a huge check* If Jack steals it, here. *hands her tazer for the dead*
Saki- Your cool!
mw- Your scary. *shuns and lobs like ten billion bombs at him* )
bn- ^.^ thank chu! ... ^^' sorry I haven't been updateing lately...
jack- ?! D=
sally- not my falt! people keep killing me!
oogie- *falls over, and smirks* hey babe...
lock- DX GLURK!!!!!
shock- !?
barrel- ah! *falls over* ... ^^
varn- -- THERE IS NO ISH!!!! THERE NEVER WAS AND NEVER SHALL!!! IT IS VARN!!! VARN, VARN, VARN!!! *stamps foot*
bn- ... yeah, he's a tad touchy about that...
varn- *crosses arms, and sulks*
deni- ^.^ thank chu~
danny-
yes!!!!!!!! noe I can use it to uy christmas town and... ... ... I said nothing. << >> if anyone says otherwise, i'll kill them, got it?
everyone- :S *gulp, and nod slowly*
danny- good.
saki- ^^ thanks.
mw- D= AHHHHH~ *blown up*
(Skellington Girl says:
Varn here's my lawyer to sue dr ducky.here's the dare: use the formula I give you on oogie.
jack:I love you
barrel kiss me
oogie kill the host
bye now. oh by the way: Waffles)
varn-
really?! fantasti-
lawyer- ... << wait, varn's a scarecrow? ... ... << >> do you all think i'm stupid? forget this. *walks out*
varn- ... *blinks* ... ._. ... --' *mutters about stupid humans, then injects oogie* >:3
oogie- ... << ... *punches varn*
varn- XP ow!!!
oogie- I have more than one bug, reject. --'
varn- ?! D:<
jack- ... uh... ok...
barrel- ^^ *kisses her*
oogie- ... *smirks darkly, and looks at bn*
bn- D: dun chu dare!!!
oogie- *grabs bn*
bn- *turns into a gas* ner!
oogie- ... ._. ... *stumped* ... *puts hands on hips, and raises an eyebrow* now what am I suppost to do?!
varn- .... *twitch*
bn- D: dr f is tealing your formulas!!
varn- ... *casualy grabs dr f, and throws him out a window* thankyou bn.
dr f- NUUUUUUUUUU~
bn- ... next question! ^.^
(CarmineMystery says:
Lemme seee~
Oogie - Do you want a...CHEESEBOIGER!?! (Cheeseburger~)
Jack - Do you like pie?
BN - YOU ISH AWESOME!!!
Deni - You ish so cute!!! *Gives her a gun* Let's see what happens. >:3
Varn - *Flicks him* Flick. :3 *Flicks him* Flick~ *Continues*
Danny - You are you, too! I dare you to kick Mw's sorry @ss.
Mayor - I dare you to DEMAND Varn hits you with Fear Gas.
Saki - I dare you to make a pie, a cake and 12 muffins and leave them on a table and write a note and leave it on the table saying 'Interview cast - Enjoy!'
Well, that's all for now. *Holding a normal carpet*
*Singsong* I got a magic-carpet, I'm probably gonna die, but, BYE! *Jumps out a open window*
...
*CRASH* )
oogie- o.O uh... no...
jack- ... yes. ^^ sally's pies are fantastic.
bn- am not. XP why do people keep telling me that?!
deni- ^.^ *holds the gun*
everony- D: *backs away from deni*
deni- .. what dwoes dish do? *pulls trigger*
varn- *yelps, and dives out of the way of the bullet* o.o
bn- deni... put... the gun... down... it's not a toy...
deni- ... :3 oks.
bn- ... really?
deni- nu! *shoots at bn, giggerling*
bn- D: AHHHH~ *shot back into a wall by impact* XP
deni- ... T.T awwww~ guns outta ammoz...
bn- thank god!!!
deni- ... *throws gun at bn*
bn- Xp ow!!!
deni- :3
varn- *poked* ...? << ... ...
...' ... --# ... D:< ... D8< *injects her with sleeping toxin* humph!
danny- ... *looks at mw* ...
mw- ... :S
danny- *cracks knuckles*
mw- *runs backstage*
danny- *chases*
- muffled thumping noises and mw's screams can be heard -
mayor- D: what?!
varn- ... *a slow smirk crosses his face*
mayor- ... *hands bn money*
bn- D: is that a bribe?! shame on you! *snatchesw the money* now do the dare. >:3
mayor- D: ... *gulps* ... *looks at varn* ... as the mayor of halloween town, I demand you... you... .... use fear toxin on me!
varn- *leans on the mayor, putting his hand on the mayor's hat for support* I dont know.....
mayor- ......... please?
varn- hmmmm...
mayor- DX come on varn!!!!!
varn- ... >> I don't really see you begging...
mayor- ...?
mw- ... *pokes head around*... kinky.
varn & mayor- o.o ... ... D=
varn- *splutter,s lets go of the mayor's hat, stumbles back* no! it's not!
mayor- D= varn! you sick- sick man!!!
varn- no, no, no!!! you've grabbed the wrong end of the stick entierly!!! D:
mayor- DX i don;t swing that way!!!
varn- oh do shut up!!!! you're makeing it worse!!! DX
mayor- D: I don't care!!! I don't love you!!!
varn- Xp I don't love you either!!!!
mayor- DX don't lie to me!!!
varn- ... oh for pete's... *injects the mayor with fear toxin*
mayor- DX *runs out of the town hall in sheer terror* not the bunnies!!! nooooooooo~
varn- ... *blinks* ...
saki- :3 ok!!!
bn- ^.^ yay, we have time to run while she makes-
saki- and here are some I made earlier!
*pulls out a tray containing a pie, a cake, and 12 muffins* ^.^
bn - D= I should never have let her watch blue peter!!!
varn- ... *peers out of the window* ... she's very lucky it's a 1st floor window...
bn- yep... now, next questons!
saki- ... *realises no-one is gonna eat the food she made* ...
(Fiddle-de-de says:
HEY YO EVERYBODAY!!!!!!
everyone- TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! so sing hppy b-day!
bn- can I kidnap mw for my birthday present? )
bn- go ahead! ^.^
mw- .. ;3 kinky, birthday-
bn- SHUSH mw!!! *shoves mw in a box, and hands it to her* :3 have fun!
everyone- *sings happy birthday* ^.^ *than all hand her £10 each*
bn- ok! next question! ^.^
(BananaPhone says:
im bored so one dare today!!!!
everyone- tie up Varnish and delieve him to my house for $1000 per person who kidnaps him!!!! )
varn- *yelps* what?!
everyone (except varn and mw)- *tie up varn,a nd take him to her house* :3 *then leave varn there, and come back to the show*
(monstercat1 says:
hello peoplez!
host-can I be on the show pretty pleeeeeeeeease? I'll make everyones lives a live in hell
jack-how did you die?
mw-why do you rape people ? )
bn- you're a guest. XP sorry, I can't pm you... there's no way for me to contact yah.
mw- *appers* .... << one question, then i'm going back to my girl... ok, why? ... >:3 I like the feel of their flesh on mine... their breath on me... their little screams, and squeals as they try to hide the fact they're actuly having fun... the-
bn- ANDDDD that's enough of that, i'm sure you're being missed mw an- ... ... O.O .......... O.O' *shoves a towl on mw* PG!!! PG!!! DX God-damn it it shall be pg!!! get out!!!!
mw- *smirks, and dissapers*
bn- XP next comment...
(CarmineMystery says:
ME AGAIN! Muahaha~
All my guy characters - *Looks at Mw's 'fringes' comment and automatically pins thier fringes back*
Tristan - *Walks in, has a fringe that nearly covers his eyes* What? *Hasn't seen comment*
ST - ...You're kidding right, W? You tried to KILL meh!! ;-; Sooo...My dare is for everyone to announce who they love the most. Or I will make Varn un-controlable and but earphones in him so he can't be cured!!!
Senya - ...My dare is for everyone to announce what their TRUE hobby is.
Kim - My dare is for everyone to say their biggest fear.
Well. That's all from me. *Jumps out a window*
OMG! It's a monkey!
Guy - You @ss-hole! it was always a monkey!! )
bn- tristan!!!! get rid of yah fringe!!! D= .. and love? uh... << >> I bugsy going l-
saki- BUGSY LAST!
bn- D: damn you!!! ok, I bugsy 2nd last, ner!
varn- *walks back in, he excaped* ... angel... *smiles*
danny- ... >> ... I love no-one.
oogie- all my fans.
... ... but bn's got a special place in my hear-
bn- don't lie.
oogie- *frowns* sally then.
jack- ... sally. I love sally...
sally- ... jack...
sally & jack- ... *hug, and kiss cutely*
lock- shock. ... i'm glad she's not here at the moment. :3
barrel- ... *huggles a lolly pop...* ^.^
Lo'ral- ... no-one yet...
mw- (anything female with intelegence... he's like that...)
bn- ......... shiz, do I have to say who I really love?
varn- ... << why ever not?
bn- ... >> it's akward, and many people read this thing...
varn- ah. ... well, for all you know, it could help.
bn- ... or I could lose a friend. >> so, no.
saki- ... i'll say mine if you say yours...
bn- XP but mine has bigger consiquences!!!
saki- ... fine, gambler... my heart is set on gambler, and I miss him... .... ....... sorry clank...
bn- ok, i'm not saying mine, end of. but there is a hint, it's some-one across the internet. wow, what a narrow tunnel. x3
varn- hobbie? ... why, makeing formulas. ^^ ... ... and doing bn's maths homework... *tugs at the rope around his neck slightly* ^^'
lo'ral- ... I spend most of my time ractcing demon magic.
bn- ... :3 rping.
saki- ... ^.^ cooking...
oogie- ... boozing...
jack- going through the plans for next halloween. ^^
sally- ....... ^^' ................... mw kind of coz-playing...
everyone- *gasp*
bn- o.o nu... way...
sally- ... << >> ......
deni- :3 killing peoplez.
bn- awww~ cute, she knows how to make a joke. ^.^
deni- ...?
bn- ....... that was a joke, right?
deni- uhmmmmyyyyyy.... ywesh?
bn- ^.^ yay~
bn- ain't we done the fears thing in a previous chapter? ... I dunno, I can't be bothered to look, i'm tired, and grumpy... so that's the end of the show. Thanks for watching guys! and please comment!!! ^.^
