bn- *runs on stage* AHHHHHHHHH *runs through the audiance* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
jason- *storms in from back stage, rage faceing behind his hask, holding his machette... it's slick with blood*
bn- DAAAAAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY
jason- *throws machette at bn*
bn- *impled, flys back, pined to a wall, sparking*
jason- *stomps towards bn*
bn- i'm so glad I don't have my chip on me right now. *moulds off the blade*
jason- *pulls machette from the wall, slices bn in two*
bn- GAH- rdfiouhfrkjhbsciofhoh!!!! DX ... ... ... tis pg, :I I can't swear.
jason- *hacking and swipeing at bn*
danny- *walks out from backstage wearing pajamas* -- ok, who called me this early in the morning?
bn- danny, it's 2 o'clock! AND JASON IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
danny- keep your hair on. *streaches, yawning*
jason- *grabs bn, smashes her against the wall*
bn- *splatters everywhere*
danny- *walks up to jason, taps him on the shoulder*
jason- *looks at her*
danny- *kicks him THERE*
jason- ...
danny- *winces, pulls foot away, holds it, hopping around, swearing loudly*
jason- *punches danny'd skull off*
danny- ..... --# *stops hopping around, puts skull back on, rolls up sleeves, beckons jason*
jason- *walks towards her again*
-a sand bag falls from the celing and hits jason on the head-
jason- @~@ woobiedoo... *keels over, ko'd*
saki- *standing on the beams of the roof* bullseye! ^-^
danny- *glares up at saki* I could have taken him!
saki-
I don't want you getting all the glory.
danny- *grumbles*
bn- *moulds back to normal, floats on stage* anyway, first questions! ^-^
(Sally_382 says:
oh wow an update already! more comments now then.
Jack- *puts lipstick and blush on him* you're too pastey.
Sally- I am trying to do you a favour! IF YOU LIKE SKELETONS DATE SOMEONE LIKE BONEJANGLES OR SKULDUGGERY PLEASENT!!!
Lock- *beats him to death with a plunger* sorry feeling random.
Shock- do you like dresses or are you a tomboy? Or you just wear them because big bird told you to?
Barrel- *hugs possessively*
Oogie- but you gotta have ANOTHER favourite! You can't just eat Snake and Spider stew all day! ...wait that explains your *ahem* size. )
bn- I know right? I was shocked at the speed of the update too... :U normaly i'm too lazy to write a new ep.... BUSY! I mean busy! <<' '>> yessssssss, busy... very busy... with rps... AND HOMEWORK!!! .. although I haven't got homework... urhm... school is keeping me busy? ... drat i'm not at school at the moment... and I don't go to work... urhm... :U I AM AN EPIC SUPER HERO! SAVING THE WORLD FROM THE DARK MASTER OF THE GILOTINE!
Jack- ?! ... ._. *goes ott to wipe it off*
saly- but no-one is as careing at my jack. ^^
lock- x.x
shock- I like dresses.
barrel- ^-^
oogie- ?! *looks furious*
bn- next questions! :U
(Candy is mine says:
I like this interview :3
Freddy:*throws a paper at him*MAKE YO SELF USEFUL AND PUT THIS OVER YO UGLY BUTT FACE
BN:do you know the muffin man?
Danny:you seem awsome
Lock:I don't like you either
Jason: crap your dead but I'm gonna put this anyway just case you might be back be happy cause your my second don't be insulted
Deni:I give you random cake *gives her cake*
Jack:I dares you to find a unicorn and ride it
Oogie:I dare you to ride the unicorn with Jack
Im gonna go find a turtle now and teach it how to fly :3 BYE )
bn- ^^ thankyou, I work hard on it... << >> sometimes.
freddy- ?! ... *rage face, rips the paper up* I'LL F-
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!
freddy- -ING KILL YOU! *lundges at her, stabs and cuts her repitidly*
bn- no, sorry, I dunno the muffin man.
danny- *smirks* that's because I AM awesome.
lock- *kinda dead*
jason- *still ko'd, thankfuly*
deni-
THWANK CHUZ!!! *sticks her face in it, and noms it, getting very messy*
mw- 83 jack's gonna ride a unicorn? ... >83
bn- *slaps mw* DIRTY, DIRTY BOY!
mw- XP
jack- well, I would, but I don't think they exist.
aurdry the unicorn- *sitting in a lardge wing backed chair, sipping tea and wearing a monical* ... and if they did, no-one is riding one.
oogie- ... he's not though. >> but I'll ride nyan cat instead.
nyan cat- D:
oogie- *sits on nyan cat*
nyan cat- *suffoactes, dies*
everyone- D:
oogie- ... *gets off it* ... *shrugs* anyone for nyan cat stew?
bn- you're just sick oogie! D: sick!
oogie- *smirks, picks up nyan cat, goes off to cook it*
bn- ... anyway~ next comment...
(zero bought a leash! says:
YAAAY!!!!
Danny: *hands her a hand-held portal device* FIGHT GLaDOS FROM PORTAL!!!! *you have to capture 4 different personality cores from GLaDOS and throw them in a lava pit*
BN: *immitates one of the personality cores* SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D
Freddy: *hands him another hand-held portal device* FIGHT WHEATLEY FROM PORTAL 2!!!! *you have to capture the 4 personality cores andplant them on Wheatley. oh, and you have a time limit of 3 minutes before that place self destructs (not the studio) and there are bombs that fall nonstop*
Saki: THE CAKE WAS A LIE, WASNT IT?!?!?! D:
well, thats all i can think of! see ya!!!)
danny- ... what's portal?
everyone- *shrugs*
bn- .. :U I dunno it so no-one else does, sorry zero bought a leash. but we'll try to answer your portal-based questions.
danny- *goes off on the epic quest and kills GLaDOS
bn- ... *blinks*
freddy- *goes and kills wheatly, with one second to spare, panting, goes back to the studio.*
saki- ... urhm... ... .. yes?
bn- hmm, nothing really strange happened on this show... shame... ... :U ah well. see ya'll next time folks!
