Bn- *walks on stage* ^.^ hey guy and gals, welcome to ep- ... >.> huh? haloween29?!? what are you doing here?
Halloween29: -.- I'm stuck to Jack and can't move cause SOMEONE didn't untie us!!!
Bn- ........ oops... ^^' I kinda forgot... sworrey...
Jack- -.-'
Bn- ... *tries to untie them* ... uhm...
Halloween29: -.- You tell me it's stuck and I will kill you.
Bn- ... <.< *gulps*
jack- ...?
Halloween29: -starts shouting swearwords that are not suitable for...anyone actually-
Bn- uhm.. haloween29? please dun use lauguage like that... ^^'
Halloween29: -stops shouting-.....-.- Ya know, normally I'd love being tied up to Jack, but the thrill wore off gee lets say 5 hours ago!
Bn- ... ^^'
Sackkey- *pokes head in from offstage* what's going on?
Halloween29: Sackkey, can you untie us?
Sackkey- ... *rolls eyes* who do you think I am??? BN? of course I can! *walks in, and shoves Bn over*
Halloween29: -laughs a bit-
Bn- -.-# not, funny!
Sackkey- *tries to untie them* ... *frowns* that's odd...
Halloween29: You can't get it either!?!
Bn- ... see?
Sackkey- *ignores Bn, and tries again* ... ^^' rain water's absorbed it... then dryed and tangled it...
Halloween29: GAH! -tries to bite at the rope-
- the rope hurts her teeth -
Sackkey- -.-' give me a sec... dun make it any worse! *walks off stage*
Halloween29: Yowch! -stops-.....-.- This sucks.
Bn- :3 lol.
Jack- *glares at BN*
Halloween29: -looks to Jack- Can't you like....slip through or something? You're skinny enough.
Jack- it's tangled in my ribs.
Halloween29: -.- That's just brilliant.
BN- *kicks jacks skull off* sorry, random urge. :3
Jack- !!?
Halloween29: Hey don't hurt Jack!
Sackkey- *walks on stage with a sythe*
BN- jack'll beh fine...
Halloween29:.....
Bn- <.< wait, sackkey? what are you doing?
Sackkey- *ignores bn, twirls the sythe, then very accuratly, slices the rope apart* right... -.-' you owe me a bottle of red wine.
Jack- *his body stumbles off, looking for his skull*
Halloween29: -stretches- Halleluah!
Sackkey- ... *coughs* red wine...?
Halloween29:......uh......right.........<.<......>.>.......-runs off stage-
Sackkey- ... HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU OWE ME!!!! D=< *chases her*
(medusakiller says-
okay,I have a bunch of stuff I wanna say:
Jack: my dear brother if you don't marry Sally, I will tie you up,duct tape your mouth shut and dangle you over some fangirls!
Sally:Why do you let Dr. Duck push you around?I dare you to kick him in the coconuts!
oogie:*hands him a paycheck* CONGRADULATIONS oogie! YOU and a friend win a trip to Las Vegas,Nevada! and won !123,000,000,000 dollars!
Dr. Duck: YOU SUCK!!! why do you push Sally around like if she's your servant!?Get a job you BUM!*kicks him where it hurts and stomps on his back and blows up his wheelchair*
Barrel:YOU RULE!!! I'm sending you to CandyLand so you can have all the sweets you want!
that's all for now!)
jack- *is offstage and dosen't hear*
Sally- well, I owe him my life, don't I? ... <.< ... *kicks dr f in THAT place*
dr f- Dx GAH!!!! you insolent girl!
oogie- ?!?!
...
*puts an arm around bn's shoudlers*
Bn- sorry oogie, I cant come.... interview...
oogie- ... *shrugs, and takes a diffrent fan-girl allong*
Bn- ... -.-' *was hopeing he'd insist*
dr f- *gorans in pain, un-able to answer*
BN- SOMEONE GET A MEDIC!!!! ... on second thoughts... let's just leave him :3
barrel-
*goes to candy land*
Bn- Dx nuuuuuu!!!!!! now I've lost TWO of the cast members!!!
(CarmineMystery says-
Hiya~ *Sits in a front row, middle seat* I WANT MAH COOKIE!
Ok, first question...Jack? Will you leave Sally and marry me?
Second, Sally? Will you die so I can marry Jack?
Third, LS&B? Why do you let Oogie push you around? Three against one, doi! Kick his regretabley awesome @ss!
Thanks for listening~)
Bn- ??? *looks at carminemystery* ... I didn't say... ... never mind... ^^ *throws her a BAG of cookies*
Jack- *walks onstage* no...
sally- Dx no!!!!
L&S- candy... he gives us sackfulls of candy!!!!
and he's the only one who gives us a place to stay...
Bn- ok, next question is fr-
- there is a massive roar -
cast- DX *run away*
Bn- hey!!! come back here!!! I-
dragon- *lunges on stage*
Bn- ... Dx *runs*
Dragon- *chases Bn off stage*
Halloween29: -runs onstage but skids to a stop-.....? Where is everyone?
… -.- figures....they all went out to coffee WITHOUT me Ha! Now I'm host!.....oh wait....I already have my own show......-looks around- MARCO!!!
Sackkey- *didn't run, and is edging allong a beam above
haloween29, a rope in her mouth* over my dead bugs are you host...
halloween29: -looks up- HI SACKKEY!!
Sackkey- ... ^^' hi halloween29... uhm... i'm just checking for bats...?
Halloween29: Good idea! Those things can be annoying sometimes!
Sackkey- ...? *can't belive haloween29 belived that*
Halloween29: -shines a stupid smile- ^-^
Sackkey- ... *leers* oh no!!!! watch out! behind you!!! *ties the rope around a beam*
Halloween29: O.o!? -turns around-
Sackkey- *swings down, and collides with haloween29*
Halloween29: Ooft!
Sackkey- *rolls allong the stage, then stands up, looks at haloween29* ...
Halloween29: -looks to Sackkey-....What the hell was that for?
Sackkey- ... I have two reasons... i'm the host if bn's out!
and you still owe me booze!!! ... though mainly the booze. :3
Halloween29:......-.- -throws a bottle of red wine at Sackkey's head-
Sackkey- *gets ko'd* XP
Halloween29: NOW I'm host ^-^ And I gave you booze
dragon- *pokes it's nose in from offstage, and sniffs* grackle....
Halloween29: -looks to the dragon-......Strange prop....
dragon- *pads in and sniffs haloween29* ... *roars in her face*
Halloween29: Two words....breath mint.
dragon- ...? ... T.T *sniffles*
Halloween29: Oh, dude I sworry. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
dragon- ... fine... but anyway! *puts on a pair of glasses and takes out a clip board*
Halloween29: O.o???
Dragon- i'm from the universal fan-fic office... and what's been going on under this roof is disgraceful!
dragon-
there is no helth and safty officers, for a start... ^^ and i'm glad I found you! the host!
Halloween29:......oooooohh.....riiiiiiiight......
Dragon- you also owe us money for taxes on the building's rent!
Halloween29:......um.......yeah, right....-throws a smoke bomb and gets shrouded in smoke, when it dissapears she's still there-....crap.....-runs offstage-
dragon- -.-' so yes, in total, you owe us... *peers at the clip board* ... £999.99.
Dragon- !!? Dx< get back here!!!! *chases*
Sackkey- *sits up* ... -.-' I hate halow- *sees the booze* ... ^.^ *drinks it* ok! next question is from shock!!! <.< and guys? the dragon is gone.
(Shock says-
Hi!It's me again! Ok, Shock what's your record of how many times you punched Lock? Oogie,your a meany! apoligize now! Please!I won't hate you anymore!)
Shock- ^^ 3000!!!
Lock- *still has the bruises*
oogie- *dosen't apoligize... coz he's not there*
BN- ok! next question is from CarmineMystery!
(CarmineMystery says-
Heeeey~
I hate to be a pain in the rear end, but...I have more questions.
BN: In episode 4 how do you crack your knuckles? You're supposed to be a blue blob.
Sackkey: Can I eat you?
Oogie: Are a Child Molester? If so...DUN HURT MEH!
Jack: Can you bite Oogie's head off?
Varn: Can you inject yourself with Fear Toxin?
Sarah: Can you go die slowly and painfully? I'm a viewer YOU MUST DO AS I SAY!)
Bn- I... I... I uh... ... o.o' ... I have no-idea...
Sackkey- !?! eat me?!? o.O how you gonna eat me?! and no!!! Dx I have 3 kids!!! I MEAN 2!!!! 2 kids!!! <.< >.> ... *runs off stage*
Bn- ... <.< ... what the hell sackkey...?
oogie- *on holiday, and can't say*
BN- >.> ... <.< ... YEASH HE ISH!!! he stalkes meh!
Danny- ... >.> wait, so it's not just me?
BN- ... ._. Danny... I was jokeing...
Danny- o.o' uhm, right, yeah. ^^
Bn- ... that's disturbing...
Jack- D=< i'm going to murder oogie for this!!! *runs off*
BN- ... again, I gather... LOCK! go get camra footadge!
Lock- but we only have one camra!!!
Bn- I dun care! we can zone out to the 'deni ducky' channel if people get bored!!! Dx< now go get the cool footadge!!!
Lock- *grabs the camra, and runs off after jack*
- the show switches to another -
deni- *runs on stage and poses* hellows!!!! :3 great to see you, to see you....
audiance- nice!!
deni- ._. wowz... you guys know that? youz all oldz!!!
audiance- *are oblivious to the fact deni just called them old* awwwww, lookie at her! she's so cute!!! ^.^
deni- oks... anyway.... :3 we're takin' over for BN's show while she has no camra!!! so, uhm. we're gonna do a few questions!!! ^.^ oks... so back to... car-car-car... ._. ... CAR DUCKY'S QUESTIONS!!!! :3
(Jack: Can you bite Oogie's head off?
Varn: Can you inject yourself with Fear Toxin?
Sarah: Can you go die slowly and painfully? I'm a viewer YOU MUST DO AS I SAY!)
Deni- jackie's doing that one... tis why we're coveringz... :3 oks evil ducky! your question!!!
Varn- ... -.-' I refuse to do it.
Deni- WRONG ANSWER!!! >:3
Varn- ...? pardon?
Deni- *stamps on a button*
Varn- *get covered in pink dye that falls from the celing onto him* !?!?!? what on earth!?!?! o.O
Deni- lwets try dis again!!! go varn!!
Varn- ... please deni... understand-
deni- nopes!!!! goez!!! >:3 or i'll rwelease dah duckys!!!
Varn- ... *sighs, and injects the top of his head with fear toxin* ... *falls to his knees* ... T.T *crys, covering his face with his fore-claws, shakeing in sadness*
Deni- O.O oopsies... uhm... <.< someone get sad ducky a tissue!
sarah- -.- i'm not dieing...
Deni- ... <.< DUCKYS, ATTTTTTAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!
Sarah- !?!
- a heard of ducks attack sarah, pecking at her -
Sarah- AHHHHHH!!! ok, ok! i'll do it!!
Deni- :3 duckys, retreate!!!
- ducks keep attacking -
deni- ... o.o' ... FREE BIRD SEED BACK STADGE!!!
- ducks ignore deni and kill sarah, then run off backstadge -
Sarah- X.X
Deni- ... was her head ment to bend like that? o.O
- it goes back to being Bn's show with lock as camra man -
Jack- how dare you treat my daughter so shamefuly!?
oogie- *rolls eyes* she's hot, bone-head.
Jack- !!? D=< *tackles oogie in sheer anger... and bites his head off*
Lock- *keeps filming, even though BN is yelling at him from his cell phone*
bn- (from phone) PG!!!! PG!!! Dx ah lock!!!!!!
Lock- *goes back tot he studio*
- show chandges -
Deni- ... o.o' ... *mentaly disturbed* ...
Varn- *is still sobbing on the floor*
Deni- ... OKS! next time bn wants a cover show... i'm out!!! Dx Iz never go'in though dis again!!! evers!!!
- show chandges back to the usual building and stage -
Bn- thankyou deni for taking over for us! ^.^ I owe you big time gal!
Deni- *walks in, dragging varn patheticaly by the leg* -.-' iz never doing it againz!!!
Bn- ... o.o what the hell happened to varn?!?
Deni- one of the stupid dares!! Dx *runs out of the buiding*
Bn- ... ^^' ah sod...
Varn- *still crying, he's seeing his old family die AGAIN in frount of his eyes, though only he can see it*
Bn- ........ ok, on with the questions!!! <.< i'm gonna get the antidote! *runs offstage*
Sackkey- ok, next question is from- ... -.-' seriously? ... why is it I allways read this kids name out?! ... kidthatsafanofalotofthings! *breaths hard, almost fainting*
(kidthatsafanofalotofthings says-
hey this is kidthatsafanof----whatever i'm to lazy to write it all down,and you don't have to say the whole name just...KF since that's the best i can think of..OK TIME!! Jack i wasn't gonna give it to ya anyways but if you're ok with it ok alright umm LOCK AND SHOCK*reaches in and grabs them*you guy--and girl are doomed i say DOOOOOOMDA!!!*throws them in the closet of mah mind!!*...i wonder if that was the maze or the one where they get sent to boot camp ...oh well...oh and Jack i REALLY didn't think you'd come back to life ...yeah...and awesome thnx Bn!!)
Sackkey- *groans* NOW YOU TELL ME!?!? Dx
L & S- Dx *scream*
Sackkey- ... <.< Bn aint gonna like that... she has no camra men or directors! D= ... :S well, i'm not tellin' her!!! *runs off stage*
Bn- *walks on stage* i'mma not awesome. *injects the antidote the the fear toxin into the top of varns head*
varn- *stops crying, but still shakes, trying to get over what he just saw* oh my, oh my, oh my, o-
bn- shut dah hell up! *slaps him on the back of the head*
varn- *keeps shakeing, but goes quiet*
Bn- ok, next questions are from skelengton girl!
(skellington girl says-
All kill the main bug bn has it
jack kiss me
all are you sure im not insane
barrel dunk the doctor in a tolit
varn go out with me
jack shoot a love arrow at me and varn.)
Bn- I dun have it anymore... I brought oogie to life again with it. :3
Jack- *kisses her*
all- y-
Varn- HELL YEAH!!! Dx you are completly sane, madam, compaired to the lunitic we have as a host!!!
all(except varn)- *gasp*
Bn- ... -.-# i'mma gonna kill youz... *tackles varn*
Varn-
*merely injects bn with fear toxin*
BN- NUUUU!!! not the cars!!!!! Dx *squeals* bus!!!!!!!!! *dives around the stage*
Varn- ... *smirks*
barrel- *i away in candy land!!!*
Bn- ... *notices all 3 of her directors are gone* ...? what ze hell?
sackkey- (offstage) they're on holiday!?!
Bn- ... kay... ._. I better get them back soon... *shrugs, and does barrels dare for him, and dunks dr duck in a toilet, then leaves him there, going back onstage*
Varn- ... pardon? o.O
Bn- yeah. he's love-able, ain't he?
varn- uhm, well, i'm not really looking... *tugs on the rope around his neck a tad, gulps* uhm...
Jack- *shoots an arrow at varn and her*
Varn- o.o *ducks it*
BN- *ducks it*
Sackkey- *squeals and ducks it*
jack- *ducks it*
varn- *gets hit in the face* XP
Bn- ... did it get the jar...?
varn- ... *is blushing immensly* ... OH GOD!!!! *runs off to his shack, and looks for an anti-love formular*
Bn- ok... next question is fr- ... carmine... as much as we LOVE your questions... and we do... can you just post it in one long comment next time?! Dx
(CarmineMystery says-
Ok, it's me...Again. And I have a question foooooor~
Oogie: How do you go to the toilet? I mean, seriously! You're a sack...And...Do you poop bugs? o.O
Jack - How do you go to the toilet, you're a skelliton.
...Ok I have more then one question...
BN: Why're you so awesome?
Deni: YOUZ SO CUTE WITH YOUR DUCKIES~
Sarah: You smell funny. I DARE you to...Run around naked shouting 'I'M A PRETTY TEAPOT!')
oogie- *is dead... so currently, he dosen't*
jack- i'm a skelengton, I don't.
Bn- i'm not, simply.
deni- *is hugging a duck in a corner, mentaly disterbed by events on the show* T.T
Sarah- *is dead... currently, and ain't coming from the moon-light just to do that*
Bn- oks guys, that's all the questions, se yah all next time!!! ^.^
