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interview... with a diffrence. :3

episode 30


© BN


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-people are back on stage, everything is set up right again-

bn- ok, let's try this again... Frownl and hope this episode doesn't get deleted...

varn- ...I do belie that's your most normal entrance so far.

bn- NUUUU YAH'VE JINXED IT! << >> DUN KILL ME!!!!

varn- *raises an eyebrow*

-nothing happens-

bn- ... huh.. well, I guess it's fine the-

danny- *runs past, sticks a bit of tnt to bn, dives behind a table*

bn-aaaahhhhh sh-

-boom, bn splatters everywhere-

danny- HELL YEAH! Tongueb TAKE THE PAIN!

saki- *highfives danny*

varn- *sighs, puts head in hands* i'm working with a bunch of children....

deni- D: whatz wrongz with thatz?!

varn- well... hmmm... I have no-one which which I can have a sencible conversation with.

deni- ... *puts on a monical and a suit*

everyone(but deni)- ?!

deni- I'm really enjoying the weather today, cloudy, yet sunny. a perfect blend.

bn- *low slow, whispery voive* deni... where has your lisp gone?

deni- *monical drops off* hwuhz?

bn- ... your lisp dissapered for a bit...

deni- ... tis nwat a lwisp.

bn- ... i'm not sure there's another word for it. Frownl

varn- ... either and anyway, yes the weather is good deni.

deni- ... Iah dwun lwike eet, I WAN RWAINBOWZ! ^-^

varn- but, you just... you said...

deni- *looks puzzled*

varn- *sighs* never mind.

bn- anyway! due to my stupidity, I deleted all the comments so I dun have any to try to update with... though i'm not sure this will work anyway... if it does, i'll delete all comments, and we can just go back to giving the cast questions and stuff.

danny- ^^ and we can go back to utter mayhem.

bn- also, anyone seen oogie since danny dropped him into the lava pit?

saki- yeah, he's at the pub with mw.

oogie- *runs in, screaming*

bn- ... I think oogie's just realised mw is a perverted rapeist that goes for everything but corpses, zombies, animals and those thast can turn into animals...

oogie- I AM AN ANIMAL! I'M MADE OUT OF BUGS!!!

bn- and sacks, mw has a thing for living sacks.

mw- *slinks in*

oogie- *sees mw, yelps, hides behind danny*

danny- ? >>

oogie- ... ... ... *hides behind bn*

bn- ... i'm not saving your sorry but from mw.

oogie- *hides behind saki*

saki- urhm... he can over power me easily. ^^'

oogie- D: *hides behind varn*

varn- ... yes, well... *looks embaressed*

oogie- ... *raises an eyebrow* seriously?

varn- *glares at oogie* i was sleeping at the time, he caught me by surprise. and he can apper and dissaper. it's not easy to inject someone when they do that...

bn- wait a sec... raise a hand all those that have been raped by mw.

-all the cast members and a few audiance members raise their hands-

bn- ... oh you are so kidding me.

mw- *smirks* i'm toooo goooooddddd~ Wink

bn- bad yah mean.

oogie- WHO THE HEL DO I HIDE BEHIND?!

bn- try that guy. *points to a guy*

oogie- *hides behind him... sadly, tis mw*

mw- ... *hugs oogie* ;3

oogie-? *realises who it is* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BN YOU LITTLE-

mw- *dissapers with oogie*

bn- :U whooooops. what a terrible accident... ah well, onto my one and only comment containing questions:

(Jack- do you enjoy being a skeleton?
Sally- why Jack? WHY DIDN'T YOU FIND SOMEONE BETTER???
Lock- you're such a ginger. Do you like Ginger Ale and have gingivitis?
Shock- how many ginger jokes can you think of?
Barrel- you so cute ^-^
Oogie- if you could be anything other than a sack of bugs, would you?)

jack- yes, I enjoy it very much so. ^^ I can do many things other people cannot. Like play fetch with my dog.

bn- ... urhm... jack, i'm not sure that's unique...

jack- ? how so? >>

bn- well, urhm... people just use sticks instead of bones. or balls.

mw- *appers again* 83 what was that about balls?

bn- *palm-face* Just go back to oogie mw!

mw- can't, he pulled his own string and deflated.

bn- ... well sucks to be you.

sally- D: there is no-one better! *hugs jack's arm* ^^

jack- :3 *hugs sally*

Lock- I'M NOT GINGER!!! I'M RED HAIRED!!!

bn- shut it ginge. :U

lock- D8< *sticks a plundger to bn's face*

bn- *muffled complaint*

shock- ... none, because bn won't let me. --

bn- *muffled speach explaining why, burt you can't hear, too bad*

barrel- ^-^

oogie- *kinda not here, or anywhere to that fact.*

saki- uh... bn?

bn- *muffled yes*

saki- I think you forgot to invite back stitches' charectors...

bn- ... *derp face under the plunder*

varn- would someone just take the plundger off bn?

saki- D: i'm not doing it! I don't know where it's been!

mw- 83 i'll do it. *takes it off*

saki- I mean, it could have been used as an actual pulndger and gone in the loo!

mw- *looks absolutly horrified, runs off to go wash ahdns, dropping the plundger*

bn- *coughs* hello?

everyone- ? *looks art bn*

bn- ok, now I have your attention, nitwit! blubber! oddment! tweak! :U thankyou.

varn- ... bn, don't quote harry potter.

bn- oh you may not think i'm pretty,
but don't judge on what you see,
i'll eat my self if you can find
a smarter hat than me.

varn- -- bn...

bn- you can keep your bowlers black,
your top hats sleak and tall,
for I am the hogwarts sorting hat
and I can cap them all.

varn- *injects bn with sleeping toxin*

bn- *falls asleep* zzzzz~

saki- ... :U bertie bots everyflavor beans!

varn- SAKI!

saki- Tongue

danny- *picks up a stick, points it at varn* avadakadavra!

-green bolt comes form the wand, hits varn-

varn- *keels over*

everyone- D8

varn- *sits up* you're lucky i'm tecnicaly dead. --

danny- ... Grinb I HAVE A MAGIC WAND!!!! *runs around casting spells on people*

varn- .... ._., oh dear...

saki- uhm... I think it's time to end the show... ^^ bye guys.

freddy- *walks in* what have I missed?

-camra turns off-

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