bn- *runs on stage- HI GUY-
-she runs into fly paper-
bn- *splutters, struggles, gets tangled up in it* D: 'elp!
danny- *sticks bn and the fly paper in a box, selotapes it shut, mails it to australia* >:3 have fun bn!
bn- NUUUUUU~
saki- *highfives danny* ^-^ now we're in control of the show!
danny- ... we? *raises an 'eyebrow', hm, wait, that makes no sence... saugages, I dun care*
saki- D: yeah! we!
danny- ...
you didn't do anything to help!
saki- yeah I did! D: I made the tea while you put the fly paper up!
danny- I don't even LIKE tea. XP
saki- ... oh...
danny- so i'm now the host of this show!
HA HA HAAAAA~
dp- *pokes head in* does that mean i'm allowed on the show?
danny- ... who are you?
dp- mw's older brother, i'm a tad nicer, *mutters under breath* apart from the rapeing... *normal voice* I've got hugfe mucles, i'm bigger than him, and I have blue scales.
danny- hmm... what would bn say?
bn- *thinking* god, I hope they don't let dp onto the show while i'm gone
danny- ... yeah, sure. << you're in.
dp- *strolls onto the stage* thanks.
varn- can we get on with the first questions please?
danny- ah go stick your head in a toilet varnish.
varn- *splutters with rage*
saki- ... I think we should do the questions too...
danny- *rolls 'eyes'* fine then. first comment.
(Candy is mine says:
Hiiiii!!! I is a new viewer :3
Deni:aaawwww your adorable
Freddy:I don't like you I think Jason is better then
Jason:Your better then Freddy your my second favorite killer my first is Michale Myers :3
Now I will go and bomb a walmart and a Justin Bieber concert BYE! )
varn- *smiles* a new veiwer? well, hello there, thankyou very much for watching our show. :3
dp- ... is he allways like this?
saki- yep, unless you say waffles.
varn- 8D WAFFLEZ!!!!
saki- D: i'm stealing your toxins!
varn- ... *glares at saki*
saki- *realises that was stupid, flees*
varn- *chases* D8<
deni- ^-^ thwank chuz!
freddy- ?! *glares* fu- ... ... ... >:3 hey, bn isn'rt here to stop me swearing... Fuc-
???- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-a blue blurr rushes from backstage and wraps it's self around freddy's head-
freddy- *muffled yell, trys to tug it off, stumblering sround the stage*
bn- >:U NU SWEARINGZ!
danny- ... ._. how did you get out of the box?
bn- ^-^ I turned into a bomb!
danny- ... so you blew up the box, AND your self?
bn- ... yes.
danny- ... why didn't you just cut your way out?
bn- ...
everyone- ...
bn- :U because i'm awesome.
danny- *rolls eyes*
jason- *doesn't know weather to be insulted or happy*
freddy- *keels over from lack of air*
bn- :U whooooops. *moulds off his face* mah badz. anyway! next comment! ^-^
(kittypaw187 says:
It's back! HURRAY!
Well yeah.. I've got no questions so Nessie you do it.
Nessie- 8D Yay!
Oogie- Why are you so mean?!
Shock- o you like turtles?
Jack- I DARE YOU TO DIE.
BN- Well hey dere. Why do you say loo?
Stitches- You sir, I dare you to act out harry potter movies movies in five seconds!
Jason- Where do babies come from?
Freddy- *hits him with a lead pipe* YOU'RE A *sweaaarrr*
Nessie- okay datsit. )
oogie- *frowns* i'm not mean.
bn- uh huh...
shock- ... what's a turtle?
bn- i say loo, becasue that's what i've been brought up to say. :U
bn- hmm, well, stitches isn't here right now-
Stitches- *barges in* HERE I AM
bn- *spkutters* how did you- I MEAN! WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW!
Stitches- Ninjaskillz *looks at the dare* OH FU--
bn- but, but... there were pirates! D: and aliens!
Stitches- *Explodes from the pressure*
bn- .
___. aw dear god...
Stitches- *another of her runs in* HERE I AM
bn= phew.
jason- *tilts head*
freddy- *chuckles, whisers in jason's ear*
jason- *eye twitch, goes on a killing rampadge*
Stitches- You gotta love clones. *sees jason* OH SHI-- *duck and cover from jason*
jason- *cuts danny's arm off*
danny- ...
everyone-
danny- *rips jason apart, limb from limb*
jason- D:
Stitches- *pokes head out* Hey, that reminds me, I have a question.
Stitches- Wouldnt Jason stay dead if you chopped his head off?
danny- ... huh... *cuts jason's head off*
jason- x.x
freddy- FINALY!!! I'M F'CKING FREE!
Stitches- ... Im in a random mood today. *pokes Freddy*
freddy- --
bn- let's go back to the questions folks. :U
freddy- GAH F- D8< YOU LITTLE- *stabs her in the eyes*
Stitches- *poutyface*
bn- NEXT QUESTION!
(Luna's Wolf says:
BN IS BACK! WOOHOO! *sits in a empty seat* Anyway,I've got some questions!
Varn: How do you make your sleeping toxin? And can I get some to shut my OC,Loki up?
Deni: Hey! YOUR CUTE!)
varn- ah, yes, well, it's a secret. *hands her a vial of sleeping toxin*
deni- ^.^ thwank chuz.
bn- ... wow, was that it? no explosions? no deaths?
varn- next questions:
(Sally_382 says:
yayyy the interview is still going! ^-^
bn- dunt close this again it's too funny.
Jack- yaa... Bonejangle's is better. At least he has an eyeball and can play music. heh.
Sally- ...really you can do better. Much much better. admit it.
Lock- lol I did a project on hair color VS intelligence! *checks results again* ...ginger's were the smartest. -.- well that didn't work. *hits him with plunger* GINGER!!!
Shock- you're cool. Do a magic trick!
Barrel- *hands him lollypop*
Oogie- what's your favourite food? )
bn- yeah, well... it'll have to end sometime.
jack- *frowns*
sally- there is no-one better!
freddy- *slinks a hand around sally's shoulders* you sure? *smirks*
Katlin- *revs chainsaw*
freddy- SH-
bn- NU SWEARINGZ!
freddy- *pulls hand away* look, see, not doing anything.
Katlin- *goes batsh*t and hacks sally to pieces*
sally- D8 *dies*
Katlin- :3 *drops chainsaw, snuggles freddy*
freddy- ._.
Stitches- *holds up a sign with an arrow pointing to Katlin that says "psycho b*tch"*
bn- *sniggers*
lock- *smirks* .. XP
shock- sure. ^^ *casts a spell*
-the whole place falls down-
everyone- D8 *crawl out of the rubble*
bn- thanks for that shock. -- we now have no-where to do the interview.
barrel- *noms lollypop* ^-^
oogie- snake and spider stew, duh.
Stitches- *epic brainstorming face* ..... Nope, nothin. :I
bn- right, that's all the comments... :U all we gotta do is find a new place to call home..
varn- .. I didn't live there..
Saki- me neither...
everyone- *mutter that they didn't live there*
Bn- ... :U WELL I DID!
Stitches- ... Why dont we build something?
bn- ? << out of what?
saki- 8D FOAM!
everyone- *ignores saki*
-bits of bricks and stuff, like, right there-
Stitches- Well thats conveniant.
Stitches- Well at least now we dont have to go around stealing materials off of peoples houses.
danny- ... we don't? *holding alot of random stuff*
Stitches- ... Meh, it's for a good cause :U *looks at BN* Epic building montage?
bn- :U YAP! while we have adverts!
-it goes to the adverts-
guy 1- 8D introduceing the best book this centuary! 'blank book of absolutly nothingness'!
Guy2- Erm... you mean a notebook?
guy 1- *blinks* ... NO silly boy. tch.
*slaps him upside the head* 'blank book of absolutly nothingness'! it's been edited by the finest to be the perfect read for anyone of any age!
Guy2- ... *sigh* How much is it?
guy 1- ^w^ it can be yours for a mere £30,000!
Guy2- *splutters* I COULD JUST GET A FEW REAMS OF PAPER!!
guy 1- :U psh, but that would not be as awesome as the 'blank book of absolute nothingness'!
Guy2- There is no difference!! D:
guy 1- ... ... ... ... ok, forget getting paid. -- you're fired. F,I,R,E,D.
Guy2- *Looks at the camera* DONT BUY THIS!! D8
guy 1- *punches guy 2 in the face, hard*
Guy2- XP *Ko'd, falls out of sight*
guy 1- welp, we have a terrible lying ghosts infestation... but don't worry folks! :3 it'll be gone soon. rememebr, buy our book, and get a broken parker pen free! ^-^
-adverts over-
Stitches- ... What was the point of the montage if there was going to be ads durng it?
bn- ... *shrugs* anyway, that's all we have time for today, and remember kids, don't play with mw! ... no, really, it'll just end with tears.
-camra goes black-
