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interview... with a diffrence. :3

episode 34


© BN


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bn- *floats in* sorry for late updates, alot of stuff has been going on-

saki- BOREING!!!!

danny- BOOOOOOOO

deni- gwet woff dwah stwage!!!

bn- D: ... wait, what? what're you guys doling in the audiance?! get on stage now before I tell yah parents!

deni- ... mwah mwum dun care. :3

saki- that's right, I don't,and my mum is lost or hideing right now.

bn- ... naw she's not, she's sleeping under freddy's hat.

saki- Oh *runs up to freddy*

freddy- *grips his hat* no, no, no, no, no! the hat stays on!

saki- D: but I haven't seen my mum in years!!!

freddy- and?

saki- T~T danny!!

freddy- o.O

danny- *rolls up sleeves, walks on stage*

feddy- sh-

bn- NU SWEARINGZ

freddy- *shoves jason infront of him*

jason- ...?

danny- ... alright then, so I have to get though him to get to you?

jason- ?!

freddy- *smirks, nods*

danny- *grabs jason's mask*

jason- ???

danny- *pulls it back, then lets go*

jason- *his mask snaps back onto his face, he flails, holds his face and keels over*

freddy- ._.

danny- *becons freddy*

freddy- *legs it, climbs up a rope*

danny- >> ... *takes her left hand off*

freddy- ? <<

danny- *throws it at him*

freddy- o.O *reflexivly catches it*

danny- *smirks*

hand- *lundges at freddy, grips his throat*

freddy- *yelps with shock, struggles with it, trying to make it let go*

hand- *tightens grip*

danny- *climbs up the rope useing her right hand and her legs*

freddy- FUUUUUUUUUU-

bn- STOP SWEARING FREDDY!!!

freddy- *manadges to tug the hand off* HAH!

danny- *grabs his foot*

freddy- ._.

danny- *tugs*

freddy- *grips the rope tightly, swearing*

lock- *filming*

freddy- TURN THAT PEICE OF SH-

bn- FREDDY!

freddy- -OFF!

lock- nope! >x3

hand- *tickles freddy*

freddy- *laughs, swearing loudly*

bn- *keeps shouting at him for swearing*

danny- *tugs again*

freddy- *falls off rope, hits the floor head first, and is ko'd*

danny- *drops down, picks her hand up, puts it back on* there you go saki.

saki- 8D *tries to take the hat off* ... ... ._. ... *tries again* ... ... .. it won't come off...

danny- ... huh? what? of course it will! *tries to snatch freddy's hat off, fails* ... ._. *grabs it, tries to tug it off*

freddy- *small smirk, still ko'd*

danny- --# bloody cheat.

bn- ... was that a swear or not...? i'm... i'm not sure... ._.

varn- *walks in, wearing a tuxedo* either and any way madams, I suggest we go onto the questions before anything strange happens.

bn- ... bit late for tha- WHAAAA?! why're you wearing a tuxedo?!

varn- my clothes are in the wash.

bn- ahhhh, wait... o.O how many times do you wash your clothes per year?

varn- I very rarely wash my clothes. I don't sweat so there is no reson to.

bn- ... huh, okie. ANYWAY! onto the que- HOLEY SH!T LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!

varn- ... best we get on with it then.

(skelingtongirl says:

*Is asleep somewhere in the back seats*
Angel: *Nudges me* SG! Wake up!
Thomas: *Falcon PUNCH!*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Flings into random person* XP Huh? Wha? Questions? OH! <<''>> I have soooooooooooooo not been sleeping. *Clears throat* Time to torture innocent cast peoples. >:3
Jack: COME TO MY HOUSE! OWO I GIVE YOU COOKIES! *Tackleglompkisses and drags to house* :3
BN: YUS! :U YOUR SUPAH HERO NAME IS EPIC BN RANDOM NARRATOR LADY! NOW GO EPIC BN RANDOM NARRATOR LADY! AND SAVE TEH WORLD FROM THE WICKED FORCE OF.......SPINACH! 8D
Oogie: *Whacks with fish* x3
DP and MW: *Whap repeatidy across faces* NU RAPING! D8<
Danny: *Hands punching bag* :3
Deni: ADORABLE! ^-^ *Huggles and gives duck*
Now to let mah OCs ask some-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Falls off of a cliff*
Angel:....*Blinks*.....Why is there a cliff in here?
Thomas: *Shrugs*
~Nudge's Questions~
Nudge: YAY~! IMMA MAKE YOU ALL LOOK BEAUTIFUL! ^.^
Oogie: *Kills*
Mw: *Chosp head off*
DP: *Slices him in half*
Epic BN Random Narrator Lady: *Stab*
~Much stabbing, slicing, and killing later~
Nudge: *Noming someone's head now*
Angel: ._., Uhh.......I think I'll take over from here. '>>
~Angel~
Varn: That...Was close. *Hands back brain jar, she had to take it to protect it from Nudge*
Mw and DP: *Avoids at ALL COSTS*
Angel:.....You know I don't have that much to ask...
To all: How are you?
Thomas: >> *Takes over*
~Thomas~
Thomas: *LOOKS at everyone* >>
Tina:.....Any questions?
Thomas: >>
Tina:....Okay! 8D My turn~!
~Tina~
Oogie: Daddy! ^.^ *Hugs*
Jack: I DUN LIKE YOU! D8< *Throws explodin' dice at him*
Mallory:.....I'll take over while she's busy.
~Mallory~
Jason: Hi dad. >> How's it been on there?
All: Here's a crash course. You die in the middle of it, next episode I'll cause much bad luck to happen to you when you're revived. You win, I won't.
~It's a maze, and every 3 seconds antoher trap is snared, and they release black cats, many ladders, pianos fall on you, flamethrowers, and anything deadly your can imagine~
Isra: O.O, *Takes over*
~Isra~
All:......Like Angel I've got nothing. Anyone want some candy? How are you?
~Me again! 8D~
*Climbs up cliff* >.< THAT THING WAS HUGE!!
Angel:....You can fly you know.
.... ._., *Face-palm* NOW YOU CHOOSE TO TELL ME! >-<#
Angel: ._.,
Okay! Three more sound fair?
~Many boos~
OKAY! 8D SEVEN MORE!
~Groans of annoyance~
Jack: I LOVE YOU! *Kisses*
Oogie: *Kills. AGAIN! 8D*
MW and DP: *Kills 7000 times* NU RAPING RAWR! D8< BAD! RENOUNCE YOUR WAYS! I DARE YA TO! IF NOT I FEED CHU BOTH TO MITEXI! :3
Sally: Jack's mine! D:< But I drew a cute picture of you two together. :3
Epic BN Random Narrator Lady: HAI! 8D *Hands pie*
Jason and Freddy:....I can't see either of you as 'ugly'.......And I had a weird dream where we were on a row boat with you two as mah best friends! o.o
All: ATTACK TEH SOCK MONKEYS! >:3
That is all. :3 *Sits back and watches* )

jack- *yells, struggles, dragged off*

sally- you bring my jack back! *runs after*

bn- I ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE! *runs off, smacks into a wall, slides slowly down it, ko'd*

oogie- !?

dp & mw- XP ow.

danny- swwweeeeettttt~ *sets it up in her dressing room backstage, comes back*

deni- ^-^ THANK CHUZ! *huggles it*

bn- well.. uhm.. .. ... that's a very good question... why DO we have a cliff here?

varn- ... it's a stage prop for ther actors. *wheels it off stag*

oogie- x.x

mw- *dissapers in a pool of blood*

dp- *dissapers in a pool of blood*

bn- AHHHHH

~some time later~

danny- *beats nudge up coz she's nomming her skull, takes her skull back then puts it on*

cast- *groaning*

varn- *puts himself back together, heals everyone, then takes his brain jar, smiles at her* thankyou angel.

bn- *makes gagging motions behind varn*

saki- *pretends to vomit*

mw & dp- *apper back onstage* --

cast- *blink, smile, tell her they're fine*

bn- *break down sobbing at the question* MY LIFE IS SH!T!!!! I HAVE NO REASON FOR LIVING! THE ONLY REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING IS TO TAKE MEDICATION! T~T

cast- .___.,

bn- T~T

cast- *slowly shuffle away from bn*

danny- ... huh... no questions? ... that was pointless. Frownlb

oogie- DADDY?!?! ... *faints*

jack- *walks in with sally, then gets blown up*

sally- D: JACK! *fixes him*

jason- *shrugs*

cast- DD8

saki- ^^ don't worry, i've got this. *disables the traps useing her great mechanical skills*

cast- 8D *easlily complete it, sticking together*

deni- 8D candy!

cast- yeah, we're fin-

bn- MY LIFE SUCKS!!!!! I-

danny- *punches bn in the face* shut up. Frownlb

bn- XP

jack- *yelps, flees*

oogie- x.x

dp- I DON'T RAPE PEOPLE ANYMORE!!!!! *screams while dying*

mw- i've just landed myself a gal whoes like me, heck if i'm giving up rapeing now. Frownl

sally- D:< JACK IS MINE! we're simply ment to be!

bn- 8D *noms pie*

saki- oh SURE you like her pies! D:< what's wrong with my pies?!

cast- ... *each rant out a long list of what's wrong with her pies*

saki- ?! D:

freddy- *blinks* ... freinds? .. ... *exchanges a glance with jason*

jason & freddy- *laugh*

freddy- yeah, dream on bi-

bn- FREDDY!

freddy- << WHAT?!

bn- QUIT SWEARING!

freddy- make me.

bn- dun make me get a swear jar!

freddy- you wouldn't dare! D8<

bn- try me.

freddy- *flicks out claws*

bn- *growls*

varn- D: can't we all just try to get allong? please?

freddy- *lunges at bn*

bn- *dodges, going above him*

freddy- ...?

bn- *turns into an anvil, crushes him*

freddy- XP *ko'd*

cast- ... *attack the sock monkeys, win, but only coz they have danny on their side*

bn- 8D NEXT ST OF QUESTIONS!

(medusakiller says:
Lalalalala! Danjo Dan dan! 8D
Sally: Go on a date with Jack...wearing THIS! *holds up Carrie's Prom Dress*
Jason: Tell your Mom I said Hi! And give her this! *holds up a basket full of candy*
Freddy: Go on a date with Jennifer from "Jennifer's Body"!
Varn: Teach me your ways! *bows down*
Tis all for now.... )

sally- ... what's that?

bn- ... whoes carrie?

jason- 8D *nods, runs off*

freddy- ... *blinks* who?

varn- *blinks* what in the blazes...? ... .. uhmm... well... just try to be polite, use 'big words' as often as possible and study science. :3

bn- ... but you never studye-

varn- *clamps a hand over bn's mouth* next comment!

(Sally_382 says:
*playing tic tac toe* ^-^ hu- ? oh wait my turn? oops.

Jack- wear a powdered wig!
Sally- you're made out of fabirc so aren't you technically a living sack like Oogie? aw toast stuffing either way hug MW
Lock- sing the baked potato song.
Shock- compose the baked potato song.
Barrel- *hugging him for the rest of the show or at least until her questions are done*
MW- muwahahahaaa I don't believe I have been raped by you! ...hell. *grabs mace and poitns it at him*
DP- hello? You not gonna be a rapest are chu? *inches away for safety measures*
Deni- you adorable.
Danny- go...be destructive.
Saki- cook a four cours emeal and have everyone eat it.
Varn- *locks him in a room with waffles*)

jack- ... *puts on a powdred wig* ._.

sally- !!!!! DDD8 i'm like oogie...? ... hug mw?! no!

mw- awww, ok, i'll hug you~ *hugs sally*

sally- DD8 *trys to push mw away*

mw- *licks her neck*

-ka-CLICK-

mw- ?! <<

danny- *holding a shot gun* drop her.

mw- tch. *lets go of sally, steps away from her*

lock- ... the what?

shock- ... ._. the what?

barrel- ^^

mw- ... >83 heh, heh. *dissapers, appers behind her grabs her, dissapers with her*

dp- nah, i'm fine now. :3

deni- 8D thwank chuz!

danny- ... *takes over christmas town by force*

jack- DANNY!

danny- tch, fine, i'll give it back.

saki- 8D *cooks a 4 course meal*

bn- ... HEY LOOK! A HANDY DISTRACTION! *points behind saki*

saki- ?!<<

bn- *bins it* god saki, that was really tastey.

saki- !? >> 8D really?

varn- ! ... yes, indeed it was.

saki- ^-^

varn- *locked in the room* ... oh no... ... 8D WAFFLEZZZZZ~

bn- ... we have to fix that brain of yours... *lets varn out of the room* dr f is stealing your toxins.

varn- D8< *kills dr f*

dr f- x.x

bn- next questions!

(Candy is mine says:
I WANT MEH CINNAMON ROLLS!!
BN:you don't know who Gir is!? he from Invader Zim google it!
Freddy:......YOU STILL FUGLY!!!!
Jason:Your still awesome
Deni:you still adorable you need cookahs! *give her a box of COOKIES*
Jack:NO NO NO HE DONT COUNT! you find another one outside flying down a rainbow!
Oogie:Stupid sack of bugs
Mw:RAPIST MUST DIE!!! *throws bomb*
HOORAY FOR BOMBS! )

bn- ah, so gir is the lil robot? ... o.O or is he a green dog?

freddy- D8<

jason- ^^

deni- ^w^ *shares them with the rest of the cast, nomming a few her self*

jack- ...?

bn- *has a bad memory, derp face*

oogie- --

mw- AHHHH *blown up, dissapers, then re-appers back onstage* --

bn- next comment!

(Luna's Wolf says:
*storms in and stops Dr F and Varn's fight* NUU FIGHTING!*points at Dr F* STUPID DUCK!
BN:*hands a mug of coffee* Enjoy!
Freddy:*glomps* You're mine!<<'>> *drags to her house*
And that is all for now me thinks. )

dr f- *currently dead*

varn- I shall fight him if I wish to.

bn- 8D *drinks it* thanks! ^^

varn- ... that's 4 coffees you've had today bn.

bn- 8D

freddy- ?! *chuckles, lets her drag him off*

bn- next comment! ^^

(Anonymous says:
Hi! First off, (Revives Deni's duck, Damsonsauce, which had been eaten by BarrelOogies_Girl) Here Deni! Damsonsauce is back from the holiday they took!
Ok now:
(Ties BN's arms and legs together, after making her solid and unable to escape) now dares:
Oogie: Tickle the host while she's tied up!
Everyone else: Don't interfere in the dare I gave Oogie!
K bye love you all!!!
I'm sorry host! I had to! )

deni- 8D DWAMSON SWAUCE!!!! *hugs it*

damson sauce- ... 8I quwack.

bn- *has no arms or legs, she's just a round blue blob* ...? wadda?

oogie- >:3

bn- OHH NO! NO NO NO NO NO! dun you dare oogie!

oogie- *tickles bn*

bn- *laughs and screams, struggles*

varn- and that's all we have time for today. there is just one last thing we need to do.

cast- 8D HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

(this was written on halloween, sorry if it's not halloween when you read this)

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